Oregon Militia Asking For Snacks, Socks, Money On Facebook

Posted by | January 4, 2016 17:26 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories

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Hmm, thought they were set up for the long haul.

Despite claims that the armed militiamen who are occupying a U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service building in Oregon are set up for a lengthy stay, Facebook posts from some of the men and their supporters are asking for supplies, including “snacks and energy drinks.”

While Ammon Bundy initially told The Oregonian that his group was ready to occupy the building “for years, absolutely,” posts are circulating on social media that are asking for, among other things, cold weather supplies (including socks) and the aforementioned snacks and energy drinks on behalf of the group.

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309 responses to Oregon Militia Asking For Snacks, Socks, Money On Facebook

  1. Um Cara January 4th, 2016 at 17:39

    Let them play forts if they want to. Officials and the media should let them have their funzies, then when they get sick of it and leave, send em a bill for party space rental.

    • mea_mark January 4th, 2016 at 17:54

      Can’t wait to see the bill for cleanup costs.

      • F_cons January 4th, 2016 at 18:14

        Since they eat their own (and excrement) the cleanup costs might not be that much

  2. anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 17:43

    I also heard they forgot to bring sh!t paper and there are no leaves available.

    • StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 17:54

      They ain’t goin to like that~!

    • William January 4th, 2016 at 18:09

      That mental image is the funniest I’ve had in a while. Thank you.

    • FatRat January 4th, 2016 at 19:59

      running out of dead squirrels to wipe with.
      Was that a swipe at Trumps hair? lol

  3. TiredOldGuy January 4th, 2016 at 17:44

    I’m just guessing here, but I don’t imagine they are paying for the utilities, water, sewage, etc. Maybe the owner (U. S. Govt.) who is getting stuck with the bill could have those services cut off.

    • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 17:47

      Freedom fighter’s don’t pay no stinking bills.

    • StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 17:53

      This is a very remote location..
      There is no sewage water or electrical grid…..
      Best case scenario is they have well water, diesel or propane powered generator and a few outhouses..
      Law enforcement is not going to allow them to be supplied from the outside..

      • AttilatheBlond January 4th, 2016 at 17:56

        Gonna be funny when they have to start siphoning fuel outta their trucks to keep the generator running. Did they bring a length of hose?

        • tracey marie January 4th, 2016 at 18:03

          they be real men, suck it out then spit it in the generator.

          • TiredOldGuy January 4th, 2016 at 18:11

            If it is a generator, depending on the type it could need gasoline, diesel, natural gas or propane. Putting the wrong fuel in could make them wish they had swallowed instead of spitting (and no, that “spit or swallow” is not a sexual reference).

            • tracey marie January 4th, 2016 at 18:16

              I will still chuckle at the innuendo

        • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 18:09

          Maybe they brought in some whale oil and are rationing it

        • FatRat January 4th, 2016 at 19:58

          I think the proper terminology is a West Virginia credit card. lol

          http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/suck-gas-1.jpg

          • Robert Kennedy January 4th, 2016 at 20:33

            But it’s a Mississippi credit card.

          • AttilatheBlond January 5th, 2016 at 17:59

            Reminds me of the time my sister pulled over on I-10 between Phoenix and Tucson. Two cars, a Caddie and a Beemer were off on the shoulder. The Caddie was outta gas. The Beemer had some and a hose (no explanation, just a hose) but none of the 5 well tailored gents involved could figure a way to get gas from one car to the other.

            My sis, also well turned out, having just come from a business seminar, listened to them for a spell, then, yanking the hose out of their hands, she simply said, “You SUCK…. like this” And proceeded to save the day.

            More proof these goofs in OR should’ve brought wimmins.

            • FatRat January 5th, 2016 at 18:04

              A good skill to have but I don’t think I’d do it, unless zombie apocalypse or hurricane flying at me.

              • AttilatheBlond January 5th, 2016 at 18:06

                My sis & I grew up poor. And most women know how to suck anyway.

      • mea_mark January 4th, 2016 at 17:56

        I think I saw electrical lines in some of the pictures.

        • StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 17:58

          Could be…

        • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker January 4th, 2016 at 20:13

          You don’t their meter.
          They can be disconnected from any safe distance. There will only be a short inconvenience for others on the distribution grid while the adjustments are made.

          • mea_mark January 4th, 2016 at 20:50

            That depends on the wiring, but yeah, the grid can be cut off from them and rerouted. It cost a little more than just removing a meter though. Still, way better than risking get shot by some lunatics.

            • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker January 4th, 2016 at 20:54

              Technology is our friends….against ammosexual hillbillies.

    • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 18:04

      They still owe the US taxpayers a million dollars for grazing fees.

      • TiredOldGuy January 4th, 2016 at 18:14

        And if the Govt. weren’t afraid of the bad PR, the IRS could attach liens on everything the Bundy clan owns.

        • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 18:17

          It aint over yet TiredOldGuy. And Obama now has nothing to loose by releasing the hounds on these cowboys.

    • mistlesuede January 4th, 2016 at 18:34

      You’ve got me thinking now. Do you think that it is a septic system servicing that building out in the boonies? That baby will fill very fast and overflow if we’re lucky. Of course they will just go outside, but photos of them defacing the refuge doing that could be posted everywhere. That would not help them at all.

      • TiredOldGuy January 4th, 2016 at 18:59

        Can’t you envision the call to Roto Rooter? “and when you get to the top of the hill, speed up past the State Troopers, but after the bend slow down when you see the guys wearing camo and holding AR-15s, and … Hello? Hello? Are you there?”

  4. aNYYankeeinCSA_REDNECKERY January 4th, 2016 at 17:46

    some weird motherfuc*ers

  5. StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 17:49

    Don’t forget to ask for toilet paper…

    • tracey marie January 4th, 2016 at 18:02

      what makes you think they use it at home?

      • LoisB January 4th, 2016 at 18:55

        Ewww

      • Robert Kennedy January 4th, 2016 at 20:31

        They do, but to save money they stick their finger through a hole in one sheet, use the finger and scrape it off when the finger is withdrawn. ( I was once married to a hillbilly, but she was the smart one in the family and didn’t need to be taught how to use it. Her family though….)

        • tracey marie January 4th, 2016 at 21:03

          ODG, I am choking while laughing

        • Jack E Raynbeau January 4th, 2016 at 22:28

          You make the hole by folding the sheet in quarters and tear out the heavy corner. You save that little piece to clean under your fingernail.

          • Robert Kennedy January 4th, 2016 at 22:37

            Sounds like you have experience? Just sayin’. ;o)

          • Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 22:45

            Oh, GOD…I thought that was just my old company commander’s joke in Great Lakes!

    • nola878 January 4th, 2016 at 18:19

      I’ll give them some…

      after I sprinkle the rolls with jalapeno juice…

      • F_cons January 4th, 2016 at 18:20

        Make sure you include instructions, it’s a new concept to some

        • mistlesuede January 4th, 2016 at 18:32

          LMBO! Pun intended.

      • TiredOldGuy January 4th, 2016 at 18:23

        Icy-Hot would be a nice alternative.

      • mea_mark January 4th, 2016 at 20:09

        Bhut jolokia pepper, much hotter.

      • StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 20:12

        LOL~!

  6. AttilatheBlond January 4th, 2016 at 17:55

    Idiots can’t plan for beans. To really endure a siege in the US, boys need to have one or two wimmins and a kid or teenager in the group. That way, FBI/ATF will let others bring supplies to you perimeter. It’s what the ‘Freemen’ did in MT so they could ‘hold out’ longer. Of course, eventually, the went on trial and to prison, but it took longer than these pussies will last.

    If a Bundy is involved, one can safely guess poor planning.

  7. StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 17:56

    Who was that cop on TV that said these people were not looting?..
    If they eat any food, use any toilet paper or take and souvenirs without paying for it, what do you call it?

    • mea_mark January 4th, 2016 at 18:00

      Entitlement. White privilege entitlement.

      • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 18:01

        You mean social security? ?

      • mistlesuede January 4th, 2016 at 18:30

        You hit that nail on the head.

    • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 18:07

      Maybe they could do some book larn’n in there spare time.

    • FatRat January 4th, 2016 at 19:43

      I think their preferred term is “finding”. /s

      http://www.snopes.com/katrina/graphics/looting.jpg

      • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker January 4th, 2016 at 19:58

        BINGO!!!
        I remember the press pulling this bullshit in New Orleans, again in Fergusson and yet again now.
        Well done.

      • StoneyCurtisll January 4th, 2016 at 20:08

        Exactly amigo~!
        The shooters..
        NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A case that became the centerpiece of the Justice
        Department’s push to clean up the troubled New Orleans Police Department
        was expected to close a chapter Wednesday with a federal judge
        sentencing five former police officers for their roles in deadly
        shootings of unarmed residents on a bridge in the chaotic days after
        Hurricane Katrina.
        The looters..http://axiomamnesia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/katrina-victims.jpg

  8. tracey marie January 4th, 2016 at 18:01

    so ignorant.

    • F_cons January 4th, 2016 at 18:17

      Dear dog, the list of words I could use would waste too many electrons and get me banned (ignorant – you are so forgiving!)

      • tracey marie January 4th, 2016 at 18:19

        What else is their to say, they whine, wail, threaten and can’t even take care of themselves

        • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 18:21

          They probably ran out of food stamps, just before they invaded.

          • whatthe46 January 4th, 2016 at 18:24

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • mistlesuede January 4th, 2016 at 18:26

            Absolutely and their social security and disability payments weren’t deposited in time.

        • F_cons January 4th, 2016 at 18:25

          Stop – you’re making me want to copy/past the 10000 page conservative/english thesaurus

    • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 19:00

      Peckerwoods are proud of their ignorance and wear it on their faces.

      • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2016 at 19:07

        He thinks it means a guy who likes fast cars.

      • tracey marie January 4th, 2016 at 21:06

        amazing.

        • FatRat January 4th, 2016 at 21:18

          Makes them easier to pick out of a line up.

      • fredoandme January 5th, 2016 at 00:24

        it should be backwards so he can read it in the mirror.

        • AttilatheBlond January 5th, 2016 at 17:49

          Maybe it IS a selfie in front of a mirror?

  9. aNYYankeeinCSA_REDNECKERY January 4th, 2016 at 18:03

    this guy? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c166aa91e625314ade77660f2e7a176f27e1dee6d769fda79b919bff530a26a.jpg

  10. William January 4th, 2016 at 18:08

    One day. ONE FRIGGIN day, and these clowns are already out of chow.

    • mistlesuede January 4th, 2016 at 18:25

      Too funny. And that face, too hideous. :)

      • AttilatheBlond January 5th, 2016 at 17:48

        That is the look of a guy who got kicked in the face by a large hooved animal. Have seen it several times. Some ranchers really don’t like working with stock, and eventually, it shows.

        • mistlesuede January 5th, 2016 at 18:17

          They talked quite a bit this morning on the Stephanie Miller show about this Bundy son. He was actually hit and had his head run over by a car when he was, I believe, 7 years old. He had all kinds of injuries and it caused some nerve damage that caused this to happen to his face. If he wasn’t such an a-hole like his entire family and all these yahoos in Oregon, I’d feel really bad for him for more than the couple moments that I did. I got over it fast.

  11. mistlesuede January 4th, 2016 at 18:25

    Yes they were ready. Ready for the attention and for begging from the multitudes of idiots that will help them. Geesh. I thought that was clear!

  12. arc99 January 4th, 2016 at 18:26

    In this instance, I think President Obama should follow the advice of originalist strict constructionist conservatives who insist he should govern as the Founders did.

    http://www.mountvernon.org/research-collections/digital-encyclopedia/article/whiskey-rebellion/

    In July, nearly 400 whiskey rebels near Pittsburgh set fire to the home of John Neville, the regional tax collection supervisor. Left with little recourse and at the urgings of Secretary Hamilton, Washington organized a militia force of 12,950 men and led them towards Western Pennsylvania, warning locals “not to abet, aid, or comfort the Insurgents aforesaid, as they will answer the contrary at their peril.”

    The calling of the militia had the desired effect of essentially ending the Whiskey Rebellion. By the time the militia reached Pittsburgh, the rebels had dispersed and could not be found. The militia apprehended approximately 150 men and tried them for treason.

  13. Pat Padrnos January 4th, 2016 at 18:32

    Socks? Seriously? If they are going to be there for years why not take a whole pallet of packaged socks? Energy drinks and snacks? Nope!! They need to rough it. Remember years ago that guy who used to eat the bark off of trees? Sounds like this is a perfect opportunity for these heroes to repeat that.

    • mistlesuede January 4th, 2016 at 18:36

      Blast from the past! Euell Gibbons, I think!

      • F_cons January 4th, 2016 at 18:38

        Socks, ammosexuals, ugh, another keyboard destroyed…

        • mistlesuede January 4th, 2016 at 18:38

          It’s been that kind of day!

      • Pat Padrnos January 4th, 2016 at 19:22

        You could be right. I could not recall the name. I thought he was rather amazing as well as ….unusual. I wonder if he ever tried the bark with Old Bay Seasoning. It is good on so many dishes.
        In any event – I do not think these guys deserve Doritos.

        • mistlesuede January 4th, 2016 at 21:49

          No Doritos. I agree. Actually, no reinforcements. I wish the government could somehow block their phone service and let them go without anything they are looking for. Especially food.

          • Robert Kennedy January 5th, 2016 at 00:56

            I think Ex-Lax disguised as Hershey’s Kisses would leave them panic stricken for TP to the point where they would have to share. The stomach boggles.

      • Robert Kennedy January 4th, 2016 at 20:24

        Yeah, and he plugged my favorite cereal, Grape Nuts, which some say reminds them of tree bark, so I guess it figured. I think he died from an impacted colon from eating trees. 8^)

    • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 18:50

      Yeah, but they did bring in a tattoo artist.

      • Pat Padrnos January 4th, 2016 at 19:23

        Funny. I did not know that.

        • AttilatheBlond January 5th, 2016 at 17:43

          Really funny when you realize they have to take shirts off to get those cool commemorative militia tattoos for this event.

    • Vicki Stokes January 4th, 2016 at 19:09

      Wilford Brimley.

  14. raypc800 January 4th, 2016 at 18:39

    Anyone trying to give these people anything should be locked up for attempting to provide aide to enemies of the USA.

  15. anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 18:39

    They only brought in one toothbrush so they could brush their tooth.

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2016 at 19:05

      One toothbrush for the lot of them.

  16. Suzanne McFly January 4th, 2016 at 18:53

    Isn’t this only like day 3 and they are already running out of items? I like how they ask for socks and not underwear, why are they going through so many socks?

    • anothertoothpick January 4th, 2016 at 19:02

      You don’t know, and you don’t want to know.

      • Suzanne McFly January 4th, 2016 at 19:34

        Yeah, I was thinking that as I was typing the post lol.

    • William January 4th, 2016 at 19:06

      LOL. You’re killing me.

      • F_cons January 4th, 2016 at 19:22

        It took 2 reads to get that, there goes another glass of wine!

      • alpacadaddy January 4th, 2016 at 22:55

        I haven’t laughed that hard since I was 14! (and my gramma refused to wash my socks anymore!)

      • Jack E Raynbeau January 4th, 2016 at 23:07

        Yep, the only part of my military uniform that still fits. The dress socks had ribs.

    • Vicki Stokes January 4th, 2016 at 19:07

      No t.p.?

    • FatRat January 4th, 2016 at 19:35

      I felt a great disturbance in this farce, as if dozens of SOCKS suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. lol

      http://cinapse.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/6061_9e73.png

    • alpacadaddy January 4th, 2016 at 22:00

      oh please, I don’t wanna know!

  17. Vicki Stokes January 4th, 2016 at 19:07

    Now they’re asking for government handouts.

  18. robert January 4th, 2016 at 19:10

    snacks on the way Share it with your dog

  19. Jerry January 4th, 2016 at 19:20

    Here is Stephen Colbert’s Ballad of Cliven Bundy: http://on.cc.com/1IOXgJR

  20. joe January 4th, 2016 at 19:33

    So they want free stuff from other people.

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