Conservatives Totally Lose Their Sh*t After Falling For Satirical/Fake News Site’s Post On Obama
Tea Party hero Victoria Jackson linked to a satirical/fake news site then presented it as a fact. Jackson wrote about our evil Muslim President celebrating the Fourth of July at “a mosque” and she further added that he will “host Muslim leaders at the White House” on Independence Day.
Jackson declared, “Obama continues to slap America in the face and spit on her. I am outraged. If you’re not, you are uninformed.”
Victoria Jackson totally not drunk (image: The Blaze)
The National Report’s satirical post is inundated with outraged Conservatives in the comments who demand the Usurper be tossed out of America, dammit.
Ruh roh, here comes the Punisher and he’s going all Republican caps on us:
This is how Obama conspiracy theories start. Watch how rapidly this circulates.
Obama Visits Mosque on 4th of July – Victoria Jackson http://t.co/YtA3uDhkbj via @VictoriaJackson
— Victoria Jackson (@VictoriaJackson) July 3, 2014
@VictoriaJackson How DARE he! — kim dunn (@kmjdu) July 3, 2014
@VictoriaJackson Of course. He has to drop in on his terrorist ‘bros’ and say hello.
— Jonny B (@jonnysayhey) July 3, 2014
@VictoriaJackson @KathyKoppin So sick! Shows his allegiance. — Elvira F. Hasty (@efhasty) July 3, 2014
@efhasty It’s like he’s doing it on purpose. Spite.
— Kathy Koppin (@KathyKoppin) July 3, 2014
“@VictoriaJackson: Obama Visits Mosque on 4th of July – Victoria Jackson http://t.co/hu8036v8eU” If this is true…BIRDS OF A FEATHER! — Michael Green (@MichaelGreen77) July 3, 2014
@VictoriaJackson @JJPatriot He just flaunts it now. He’s a Muslim thru & thru & our tax $s are going to them.
— Marie Shelton (@SheltonMarie) July 4, 2014
@VictoriaJackson @JJPatriot To bad he doesn’t visit a Mosque in Syria, Mosul, or Tikirk without the 2nd Amendment protecting his $#@ Ass! — Born 2 Ride (@frankeloise2) July 4, 2014
BENGHAZI!
@frankeloise2@VictoriaJackson Or #Benghazi
— Coach Marc (@JJPatriot) July 4, 2014
Then this guy happened along and ruined everything.
@VictoriaJackson OMG, it’s a satire site, you dimwit.
— Miguel Sanchez (@MeMiguelSanchez) July 4, 2014
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By: Anomaly100
Mike Lemmon July 6th, 2014 at 20:13
Obama is playing 4 level chess, while they’re playing chinese checkers. They’re too dumb to know they’re not even in the same game.
The Conservative Atheist July 6th, 2014 at 20:15
Far right/far left, seen this on both sides. Neither side is special.
Esteban Rey July 6th, 2014 at 20:41
LOL! “Both sides, both sides, both sides. Polly wanna cracker.” Your side falls for this crap because the average conservative is addicted to stupid.
The Conservative Atheist July 7th, 2014 at 00:23
I’m not on any side. I am not a republican nor a democrat. I am an American citizen that think both parties are bad for this country. All they have done is divide. You have no idea what my views are. I’m conservative in the fact that I believe in the constitution. I believe what it stands for. Not what you have been told what the founding fathers believe, but what I believe. I don’t live in the past. I know there had been atrocities committed on this country. I know that it wasn’t just the republicans or democrats fault in this. It’s every single one of us that has caused this. I call out conservatives just as much as you liberals. I cannot call myself a liberal because I do not believe government is the answer for life’s problems. I do not believe that government gives people their rights. Nor do I believe a god did either. WE give ourselves out rights.
Why do we need so many laws to tell people what to do? Why do we need more? Why do you hate so much and want to retaliate at everything? Why do you need the government’s permission? I just wish people would get that. We don’t need the government to tell us what to do. Every law makes someone a criminal, what will you do when that makes you one?
I don’t like the democrat platform because I do not believe in big government. I do not believe in the republican platform for the same reason. Both want big government and both want power. I don’t like Obama because he is for big government. There is no freedom in big government.
Gone is the land of personal responsibility and here is the land of entitlements for both people and corporations. And corporations are going to win. Both parties are corporatist, they just have different sponsors. Once you realize that, maybe you and the republicans can wake up from your koolaid haze and realize you all have been duped.
Xandramas July 7th, 2014 at 05:02
There’s a single label that every ounce of rhetoric in the preceding post came from.
That label, dear readers, is “libertarian”… also less than affectionately referred to as Paulians.
Spectrum wise, somewhat right of true center… roughly where Reagan era Republicans were or where Democrats will be in 20 years if the ideology shift continues. Policy wise, sides with the Tea Party more frequently than willing to admit in polite company.
Also of note, every libertarian is convinced they’re the only ones capable of reading the Constitution, which gives them absolute insight into the minds of the Founding Fathers that referring to documents from their own hands can’t dispute.
Warning: Deconstructing their fantasy world that they’re completely unique and original snowflakes may be met with hostility, since their “absolutely unique insight” is part of their core identity at this stage.
The Conservative Atheist July 7th, 2014 at 09:09
I rest my case. You have proven what I was saying. I don’t label people. And, you are wrong again.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:16
But you did label people. Including yourself.
The Conservative Atheist July 8th, 2014 at 10:56
Here is some proof for you that there is no difference. Because of there was a difference, then why did Obama continue the NDAA and Patriot Act, both which completely eroded freedom and personal liberty.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/is-the-united-states-still-the-land-of-the-free/2012/01/04/gIQAvcD1wP_story.html
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:15
I couldn’t give two damns who gets hostile. If these Libertarian folks want to get hostile, they will just sabotage their own case. This is where our problems are rooted. Too many “sides”. The only sides I want to enjoy are the ones that come with my Outback entree. We need to start thinking like Americans, nay, HUMAN BEINGS and stop acting like the only way to improve our nation is to tread on those who aren’t of like mind.
Dwendt44 July 7th, 2014 at 14:03
No one believes that government is the answer to ALL problems, but government can help or fix some problems.
We have laws, a lot of laws, because there is always someone(s) willing to if not trying to sneak through the loop holes and cracks of the laws already on the books; so new laws are enacted to fill in the holes, or revise and clarify, and adjust to new technologies and situations.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:11
I’m in my mid 40’s and I don’t even have so much as a parking ticket. I’ve obeyed laws all my life and my life is pretty damned keen. Not all laws make criminals and to blame the laws is irresponsible. I do agree that we need to take responsibility for our own actions, but most importantly, for someone who disagrees with how our country is run by BOTH sides, you quite adamantly adhere yourself to one side. Why label yourself with either? I’m not a Liberal Democrat. I’m not a Conservative Republican. I am someone who believes in Pro-Choice and the Death Sentence. I am ME and I believe each side has it’s flaws and on that same token, possess some positive attributes as well.
You need to start thinking that way and stop insulting people with Kool-ade comments when you hypocritically do exactly what you berate them for doing.
Just. Be. Human.
Esteban Rey July 8th, 2014 at 20:32
First of all, you are a conservative republican. All of your talking points are straight up republican talking points. I will now explain why you are a republican and why you are wrong.
“I’m conservative in the fact that I believe in the constitution. I
believe what it stands for. Not what you have been told what the
founding fathers believe, but what I believe.”
So you believe in the constitution because you believe in what you believe in. Do you see how circular this reasoning is?
“I do not believe that government gives people their rights. Nor do I believe a god did either. WE give ourselves out rights.”
WE (ok, not you and me, but other people) gave ourselves our rights by FORMING A DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC (government) AND DECLARING THAT WE HAD THOSE RIGHTS. We can have more rights or fewer rights based on what we can establish through our government.
“Big government” is a meaningless phrase, and again a republican talking point, illustrating once more that you are a republican. I make my political decisions based on whether I agree with a particular idea or piece of legislation, not on whether I want big guvermint or small guvermint. You would be wise to think in terms of real issues and not propaganda buzzwords.
“Why do we need so many laws to tell people what to do?”
I will answer this question by quoting Alexander Hamilton: “Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice without constraint.”
Now in your last paragraph, you and I agree on a few things. Both parties are corporate now, that is true. But one of us is parroting corporate propaganda about “big guvermint” and one of us is me. Think about why you are supporting corporate America’s desire for fewer regulations on them.
glogrrl July 7th, 2014 at 13:34
They do not have a humor gene, nor do they understand sarcasm.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:05
There are more than two sides reading and commenting here.
The Conservative Atheist July 6th, 2014 at 20:15
Far right/far left, seen this on both sides. Neither side is special.
Esteban Rey July 6th, 2014 at 20:41
LOL! “Both sides, both sides, both sides. Polly wanna cracker.” Your side falls for this crap because the average conservative is addicted to stupid.
The Conservative Atheist July 7th, 2014 at 00:23
I’m not on any side. I am not a republican nor a democrat. I am an American citizen that think both parties are bad for this country. All they have done is divide. You have no idea what my views are. I’m conservative in the fact that I believe in the constitution. I believe what it stands for. Not what you have been told what the founding fathers believe, but what I believe. I don’t live in the past. I know there had been atrocities committed on this country. I know that it wasn’t just the republicans or democrats fault in this. It’s every single one of us that has caused this. I call out conservatives just as much as you liberals. I cannot call myself a liberal because I do not believe government is the answer for life’s problems. I do not believe that government gives people their rights. Nor do I believe a god did either. WE give ourselves out rights.
Why do we need so many laws to tell people what to do? Why do we need more? Why do you hate so much and want to retaliate at everything? Why do you need the government’s permission? I just wish people would get that. We don’t need the government to tell us what to do. Every law makes someone a criminal, what will you do when that makes you one?
I don’t like the democrat platform because I do not believe in big government. I do not believe in the republican platform for the same reason. Both want big government and both want power. I don’t like Obama because he is for big government. There is no freedom in big government.
Gone is the land of personal responsibility and here is the land of entitlements for both people and corporations. And corporations are going to win. Both parties are corporatist, they just have different sponsors. Once you realize that, maybe you and the republicans can wake up from your koolaid haze and realize you all have been duped.
Xandramas July 7th, 2014 at 05:02
There’s a single label that every ounce of rhetoric in the preceding post came from.
That label, dear readers, is “libertarian”… also less than affectionately referred to as Paulians.
Spectrum wise, somewhat right of true center… roughly where Reagan era Republicans were or where Democrats will be in 20 years if the ideology shift continues. Policy wise, sides with the Tea Party more frequently than willing to admit in polite company.
Also of note, every libertarian is convinced they’re the only ones capable of reading the Constitution, which gives them absolute insight into the minds of the Founding Fathers that referring to documents from their own hands can’t dispute.
Warning: Deconstructing their fantasy world that they’re completely unique and original snowflakes may be met with hostility, since their “absolutely unique insight” is part of their core identity at this stage.
The Conservative Atheist July 7th, 2014 at 09:09
I rest my case. You have proven what I was saying. I don’t label people. And, you are wrong again.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:16
But you did label people. Including yourself.
The Conservative Atheist July 8th, 2014 at 10:56
Here is some proof for you that there is no difference. Because of there was a difference, then why did Obama continue the NDAA and Patriot Act, both which completely eroded freedom and personal liberty.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/is-the-united-states-still-the-land-of-the-free/2012/01/04/gIQAvcD1wP_story.html
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:15
I couldn’t give two damns who gets hostile. If these Libertarian folks want to get hostile, they will just sabotage their own case. This is where our problems are rooted. Too many “sides”. The only sides I want to enjoy are the ones that come with my Outback entree. We need to start thinking like Americans, nay, HUMAN BEINGS and stop acting like the only way to improve our nation is to tread on those who aren’t of like mind.
Dwendt44 July 7th, 2014 at 14:03
No one believes that government is the answer to ALL problems, but government can help or fix some problems.
We have laws, a lot of laws, because there is always someone(s) willing to if not trying to sneak through the loop holes and cracks of the laws already on the books; so new laws are enacted to fill in the holes, or revise and clarify, and adjust to new technologies and situations.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:11
I’m in my mid 40’s and I don’t even have so much as a parking ticket. I’ve obeyed laws all my life and my life is pretty damned keen. Not all laws make criminals and to blame the laws is irresponsible. I do agree that we need to take responsibility for our own actions, but most importantly, for someone who disagrees with how our country is run by BOTH sides, you quite adamantly adhere yourself to one side. Why label yourself with either? I’m not a Liberal Democrat. I’m not a Conservative Republican. I am someone who believes in Pro-Choice and the Death Sentence. I am ME and I believe each side has it’s flaws and on that same token, possess some positive attributes as well.
You need to start thinking that way and stop insulting people with Kool-ade comments when you hypocritically do exactly what you berate them for doing.
Just. Be. Human.
Esteban Rey July 8th, 2014 at 20:32
First of all, you are a conservative republican. All of your talking points are straight up republican talking points. I will now explain why you are a republican and why you are wrong.
“I’m conservative in the fact that I believe in the constitution. I
believe what it stands for. Not what you have been told what the
founding fathers believe, but what I believe.”
So you believe in the constitution because you believe in what you believe in. Do you see how circular this reasoning is?
“I do not believe that government gives people their rights. Nor do I believe a god did either. WE give ourselves out rights.”
WE (ok, not you and me, but other people) gave ourselves our rights by FORMING A DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC (government) AND DECLARING THAT WE HAD THOSE RIGHTS. We can have more rights or fewer rights based on what we can establish through our government.
“Big government” is a meaningless phrase, and again a republican talking point, illustrating once more that you are a republican. I make my political decisions based on whether I agree with a particular idea or piece of legislation, not on whether I want big guvermint or small guvermint. You would be wise to think in terms of real issues and not propaganda buzzwords.
“Why do we need so many laws to tell people what to do?”
I will answer this question by quoting Alexander Hamilton: “Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice without constraint.”
Now in your last paragraph, you and I agree on a few things. Both parties are corporate now, that is true. But one of us is parroting corporate propaganda about “big guvermint” and one of us is me. Think about why you are supporting corporate America’s desire for fewer regulations on them.
glogrrl July 7th, 2014 at 13:34
They do not have a humor gene, nor do they understand sarcasm.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:05
There are more than two sides reading and commenting here.
Lux Tempo July 6th, 2014 at 20:51
I’m not trying to be mean but Ms Jackson looks to be living in a dumpster.
Adam P Smith July 6th, 2014 at 23:32
I know dumpsters. I’ve lived in dumpsters. Comparing her to a dumpster tramp, insults both the dumpster and tramp. At any rate, after learning about how easily she fell for it, I don’t think she could find her way into or out of a dumpster.
Lux Tempo July 6th, 2014 at 20:51
I’m not trying to be mean but Ms Jackson looks to be living in a dumpster.
Adam P Smith July 6th, 2014 at 23:32
I know dumpsters. I’ve lived in dumpsters. Comparing her to a dumpster tramp, insults both the dumpster and tramp. At any rate, after learning about how easily she fell for it, I don’t think she could find her way into or out of a dumpster.
Kenyon Barnone Chapman July 6th, 2014 at 20:56
This is why thier
dumb
Greg McCarthy July 6th, 2014 at 22:16
Emotion first,thought somewhere down the line afterwards,usually not 2nd either.
It’s what they do. That’s why they’ll never make a good leader.
A good leader SHOULD think something through before just bombing folks for sneezing the wrong way.
These folks want to impeach Obama for wiping his a$$ wrong.
They have a good point in that Obama’s left-handed and it looks scary different to them compared to when they see their friends wiping their a$$. One of those ‘doesn’t look right so it MUST be a big scary monster’ deals or something.
Kenyon Barnone Chapman July 6th, 2014 at 20:56
This is why they are
dumb…. Keep jumping on the most negative PR
Greg McCarthy July 6th, 2014 at 22:16
Emotion first,thought somewhere down the line afterwards,usually not 2nd either.
It’s what they do. That’s why they’ll never make a good leader.
A good leader SHOULD think something through before just bombing folks for sneezing the wrong way.
These folks want to impeach Obama for wiping his a$$ wrong.
They have a good point in that Obama’s left-handed and it looks scary different to them compared to when they see their friends wiping their a$$. One of those ‘doesn’t look right so it MUST be a big scary monster’ deals or something.
mcalleyboy July 6th, 2014 at 20:57
Tea party…concervatives don’t even follow them nor Sara Palin but it’s big news on Liberaland, these people or nutty! We don’t follow them in any way, libs have their nutz that they associate with.
Brian O'Connell July 6th, 2014 at 21:58
Get back to us when you have something that vaguely resembles a coherent sentence.
Matt Morgan July 6th, 2014 at 23:50
Brian that was mean, but I agree :)
mcalleyboy July 7th, 2014 at 04:03
I need to proof read my stuff.
dragontech64 July 7th, 2014 at 15:40
No, you just need to STFU because you can’t talk, can’t think, and can’t seem to understand that a Philippine citizen, living in the Philippines hasn’t a clue about what happens in America. You want to comment on the Philippines, maybe you’d make sense. Not till then.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:04
In his defense, he IS an American working in the Philippines. This does not make him any less of an American. And a retired military man to boot and there is internet. He can still educate himself should he choose to. So telling him to shut up and claiming he has no clue what’s going on here because of his geographical location isn’t really fair.
If anything, he has no excuse for not keeping up on the facts and not presenting himself professionally and factually as I’m pretty damned sure the Navy would not allow such slovenly posts.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:00
Ya think?
Chinese Democracy July 6th, 2014 at 22:29
its funny that you think Victoria Jackson is nuttier than Palin
mcalleyboy July 7th, 2014 at 04:02
Sara Palin is a confirmed idiot and a nut her daughter is also a sleaze, those that follow SP don’t listen to SP, she hurts herself every time she opens her mouth and inserts foot.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:00
Sort of like what you’re doing right now? Because even though we “Libs” ( I still find it amusing that anyone that doesn’t agree with the right are “Libs”) aren’t fans of Sarah Palin and her family, we don’t resort to name calling and slander.
We leave that up to you.
mcalleyboy July 8th, 2014 at 23:13
I beg to differ, been called so many names on the Liberland board it’s not funny and also the spelling “b” and grammar checkers are all big time Liberals. Funny thing is this high school graduate retired at 41 and lives abroad on pension, spell check that for me!
Saint_Augustine July 9th, 2014 at 05:41
Retired from the US Navy and living in a foreign country where you can’t work. You’re a lazy taker of US taxpayer money. Maybe you should spend some time improving your grammar and spelling before you come to a liberal site to spew forth your gibberish.
Laylla July 9th, 2014 at 21:22
Again, Mcalleyboy, I’m amused. Why do you think retiring at 41 and “Living abroad on your pension” makes you a better person? Are your wife and children with you, or do you live alone? Money does not a man make. It’s too bad you haven’t figured that out yet. You have my agreement on the mental state of Sarah Palin and my respect for being a military man, but that’s it.
Republicans_are_Evil July 7th, 2014 at 10:55
Just for fun, I am going to try to translate this Tea Bagger’s comments into English.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 13:58
Thank you, my first reaction to his post was “um?” Thank you for clearing that up. I wonder if he will accuse us of being “poo-poo heads” next…
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 13:58
Education: It IS an essential part of life.
M.C.A. July 6th, 2014 at 20:57
Tea party…concervatives don’t even follow them nor Sara Palin but it’s big news on Liberaland, these people or nutty! We don’t follow them in any way, libs have their nutz that they associate with.
Brian O'Connell July 6th, 2014 at 21:58
Get back to us when you have something that vaguely resembles a coherent sentence.
Matt Morgan July 6th, 2014 at 23:50
Brian that was mean, but I agree :)
M.C.A. July 7th, 2014 at 04:03
I need to proof read my stuff.
dragontech64 July 7th, 2014 at 15:40
No, you just need to STFU because you can’t talk, can’t think, and can’t seem to understand that a Philippine citizen, living in the Philippines hasn’t a clue about what happens in America. You want to comment on the Philippines, maybe you’d make sense. Not till then.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:04
In his defense, he IS an American working in the Philippines. This does not make him any less of an American. And a retired military man to boot and there is internet. He can still educate himself should he choose to. So telling him to shut up and claiming he has no clue what’s going on here because of his geographical location isn’t really fair.
If anything, he has no excuse for not keeping up on the facts and not presenting himself professionally and factually as I’m pretty damned sure the Navy would not allow such slovenly posts.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:00
Ya think?
Chinese Democracy July 6th, 2014 at 22:29
its funny that you think Victoria Jackson is nuttier than Palin
M.C.A. July 7th, 2014 at 04:02
Sara Palin is a confirmed idiot and a nut her daughter is also a sleaze, those that follow SP don’t listen to SP, she hurts herself every time she opens her mouth and inserts foot.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 14:00
Sort of like what you’re doing right now? Because even though we “Libs” ( I still find it amusing that anyone that doesn’t agree with the right are “Libs”) aren’t fans of Sarah Palin and her family, we don’t resort to name calling and slander.
We leave that up to you.
M.C.A. July 8th, 2014 at 23:13
I beg to differ, been called so many names on the Liberland board it’s not funny and also the spelling “b” and grammar checkers are all big time Liberals. Funny thing is this high school graduate retired at 41 and lives abroad on pension, spell check that for me!
Saint_Augustine July 9th, 2014 at 05:41
Retired from the US Navy and living in a foreign country where you can’t work. You’re a lazy taker of US taxpayer money. Maybe you should spend some time improving your grammar and spelling before you come to a liberal site to spew forth your gibberish.
Laylla July 9th, 2014 at 21:22
Again, Mcalleyboy, I’m amused. Why do you think retiring at 41 and “Living abroad on your pension” makes you a better person? Are your wife and children with you, or do you live alone? Money does not a man make. It’s too bad you haven’t figured that out yet. You have my agreement on the mental state of Sarah Palin and my respect for being a military man, but that’s it.
Republicans_are_Evil July 7th, 2014 at 10:55
Just for fun, I am going to try to translate this Tea Bagger’s comments into English.
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 13:58
Thank you, my first reaction to his post was “um?” Thank you for clearing that up. I wonder if he will accuse us of being “poo-poo heads” next…
Laylla July 8th, 2014 at 13:58
Education: It IS an essential part of life.
brian199511 July 6th, 2014 at 21:50
This isn’t satire or comedy. Too many dumb asses believe this nonsense. She is a traitor.
brian199511 July 6th, 2014 at 21:50
This isn’t satire or comedy. Too many dumb asses believe this nonsense. She is a traitor.
JellicleCat60 July 6th, 2014 at 23:24
Victoria Jackass is nothing but a rancid pus-infected goat rectum
JellicleCat60 July 6th, 2014 at 23:24
Victoria Jackass is nothing but a rancid pus-infected goat rectum
Barry Tesh July 7th, 2014 at 00:52
This woman is as stupid as she looks!
Barry Tesh July 7th, 2014 at 00:52
This woman is as stupid as she looks!
Quinn Fischer July 7th, 2014 at 01:19
It is hilarious that someone who used to be a “comedian” doesn’t understand satire.
Quinn Fischer July 7th, 2014 at 01:19
It is hilarious that someone who used to be a “comedian” doesn’t understand satire.
Chauncy Gardner July 7th, 2014 at 03:26
Victoria Jackson “played” a Dumb Blonde on SNL or Did She??????????
PlacidAir July 7th, 2014 at 17:41
type casting.
Chauncy Gardner July 7th, 2014 at 03:26
Victoria Jackson “played” a Dumb Blonde on SNL or Did She??????????
PlacidAir July 7th, 2014 at 17:41
type casting.
Still Ronnie July 7th, 2014 at 07:53
I often make a joke saying this:
You can always tell when you’re in a neighborhood where a blonde lives.
There are yellow street signs reading:
“SLOW CHILDREN”.
Emphasis on slow.
Apparently it isn’t always just a joke.