Burger-gate: Conservatives Are Going Bonkers Because Obama Ate A Hamburger

Posted by | July 17, 2014 20:23 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories

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Earlier today, a Malaysia Airlines jetliner with 295 people on board was shot out of the sky by a surface-to-air missile as it cruised over a hostile region of Ukraine and the compassion pouring out of conservatives has left me teary eyed.

House Speaker John Boehner said, “Many innocents were killed today. It is horrifying, and we await the facts. Right now, we should all take a moment to reflect, count our blessings, and convey our prayers to the loved ones of the victims.”

Another time Obummer ate a commie hamburger

Wait for the facts? Pfffft!

Right wing outlets are outraged that President Obama spoke for reportedly 40 seconds on the incident. If Obama hasn’t gathered all of the facts yet seeing as how this happened today, and in another country, then by golly he should just make the rest of it up. Apparently, Republicans like hearing Obama talk.

Even worse, President Obama ate a hamburger. This is burger-gate. (All the gates start with a B).

Breitbart.com reported on this breaking news of Obama’s lunch and the comments are still pouring in, because hamburgers. How dare Obama eat when there’s a crisis going on even though there is always a crisis going on?

Via Breitbart:

 

 

On Twitter:

 

No cheese for POTUS!

Calm down Y’all Qaeda. This is what really happened.

Obama directed U.S. officials on Thursday to do all they could to support an investigation and pledged support to the affected countries as the probe moves forward.

The President went ahead with a trip to tout infrastructure investment in Delaware and to raise money for Democrats.

But, before Dictator Obama left the White House, he held a phone call with Russian President Vladimir Putin after the U.S. on Wednesday imposed the most wide-ranging sanctions yet on Moscow for its actions in Ukraine.

During that call, Putin informed Obama about the downed plane, according to Reuters.

“I can confirm that President Putin near the end of this morning’s phone call with President Obama noted the early reports of a downed passenger jet near the Russia-Ukraine border,” White House spokesman Josh Earnest said.

So he already knew about the incident. You see, he didn’t just find out, then go storming down the streets demanding a Muslim hamburger.

Then the President made brief remarks about the plane at the beginning of a speech about roads and bridges in Wilmington, Delaware.

“It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy,” he said. “I’ve directed my national security team to stay in close contact with the Ukrainian government. The United States will offer any assistance we can to help determine what happened and why.”

Vice President Joe Biden said, “This is truly a grave situation.” Both Biden and Obama said the United States was working to confirm reports that Americans had been on board.

Then the two leaders spoke on the phone with Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, offering assistance to help determine what happened to the downed Boeing 777.

Reuters reports, “Obama and his Ukrainian counterpart emphasized that evidence from the crash must remain in Ukraine so that international investigators had a chance to look at all of it.

Obama also called Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak to express condolences and offer U.S. support.”

At some point during his extraordinarily busy day, Marxist Obama had the audacity to eat a hamburger.

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223 responses to Burger-gate: Conservatives Are Going Bonkers Because Obama Ate A Hamburger

  1. arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 20:33

    In the Sherlock Holmes stories, the fictional sleuth once said

    ““Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.”

    Using Holmes’ impeccable logic, the truth must be…

    right wingers are idiots. there can be no other possible explanation.

    http://mediamatters.org/research/2009/05/07/dijon-derangement-syndrome-conservative-media-a/149946

    Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and Mark Steyn criticized President Obama as an elitist because he ordered a burger with “spicy mustard” or “Dijon mustard.”

    • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 20:46

      Mustard-gate went on for a week. A week! One of the hosts said, “What kind of a man puts mustard on a hamburger?”

      • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker July 17th, 2014 at 20:52

        Guys like me do it all the time. I suppose great patriots like Hannity use freedumb sauce.

      • Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 20:58

        Only a wingnut would care what anyone puts on their hamburger.

        • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 21:03

          I loves me some hamburgers and I admit to putting mustard on them.

          • Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 21:05

            I love mustard on my burgers also, too!

            • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 21:17

              Hey, if you ever come to Virginia, we could have some fun. Carla’s coming in August. Wanna meet up? You can stay here.

              • Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 21:22

                Thanks for the invite! I’d love to, but have too much going on here, between my daughter going off to college and my mother in rehab to learn to walk again after having back surgery.

                • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 21:39

                  Sorry to hear about your Mom. Maybe we can meet up another time when she’s better. I’d love to meet you in person!

                  • Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 21:55

                    She’s actually doing much better than just a few months ago, but still has a long way to go.

                    I hope that we could arrange a meeting; it would be great meeting you in person.

                    • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 22:05

                      We need to have a FON meet up with a few of us. Problem is, we’d get in sooo much trouble. Yay!

                    • mrsgunka July 17th, 2014 at 22:43

                      Always say always! :-)

                    • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 23:00

                      Wish you lived closer to me. We’ll just have to plan this out. I’d love to meet you, too.

                    • Michael Moore's Lipo Surgeon July 18th, 2014 at 12:01

                      We can call it Cu-ntfest 2014.

                      Carla Akins can go fornicate herself.

          • Carla Akins July 17th, 2014 at 21:17

            Eww! Whatis wrong with all you people!

      • Margie Bateman Osgood July 17th, 2014 at 21:33

        One who might not enjoy Ketchup, personally spicy mustard is the bomb, I always put it on my liberally elitist ham sandwiches!

  2. arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 20:33

    In the Sherlock Holmes stories, the fictional sleuth once said

    ““Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.”

    Using Holmes’ impeccable logic, the truth must be…

    right wingers are idiots. there can be no other possible explanation.

    http://mediamatters.org/research/2009/05/07/dijon-derangement-syndrome-conservative-media-a/149946

    Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and Mark Steyn criticized President Obama as an elitist because he ordered a burger with “spicy mustard” or “Dijon mustard.”

    • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 20:46

      Mustard-gate went on for a week. A week! One of the hosts said, “What kind of a man puts mustard on a hamburger?”

      • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker July 17th, 2014 at 20:52

        Guys like me do it all the time. I suppose great patriots like Hannity use freedumb sauce.

      • Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 20:58

        Only a wingnut would care what anyone puts on their hamburger.

        • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 21:03

          I loves me some hamburgers and I admit to putting mustard on them.

          • Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 21:05

            I love mustard on my burgers also, too!

            • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 21:17

              Hey, if you ever come to Virginia, we could have some fun. Carla’s coming in August. Wanna meet up? You can stay here.

              • Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 21:22

                Thanks for the invite! I’d love to, but have too much going on here, between my daughter going off to college and my mother in rehab to learn to walk again after having back surgery.

                • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 21:39

                  Sorry to hear about your Mom. Maybe we can meet up another time when she’s better. I’d love to meet you in person!

                  • Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 21:55

                    She’s actually doing much better than just a few months ago, but still has a long way to go.

                    I hope that we could arrange a meeting; it would be great meeting you in person.

                    • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 22:05

                      We need to have a FON meet up with a few of us. Problem is, we’d get in sooo much trouble. Yay!

                    • mrsgunka July 17th, 2014 at 22:43

                      Always say always! :-)

                    • Anomaly 100 July 17th, 2014 at 23:00

                      Wish you lived closer to me. We’ll just have to plan this out. I’d love to meet you, too.

          • Carla Akins July 17th, 2014 at 21:17

            Eww! Whatis wrong with all you people!

      • Margie Bateman Osgood July 17th, 2014 at 21:33

        One who might not enjoy Ketchup, personally spicy mustard is the bomb, I always put it on my liberally elitist ham sandwiches!

  3. NW10 July 17th, 2014 at 20:36

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAvq12Sa3VE

    • Margie Bateman Osgood July 17th, 2014 at 21:25

      Good grief, French’s dijon ain’t that fancy, LOL

      • tiredoftea July 17th, 2014 at 22:34

        It is if all you squirt is Heinz yellow!

  4. arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 20:36

    btw, how many of these brainless cretins stopped eating today?

    • Dr. Jocelyn Elders July 17th, 2014 at 21:00

      You should probably stop eating, fatty.

  5. (((NW10,PATRIOT! ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ))) July 17th, 2014 at 20:36

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAvq12Sa3VE

    • Margie Bateman Osgood July 17th, 2014 at 21:25

      Good grief, French’s dijon ain’t that fancy, LOL

      • tiredoftea July 17th, 2014 at 22:34

        It is if all you squirt is Heinz yellow!

  6. arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 20:36

    btw, how many of these brainless cretins stopped eating today?

  7. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker July 17th, 2014 at 20:45

    Oh for Pete’s sake, the stupidity burns.
    “Y’all Qaeda”…..accurate description and I’m gonna steal it.

  8. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker July 17th, 2014 at 20:45

    Oh for Pete’s sake, the stupidity burns.
    “Y’all Qaeda”…..accurate description and I’m gonna steal it.

  9. joey bischoff July 17th, 2014 at 20:54

    conservatives are desperate idiots. They are a dying party being killed from the inside out. The tea party and the christian taliban trying to out crazy each other, the wild eyed pistol wavers and racist screaming for a violent revolution and republican leadership that has done nothing for six years they have more to worry about than Obama having lunch

  10. joey bischoff July 17th, 2014 at 20:54

    conservatives are desperate idiots. They are a dying party being killed from the inside out. The tea party and the christian taliban trying to out crazy each other, the wild eyed pistol wavers and racist screaming for a violent revolution and republican leadership that has done nothing for six years they have more to worry about than Obama having lunch

  11. Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 20:56

    Immediately after 9/11, de facto president Cheney was in “an undisclosed location” and titular president Bush plane-hopped all over the country. Neither were to be seen, much less heard, to assure the nation that they were in control of the situation and taking the steps necessary to keep anything like that from happening again. I doubt either one missed a meal, but we can’t be sure, as they were basically in hiding. Later, there was lots of tough talk, but they let Bin Laden get away and lied us into a war with a nation that didn’t attack us and was of no threat to us.

    Yet wingnuts express outrage that Obama ate a hamburger, even though he is clearly in control of the situation, got Bin Laden and has kept us out of war.

    • George Harrison was a Pederast July 17th, 2014 at 21:03

      And Detroit is still dead.

  12. Linda1961 July 17th, 2014 at 20:56

    Immediately after 9/11, de facto president Cheney was in “an undisclosed location” and titular president Bush plane-hopped all over the country. Neither were to be seen, much less heard, to assure the nation that they were in control of the situation and taking the steps necessary to keep anything like that from happening again. I doubt either one missed a meal, but we can’t be sure, as they were basically in hiding. Later, there was lots of tough talk, but they let Bin Laden get away and lied us into a war with a nation that didn’t attack us and was of no threat to us.

    Yet wingnuts express outrage that Obama ate a hamburger, even though he is clearly in control of the situation, got Bin Laden and has kept us out of war.

  13. Budda July 17th, 2014 at 20:59

    Talk about jumping to conclusions. God these people are hateful and dumb.

    • Skip Patterson July 17th, 2014 at 21:07

      Hate arises out of ignorance and if there is anything that accurately describes right-winger it is ignorance.

  14. Michael Moore's Lipo Surgeon July 17th, 2014 at 20:59

    What’s funny is you leftards still rub dung in your hair about “My Pet Goat.”

  15. Budda July 17th, 2014 at 20:59

    Talk about jumping to conclusions. God these people are hateful and dumb.

    • Skip Patterson July 17th, 2014 at 21:07

      Hate arises out of ignorance and if there is anything that accurately describes right-winger it is ignorance.

  16. burqa July 17th, 2014 at 21:02

    The nerve of that man to have lunch DURING AN INTERNATIONAL CRISIS!

    • George Harrison was a Pederast July 17th, 2014 at 21:03

      Yeah, he should have gone to the coloured section.

  17. burqa July 17th, 2014 at 21:02

    The nerve of that man to have lunch DURING AN INTERNATIONAL CRISIS!

  18. (((NW10,PATRIOT! ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ))) July 17th, 2014 at 21:05

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oynJcSnLSI4

  19. arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 21:05

    mods, we have another a$$hole in need of being sent to oblivion.

    no disrespect intended towards a not-bad Tom Cruise movie.

    • arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 21:07

      go read the redstate.com posting rules and then f*ck off ignorant hypocrite.

      http://www.redstate.com/posting-rules/

      13. The dissemination of talking points from the Democrat Party, or its politicians and allies, is not allowed.

    • Carla Akins July 17th, 2014 at 21:14

      Thanks, they’re so damn fast.

    • Eric Trommater July 17th, 2014 at 22:15

      I disagree! That movie was terrible :P

      • Orrin Cratch July 18th, 2014 at 00:01

        “That movie sucked stale horsesh!t.”

        “On the contrary: that movie sucked the finest, freshest horsesh!t available!”

  20. (((NW10,PATRIOT! ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ))) July 17th, 2014 at 21:05

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q73gUUr8Zlw

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