Conservatives Totally Lose Their Sh*t After Falling For Satirical/Fake News Site’s Post On Obama
Tea Party hero Victoria Jackson linked to a satirical/fake news site then presented it as a fact. Jackson wrote about our evil Muslim President celebrating the Fourth of July at “a mosque” and she further added that he will “host Muslim leaders at the White House” on Independence Day.
Jackson declared, “Obama continues to slap America in the face and spit on her. I am outraged. If you’re not, you are uninformed.”
Victoria Jackson totally not drunk (image: The Blaze)
The National Report’s satirical post is inundated with outraged Conservatives in the comments who demand the Usurper be tossed out of America, dammit.
Ruh roh, here comes the Punisher and he’s going all Republican caps on us:
This is how Obama conspiracy theories start. Watch how rapidly this circulates.
Obama Visits Mosque on 4th of July – Victoria Jackson http://t.co/YtA3uDhkbj via @VictoriaJackson
— Victoria Jackson (@VictoriaJackson) July 3, 2014
@VictoriaJackson How DARE he! — kim dunn (@kmjdu) July 3, 2014
@VictoriaJackson Of course. He has to drop in on his terrorist ‘bros’ and say hello.
— Jonny B (@jonnysayhey) July 3, 2014
@VictoriaJackson @KathyKoppin So sick! Shows his allegiance. — Elvira F. Hasty (@efhasty) July 3, 2014
@efhasty It’s like he’s doing it on purpose. Spite.
— Kathy Koppin (@KathyKoppin) July 3, 2014
“@VictoriaJackson: Obama Visits Mosque on 4th of July – Victoria Jackson http://t.co/hu8036v8eU” If this is true…BIRDS OF A FEATHER! — Michael Green (@MichaelGreen77) July 3, 2014
@VictoriaJackson @JJPatriot He just flaunts it now. He’s a Muslim thru & thru & our tax $s are going to them.
— Marie Shelton (@SheltonMarie) July 4, 2014
@VictoriaJackson @JJPatriot To bad he doesn’t visit a Mosque in Syria, Mosul, or Tikirk without the 2nd Amendment protecting his $#@ Ass! — Born 2 Ride (@frankeloise2) July 4, 2014
BENGHAZI!
@frankeloise2@VictoriaJackson Or #Benghazi
— Coach Marc (@JJPatriot) July 4, 2014
Then this guy happened along and ruined everything.
@VictoriaJackson OMG, it’s a satire site, you dimwit.
— Miguel Sanchez (@MeMiguelSanchez) July 4, 2014
Copyright 2014 Liberaland
By: Anomaly100
ChrisVosburg July 6th, 2014 at 13:45
Her eyeglasses don’t appear to have any amount of diopter, meaning that they are not actually corrective lenses, just a prop attempt to make her look studious and intelligent or something. See also Sarah Palin, same deal.
It’s not working, honey, you still look awfully silly. Losing the creepy Baby Jane bow in your hair might help, though.
craig7120 July 6th, 2014 at 14:18
I know, right?
Poor thing, maybe if she held a ruler? Perhaps carrot top as a consultant
ChrisVosburg July 6th, 2014 at 14:24
Or [laughing], she could simply stop talking!
COMALite J July 6th, 2014 at 15:13
Those are an enchanted item from AD&D, namely +2 Glasses of Smartification. Rick Perry wears some now, too.
Nix_Nightbird July 6th, 2014 at 16:10
Pretty much everyone over 40 becomes presbyopic. The eyes wear out and it just happens, so I wouldn’t doubt she wears reading glasses, at least, if not bifocals.
ChrisVosburg July 6th, 2014 at 13:45
Her eyeglasses don’t appear to have any amount of diopter, meaning that they are not actually corrective lenses, just a prop attempt to make her look studious and intelligent or something. See also Sarah Palin, same deal.
It’s not working, honey, you still look awfully silly. Losing the creepy Baby Jane bow in your hair might help, though.
craig7120 July 6th, 2014 at 14:18
I know, right?
Poor thing, maybe if she held a ruler? Perhaps carrot top as a consultant
ChrisVosburg July 6th, 2014 at 14:24
Or [laughing], she could simply stop talking!
COMALite J July 6th, 2014 at 15:13
Those are an enchanted item from AD&D, namely +2 Glasses of Smartification. Rick Perry wears some now, too.
Nix_Nightbird July 6th, 2014 at 16:10
Pretty much everyone over 40 becomes presbyopic. The eyes wear out and it just happens, so I wouldn’t doubt she wears reading glasses, at least, if not bifocals.
Wanda Susie July 6th, 2014 at 13:56
Time for Toonces to drive her over another cliff …
craig7120 July 6th, 2014 at 14:08
Tooonces!
My all time favorite snl character
Good call
Mike Lemmon July 6th, 2014 at 20:17
We Liberals don’t let our cats drive.
Wanda Susie July 6th, 2014 at 13:56
Time for Toonces to drive her over another cliff …
craig7120 July 6th, 2014 at 14:08
Tooonces!
My all time favorite snl character
Good call
Mike Lemmon July 6th, 2014 at 20:17
We Liberals don’t let our cats drive.
Hard Little Machine July 6th, 2014 at 13:59
We need to exterminate all the white people everywhere. Then the Jews then the men.
Jeffrey Samuels July 6th, 2014 at 16:16
ok, so you have a world of african american women. Now what?
Republicans_are_Evil July 6th, 2014 at 16:57
Death by snoo-snoo! First you will be snoo-snooed by the large women, then by the petit woman, then by the large women again. /sarc
Hard Little Machine July 6th, 2014 at 17:28
The woman who shot Andy Warhol all those years ago was radical womym feminist named Valeri Solanas who wrote a long treatise called “SCUM” which advocated the extermination of all men. It was widely embraced by all the top name feminists of the time like Andrea Dworkin, Ti-Grace Atkinson and others.
Republicans_are_Evil July 6th, 2014 at 18:43
Welcome to the 21st century.
lawboy87 July 6th, 2014 at 14:34
The current fallback position by those on the extreme, far-right who are too stupid to parse satire/farce from the truth is: “Well, it may not be technically true, but the mere fact that it is believable/possible is enough evidence to show how anti-American he really is!”
Just wait, instead of being able to admit that she was hoodwinked and fell for something the average 9th grader would not, she will simply respond with something along the lines above.
The sad part is probably a good 70% of those who read either the original article, or VJ’s tweets, will always carry the conviction with them that it was 100% truth and no amount of proof one can produce to the contrary will get them to change their mind. After all, anything you can produce as evidence is merely the propagation of the lefty-liberal, Soros controlled media and only those socialists who are too dumb to see the truth would believe those lies anyways, because they’re “sheeple.”
Jack Baynes July 6th, 2014 at 14:51
It’s still sad that they think visiting a place of worship for the wrong religion is “Unamerican”.
Did they forget all the people who came to this country because they couldn’t worship the way they wanted back home?
AKRNC July 6th, 2014 at 15:48
Please, you’re assuming that they’re familiar with the actual history of the U.S. They prove their ignorance every time they open their mouth
lauralei99 July 6th, 2014 at 21:20
Actually, they did conveniently forget that unpleasant and unwelcome fact.
Floyd Hammond July 7th, 2014 at 14:37
According to Justice Alito’s written opinion in Burwell v Holly lobby, it does not have to be factual their sincere belief is enough.
lawboy87 July 6th, 2014 at 14:34
The current fallback position by those on the extreme, far-right who are too stupid to parse satire/farce from the truth is: “Well, it may not be technically true, but the mere fact that it is believable/possible is enough evidence to show how anti-American he really is!”
Just wait, instead of being able to admit that she was hoodwinked and fell for something the average 9th grader would not, she will simply respond with something along the lines above.
The sad part is probably a good 70% of those who read either the original article, or VJ’s tweets, will always carry the conviction with them that it was 100% truth and no amount of proof one can produce to the contrary will get them to change their mind. After all, anything you can produce as evidence is merely the propagation of the lefty-liberal, Soros controlled media and only those socialists who are too dumb to see the truth would believe those lies anyways, because they’re “sheeple.”
Jack Baynes July 6th, 2014 at 14:51
It’s still sad that they think visiting a place of worship for the wrong religion is “Unamerican”.
Did they forget all the people who came to this country because they couldn’t worship the way they wanted back home?
AKRNC July 6th, 2014 at 15:48
Please, you’re assuming that they’re familiar with the actual history of the U.S. They prove their ignorance every time they open their mouth
lauralei99 July 6th, 2014 at 21:20
Actually, they did conveniently forget that unpleasant and unwelcome fact.
Floyd Hammond July 7th, 2014 at 14:37
According to Justice Alito’s written opinion in Burwell v Holly lobby, it does not have to be factual their sincere belief is enough.
Nehes Ba'a Rayay July 6th, 2014 at 14:54
talk about your ‘Human Cattle’….it starts off entertaining, then frightening. #theblindinglightofmisinformationmustend
Nehes Ba'a Rayay July 6th, 2014 at 14:54
talk about your ‘Human Cattle’….it starts off entertaining, then frightening. #theblindinglightofmisinformationmustend
COMALite J July 6th, 2014 at 15:19
Alan Liberaland, please correct this article’s credit text which links to the original satire. The linking text states that the original satirical article is from “the National Journal” (¶3, first ¶ below the photo). That is incorrect. The article is from the National Report (the actual link URL has it correct).
Anomaly 100 July 6th, 2014 at 15:31
Thanks for the heads up. That was my error, not Alan’s. It’s fixed now:-)
COMALite J July 7th, 2014 at 03:54
You’re welcome. For some fun, go check out my comments on Ms. Jackson’s blog post to which you linked.
COMALite J July 6th, 2014 at 15:19
Alan Liberaland, please correct this article’s credit text which links to the original satire. The linking text states that the original satirical article is from “the National Journal” (¶3, first ¶ below the photo). That is incorrect. The article is from the National Report (the actual link URL has it correct).
Anomaly 100 July 6th, 2014 at 15:31
Thanks for the heads up. That was my error, not Alan’s. It’s fixed now:-)
COMALite J July 7th, 2014 at 03:54
You’re welcome. For some fun, go check out my comments on Ms. Jackson’s blog post to which you linked.
a.mann July 6th, 2014 at 15:30
Conservatives gullibility and stupidity makes them extremely dangerous
Rebecca Lynn July 6th, 2014 at 16:52
What has irritated me since I was a kid is that they’re called “conservative” when they do NOTHING “conservative” as it pertains to our delicate environment! Makes me sick. And they are NOT conservative with money, either.
Buddy McCue July 6th, 2014 at 18:09
Good point.
There’s nothing conservative about these Rightwing radicals.
a.mann July 6th, 2014 at 15:30
Conservatives gullibility and stupidity makes them extremely dangerous
Rebecca Lynn July 6th, 2014 at 16:52
What has irritated me since I was a kid is that they’re called “conservative” when they do NOTHING “conservative” as it pertains to our delicate environment! Makes me sick. And they are NOT conservative with money, either.
Buddy McCue July 6th, 2014 at 18:09
Good point.
There’s nothing conservative about these Rightwing radicals.
Pam_L July 6th, 2014 at 15:41
These people are utterly embarassing and dangerous. What a bunch of dumb, stupid @sses.
Pam_L July 6th, 2014 at 15:41
These people are utterly embarassing and dangerous. What a bunch of dumb, stupid @sses.
junesxing July 6th, 2014 at 16:16
ok, so you have a world of african american women. Now what?
Denise July 6th, 2014 at 16:17
I know it is satire, but even if it were true, so what? last time I checked, we have freedom of religion.
the Muslim terrorists are no different than the protestant terrorists. both have committed atrocious crimes and say it is ok because god is n their side, when he is.
Suzanne McFly July 6th, 2014 at 16:36
That bothers me too, it seems acceptable to be appalled at the Muslim religion as if Christianity doesn’t have a violent past. These people have no true knowledge of why Europeans were fleeing and coming here to seek freedom from powerful governments that had strong ties to an influential money hungry church. Now we come here and almost 700 years later, we have a segment of our population that wants to create a theocracy and have the nerve to say they want this for the love of their country.
Rebecca Lynn July 6th, 2014 at 16:50
TOTALLY AGREE!!!
bajacalla July 6th, 2014 at 16:54
because the contards do not WANT freedom of religion for any but white christians. the end.
lauralei99 July 6th, 2014 at 21:19
It is not enough to be a white christian. One must also be anti -gay,
anti-black and anti-womens’ rights.
cecilia July 6th, 2014 at 19:39
all they have done is SHOW their racism
Denise July 6th, 2014 at 16:17
I know it is satire, but even if it were true, so what? last time I checked, we have freedom of religion.
the Muslim terrorists are no different than the protestant terrorists. both have committed atrocious crimes and say it is ok because god is n their side, when he is.
Suzanne McFly July 6th, 2014 at 16:36
That bothers me too, it seems acceptable to be appalled at the Muslim religion as if Christianity doesn’t have a violent past. These people have no true knowledge of why Europeans were fleeing and coming here to seek freedom from powerful governments that had strong ties to an influential money hungry church. Now we come here and almost 700 years later, we have a segment of our population that wants to create a theocracy and have the nerve to say they want this for the love of their country.
Rebecca Lynn July 6th, 2014 at 16:50
TOTALLY AGREE!!!
$20028221 July 6th, 2014 at 16:54
because the contards do not WANT freedom of religion for any but white christians. the end.
lauralei99 July 6th, 2014 at 21:19
It is not enough to be a white christian. One must also be anti -gay,
anti-black and anti-womens’ rights.
cecilia July 6th, 2014 at 19:39
all they have done is SHOW their racism
DannyEastVillage July 6th, 2014 at 16:43
proves that Victoria Jackson is every bit as intelligent as she looks and sounds.
DannyEastVillage July 6th, 2014 at 16:43
proves that Victoria Jackson is every bit as intelligent as she looks and sounds.