Oregon Militia Asking For Snacks, Socks, Money On Facebook
Hmm, thought they were set up for the long haul.
Despite claims that the armed militiamen who are occupying a U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service building in Oregon are set up for a lengthy stay, Facebook posts from some of the men and their supporters are asking for supplies, including “snacks and energy drinks.”
While Ammon Bundy initially told The Oregonian that his group was ready to occupy the building “for years, absolutely,” posts are circulating on social media that are asking for, among other things, cold weather supplies (including socks) and the aforementioned snacks and energy drinks on behalf of the group.
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allison1050 January 4th, 2016 at 19:42
They get mail, UPS um what about FEDEX? I just want to know if the building still has running water and electricity..if so turn it off!
MyDogsAreSmarterThanYou January 4th, 2016 at 19:46
Hmm, some crazy rightwing freeloaders embarked on an armed occupation without a way to pay for it. This sounds familiar…
allison1050 January 4th, 2016 at 19:47
I think they need to channel Jeramiah Johnson THEN if still no luck then maybe this will be the 21century version of the Donner Party. ;o/
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 20:28
Great Movie~!
And props to the Donner party reference~!
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 20:51
I liked the film, couldn’t care less for the music.
♪♫Jeremiah Johnson got his ass attacked by a butt-load of Indians, ’cause he crossed their land or sumpn’…dumdumdee…sparrows and eagles…♪
(I think that’s about how it went…I tune it out when I happen to catch the film…)
FatRat January 4th, 2016 at 20:53
I always forget whether Jeremiah was a mountain man or a bullfrog. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtYnCmw2CWE
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 20:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkw2Nv1env8
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 22:06
I had to turn that off..
Good Movie..
Bad music..
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:37
“And some folk say…he’s up there still. Avoiding the soundtrack to this film.”
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 22:01
three dog night…
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 20:54
Right On~!…
allison1050 January 5th, 2016 at 05:18
Aww, thank you Stoney I do try sometimes. ;)
The Original Just Me January 4th, 2016 at 21:45
These Dudes (?) are all Mr, Macho Cowboys. Give them about three days without the women folk and they will be running home for some.
Judy Jackson January 4th, 2016 at 19:57
Typical moochers. I called it correctly over the weekend. Cut all utilities, surround the building so that no one gets in or out. Freeze or starve their sorry asses out, arrest them & charge them with treason. IF these guys weren’t white, they would already be dead.
Robert Kennedy January 4th, 2016 at 20:17
Don’t allow anything in and freeze their bank accounts. Then prosecute all the survivors after sending in the attack drones.
Foundryman January 4th, 2016 at 20:18
Why haven’t their cell phones and internet been scrambled? Why haven’t their assets been frozen? Why haven’t their wives and children been detained? Why do they still have electric power?
Are authorities doing anything?? Looks like the government is going to let these terrorists win another round.
Joe Mason January 4th, 2016 at 20:19
where is A cell Phone Jammer when You Need one
Foundryman January 4th, 2016 at 20:20
The tower can be disabled easy enough.
Scooter Livingston January 4th, 2016 at 21:55
Not really necessary.
Just cut off the electricity. Phone chargers can’t be charged with no electricity :)
fredoandme January 4th, 2016 at 23:49
simple problem solved simply.
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 20:25
hey brother..
No need to worry..
They will “self deport” from this remote outpost as soon as snacks and sanitary conditions make them wish they were back at home…
It;s not they are bounded by law under the threat of prosecution for abandoning their position..
Theses loser can go back home to mom, the wife, children or maybe an ex-wife will take a straggler back in…
Once their socks have been used as toilet paper, and their pocket constitutions fill the overflowing out houses..
they will leave and go home to their trailer homes that have all the finer things life provides
Obewon January 4th, 2016 at 22:16
Intelligence gathering may lead to their mothership connection & paymaster atop Trump Tower! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSERB93GYfw
Robert Kennedy January 5th, 2016 at 00:45
In all the years I dealt with bands George Clinton was one of the nicest and coolest of them all. He really took good care of his band members and kept prices low for the fans too. One of the guys in the band said I reminded him of George and that was probably the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.
Obewon January 5th, 2016 at 03:18
I just saw George & the P-Funk allstars this summer in a free concert in a park about 100 feet outside of my office building. They still glow. It was a funkadelic groovefest!
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 20:19
A “long haul” to theses pampered losers is a weekend..
As long as there are clean toilets a decent WIFI connection…
Lizard January 4th, 2016 at 20:22
I wonder if these assclowns realize they are the butt of every joke on every social media site now? Well, the sites that aren’t waving Nazi flags anyway.
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 20:30
wow JIm…
I don’t know…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tHPsphg9xc
Richard Davis January 4th, 2016 at 20:38
Looks like others would be there too if their damned government disability check wasn’t screwed up.
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 20:39
Checks in the mail…:)
alpacadaddy January 4th, 2016 at 21:57
yeah, and I won’t… well, never mind!
Robert Kennedy January 4th, 2016 at 22:49
The irony is palpable with this crowd of asshat morons, isn’t it?
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:51
You could cut it with a fork and knife….which is fortunate, because there’s no food to use them on…
William January 4th, 2016 at 22:50
Perfect.
AttilatheBlond January 5th, 2016 at 17:35
Jis doin what their RW pols taugh ’em, Pander and hope people send $$.
Steve LeRoy Moore January 4th, 2016 at 21:25
I would surely be there, excelpt lost my job, sent to god damn Mexico, so i am a little short on the ammo, but if things turn around i’ll surely be there.
Obewon January 4th, 2016 at 21:30
Which is smarter? A Lipton tea bag, or GOP Koch brothers teabaggs?
A: Lipton tea bags plan ahead knowing they’ll need H2O with energy to boil a pot of water, some finger sandwiches for aperitifs and one lump or two?
Ya’ll think they were even bright enough to bring batteries with a renewable energy source? No way!
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 21:36
Aww, give the fellers a break, Obe…this was one uh them “spur of the minnit” revolutions; a body can’t be ‘spected to remember everything when he’s in the grip o’ patriotic rebellion.
Why, hell! Cletus over there fergot that 10 year supply of MREs he gots stored, now didn’t ya Cletus?
{Shore did; they’s a stacked up in the back room of Maw’s double-wide, jest asittin.}
Obewon January 4th, 2016 at 21:41
I’m guessing they were duped by Glenn Beck’s Survival Seed Bank™ Scam, perhaps planting seeds to grow “crisis gardens.” As long as FedEx delivers’em?
alpacadaddy January 4th, 2016 at 21:51
Did he REALLY say that? OMG! The stupid… it burns!
On the other hand, I agree on the BLM overreach, and the lands should immediately be returned to it’s rightful owners… The Paiute Indians!
Obewon January 4th, 2016 at 21:52
Here-here! Hurrah!
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 21:52
LLAMA ass off!
Obewon January 4th, 2016 at 23:00
On the actual C-Span video Big Oiler (R-TX) Joe Barton vaguely feigned: ‘some buddy asks… ‘ As if Louie Gohmert was gonna take the fall for Barton’s above statement entered into the Congressional record!
The Original Just Me January 4th, 2016 at 21:48
These So called GUYS(?) are all Ranchers(?) I wonder if they know what a Horses Patoot feels like yet .
AttilatheBlond January 5th, 2016 at 17:33
It they’re ranchers, they know chores are tough in January, so they bugged out, leaving the wives to do the work in the cold.
The Original Just Me January 5th, 2016 at 18:15
They are apparently Mormons so NO problem, The wife (S ?) and kids will take care of things at home.
Scooter Livingston January 4th, 2016 at 21:52
How about brownies made with Ex-Lax and laced with hash?
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 21:54
Add some Extasy, so they wouldn’t know whether they were coming or going.
Obewon January 4th, 2016 at 21:56
I’ve been wondering… since they planned to hideout for “years” did they bring any female co-conspirators? Or maybe they’re metrosexuals on the lookout for friendlies?
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:06
Well, ya know, things get kinda lonesome, out on the dusty trail…
Obewon January 4th, 2016 at 22:08
Uh-oh! Just like in Hellraiser ‘we’ve got such sights to show you’-Pinhead Cenobite leader.
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:33
Here’s another apt quote from that film:
“So eager to play…so reluctant to pay the price!”
Obewon January 4th, 2016 at 22:41
Any survivors are already the butt of most prison jokes on Earth. The Bundy gangs treasonous invasion broke big on European TV & most other media over the weekend. The global shame of teanuts is hilarious!
William January 4th, 2016 at 22:18
I think they have made provisions for that problem.
AttilatheBlond January 5th, 2016 at 17:32
But did they get the delux version with velcro chaps?
William January 4th, 2016 at 22:59
Good point
Mike January 4th, 2016 at 21:54
Be nice, and remember this is the first time away from mommy’s basement for a lot of these militia boys…
Obewon January 4th, 2016 at 21:59
I think they’re planning to sneakout at night, fooling the FBI’s infrared sensors… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
GmaGardner January 5th, 2016 at 11:11
LOL!! Don’t turn ’em on too much… remember they are low on sox & prob out of TP also!
NW10,PATRIOT! ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ January 4th, 2016 at 21:59
….
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 22:09
And socks, cause we ran out of toilet paper..
Mensa Member January 4th, 2016 at 22:11
Don’t Nosh on Me.
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:15
Give me Liberty, or give me Snickers!
Mensa Member January 4th, 2016 at 22:17
Snack Free or Cry!
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:17
“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with Mountain Dew, or maybe some Lipton Raspberry, if you can find it.
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:22
We must all snack together, or assuredly we shall all snack separately
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:23
I only regret that I have but one Milky Way to lose for my country.
(I’ll stop now)
Frank Foster January 4th, 2016 at 22:15
Makes ya proud of these here patriots who are standing small in the stall!
Jack E Raynbeau January 4th, 2016 at 23:32
http://swongled.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/gooseassholes.jpg
Manhattan Style. The ingredients consist of: varying size and maturity assholes, water, tomatoes, corn syrup, salt, enzyme modified cheddar cheese, carrots, citric acid and natural flavorings.
bpollen January 5th, 2016 at 05:57
I know the perfect side dish. Cuitlacoche. Mexicans supposedly think of it as a delicacy. It’s corn, infested with corn smut (a fungus – YUM!)
Hirightnow January 5th, 2016 at 08:13
Watch it! If you keep posting pictures of smut on this website, I may have to take action…
:D
The Original Just Me January 5th, 2016 at 18:13
If they are holes, they must be low calorie.
William January 4th, 2016 at 22:00
Here’s something funny. The skidmarks up in Oregon want us to send stuff through the U.S. Mail. You know? That agency of the evil ‘Gubmint.? Please join me in this worthwhile endeavor.
http://www.shitsenders.com/
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 22:09
As if the feds are gonna allow theses Anti-government law breakers access to the USPO..
Or UPS/FedEx or any other means of resupply.
Mensa Member January 4th, 2016 at 22:14
>> The skidmarks up in Oregon want us to send stuff through the U.S. Mail
Mailmen are jackbooted federal thugs!
Robert Kennedy January 4th, 2016 at 22:38
Snark I assume? BTW, I belonged to Mensa from 1963-1974.
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:54
What happened? The 60s catch up with ya?
:P
Robert Kennedy January 4th, 2016 at 23:01
No, I was raising a young daughter and working a 12 hour 7 day week for 5 years and just lost interest in outside activities.
Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 23:16
Family should take precedence.
(Are you still intelligent? Or did the kid wear it out of ya?)
Robert Kennedy January 4th, 2016 at 23:34
I’m still intelligent, but quite old and my memory isn’t as sharp as it once was, but I can still finish the Sunday NYT crossword puzzle between 30 minutes and an hour generally. However now I have to use a magnifying glass to do so. But since I never expected to see 40 and now I’m nearly double that, I can’t complain.
Hirightnow January 5th, 2016 at 00:15
Good for you.
(Confidentially, I can only get about 1 in 4 of the NYT puzzles finished, and that’s with help!)
Robert Kennedy January 5th, 2016 at 00:39
Well, if it’s any consolation I can no longer finish the Saturday puzzles most weeks.
Amy Ransom January 4th, 2016 at 22:14
please don’t refer to them as “Oregon” militia. They have nothing to do with Oregon. They don’t speak for us and don’t represent us. There is nothing Oregon about them.
StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 22:20
Good catch on the Amy Ransom @yggdrasil01 sock puppet account..
fredoandme January 5th, 2016 at 00:17
list of things to send: sunscreen; ping pong balls; tampons; dish detergent; thighmasters; lingerie; condoms; marmite; birdseed; nail polish; bubble bath; blank vhs tapes; art gum; preparation h; castanets; endust; kazoos; snorkels; vick’s vapo rub; a Barcelona phone directory; flea collars; kitty litter; sponges……
Mensa Member January 5th, 2016 at 00:20
That’s what I call a party!
fredoandme January 5th, 2016 at 00:30
ain’t no party like a bundy party, ’cause a bundy party don’t stop……
whatthe46 January 5th, 2016 at 09:11
lol
fredoandme January 5th, 2016 at 12:26
all they deserve is derision. i hear the power’s going to be cut off. good.
JWS January 5th, 2016 at 00:19
I heard these brave militiamen, clad in their cheap Walmart camo, lost 7 men and 12 cases of beer attacking an unmanned bird sanctuary …not exactly Navy Seals! And now, these toy soldiers, having encountered some irritated starlings, four crows and a particularly nasty flock of finches, are exhausted and bloodied having fought their way through…. well…..NOBODY….and are now out of snacks and are dangerously low on Diet Coke! Who could have seen THAT coming?? Hang in there guys, I am sure you have the US Military shaking in their real boots…..from laughter! See ya next spring….bundle up! BTW, there is a Burger KIng 3 klicks down the highway.
rg9rts January 5th, 2016 at 01:29
You slighted troglodytes (wrens)
JWS January 5th, 2016 at 09:27
My bad! If wrens had been on scene, I am sure they would have been able to repel the “invasion” by these moronic cowboy jihadists!
E4439qv5 January 6th, 2016 at 03:38
If you’ve been to Eastern Oregon you’d know the highway to be void of any eating establishments, or even more appropriate, anything of interest outside of ski slopes, Crater Lake and Bend’s city limits. It’s mostly just a lot of volcanic rock and scrub brush.