Burger-gate: Conservatives Are Going Bonkers Because Obama Ate A Hamburger

Earlier today, a Malaysia Airlines jetliner with 295 people on board was shot out of the sky by a surface-to-air missile as it cruised over a hostile region of Ukraine and the compassion pouring out of conservatives has left me teary eyed.

House Speaker John Boehner said, “Many innocents were killed today. It is horrifying, and we await the facts. Right now, we should all take a moment to reflect, count our blessings, and convey our prayers to the loved ones of the victims.”

Wait for the facts? Pfffft!

Right wing outlets are outraged that President Obama spoke for reportedly 40 seconds on the incident. If Obama hasn’t gathered all of the facts yet seeing as how this happened today, and in another country, then by golly he should just make the rest of it up. Apparently, Republicans like hearing Obama talk.

Even worse, President Obama ate a hamburger. This is burger-gate. (All the gates start with a B).

Breitbart.com reported on this breaking news of Obama’s lunch and the comments are still pouring in, because hamburgers. How dare Obama eat when there’s a crisis going on even though there is always a crisis going on?

Via Breitbart:

On Twitter:

Obama orders hamburger & fries–23 Americans die. #MH17 #ObamaHaiku

— David Morgan (@StarCoreOne02) July 17, 2014

@WayneDupreeShow Show photos of Obama eating hamburger while 23 Americans die on flight.. — Irina Senesh (@IrinaSenesh) July 17, 2014

No cheese for POTUS!

Border being overwhelmed Planes being shot down “I will take cheese with that hamburger” – Barack Obama

— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) July 17, 2014

Calm down Y’all Qaeda. This is what really happened.

Obama directed U.S. officials on Thursday to do all they could to support an investigation and pledged support to the affected countries as the probe moves forward.

The President went ahead with a trip to tout infrastructure investment in Delaware and to raise money for Democrats.

But, before Dictator Obama left the White House, he held a phone call with Russian President Vladimir Putin after the U.S. on Wednesday imposed the most wide-ranging sanctions yet on Moscow for its actions in Ukraine.

During that call, Putin informed Obama about the downed plane, according to Reuters.

“I can confirm that President Putin near the end of this morning’s phone call with President Obama noted the early reports of a downed passenger jet near the Russia-Ukraine border,” White House spokesman Josh Earnest said.

So he already knew about the incident. You see, he didn’t just find out, then go storming down the streets demanding a Muslim hamburger.

Then the President made brief remarks about the plane at the beginning of a speech about roads and bridges in Wilmington, Delaware.

“It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy,” he said. “I’ve directed my national security team to stay in close contact with the Ukrainian government. The United States will offer any assistance we can to help determine what happened and why.”

Vice President Joe Biden said, “This is truly a grave situation.” Both Biden and Obama said the United States was working to confirm reports that Americans had been on board.

Then the two leaders spoke on the phone with Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, offering assistance to help determine what happened to the downed Boeing 777.

Reuters reports, “Obama and his Ukrainian counterpart emphasized that evidence from the crash must remain in Ukraine so that international investigators had a chance to look at all of it.

Obama also called Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak to express condolences and offer U.S. support.”

At some point during his extraordinarily busy day, Marxist Obama had the audacity to eat a hamburger.

By: Anomaly100