After Open Carry Group’s Member Is Arrested For Murder, Leader Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C.

Posted by | December 13, 2014 20:11 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


What do you do if you’re Kory Watkins and one of the members of your group Open Carry Tarrant County shoots two members of their family dead?

Naturally, if you are the leader of that group, you would lie your ass off and deny everything, then plan an armed takeover of Washington, D.C.

Stop laughing. Kory is super-cereal.

 Shut. it. down. He’s calling to shut down the very Government he needs. You see, Kory is unemployed.

Kory’s army has some super-great ideas, like rounding up “the traitors in the mainstream media.” Stop me when you think this patriot sounds just like Vladimir Putin.

A guy named Harry was making too much sense, so later on Jennifer blocked him because she believes he might be a “government troll.”  Because he said stuff like this:

Jennifer honey, if this was a tyrannical government you’d be dead. Jennifer’s Facebook posts reveal that she believes the government has enacted mind control.

Jennifer again:

John’s in!

 

I feel so much better knowing that “Bone” will be there.

Is there a history book titled “Stuff not to do”?

Patrick is a Ron Paul supporter and he knows about surgical strikes.

Why does it always have to be Virginia? (I just moved here.)

 

Thank goodness they have Kroger stores to stop in along the way, otherwise these little fellers might starve to death on their way to D.C.

Kroger, this is your new clientele. Enjoy! I’ll be shopping elsewhere.

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234 responses to After Open Carry Group’s Member Is Arrested For Murder, Leader Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C.

  1. eyelashviper December 14th, 2014 at 14:08

    Well, once this army of dolts marches into DC territory, they will be in for a big surprise, and hopefully will all be wearing Depends, or the streets are gonna be messy…

    http://cmsimg.navytimes.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=M6&Date=20130919&Category=NEWS06&ArtNo=309190009&Ref=AR&MaxW=300&Border=0&Report-Capitol-Police-SWAT-team-told-stand-down-during-massacre

  2. eyelashviper December 14th, 2014 at 15:08

    Well, once this army of dolts marches into DC territory, they will be in for a big surprise, and hopefully will all be wearing Depends, or the streets are gonna be messy…

    http://cmsimg.navytimes.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=M6&Date=20130919&Category=NEWS06&ArtNo=309190009&Ref=AR&MaxW=300&Border=0&Report-Capitol-Police-SWAT-team-told-stand-down-during-massacre

    • david romay December 14th, 2014 at 17:21

      Now thats funny right there. But you are correct. If somebody faced them down, they just might shit thier pants

  3. StoneyCurtisll December 14th, 2014 at 14:48

    Hey..
    It’s not a DEVO hat…
    It’s an Energy Dome~!

    http://prettyfrank.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/wade-with-devo-energy-dome.jpg?w=300&h=300

    • BeliTsari December 14th, 2014 at 15:11

      Why THANK you, sir… I stand dejected!

  4. Mainah December 14th, 2014 at 15:00

    Laugh, laugh, laugh. Oh silly people. Tricks are for kids!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COSeM2EVkDc

  5. Mainah December 14th, 2014 at 16:00

    Laugh, laugh, laugh. Oh silly people. Tricks are for kids!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COSeM2EVkDc

  6. ibz1550rg December 15th, 2014 at 13:53

    i’m from Virginia too. living in TX now. i love that state. I grew up 5 minutes from the Yorktown battlefields, where our forefathers fought against tyranny. that’s me in the last picture of this article.

  7. ibz1550rg December 15th, 2014 at 14:53

    i’m from Virginia too. living in TX now. i love that state. I grew up 5 minutes from the Yorktown battlefields, where our forefathers fought against tyranny. that’s me in the last picture of this article.

  8. EsteemedElectron December 16th, 2014 at 09:58

    “The quickest way to lose any argument is to overstate your case.”

    A lesson that left-wingers never seem to grasp.

    • Mike Jolin February 3rd, 2015 at 02:11

      Pot, kettle, etc. is that understated enough for you, EE?

  9. EsteemedElectron December 16th, 2014 at 10:58

    “The quickest way to lose any argument is to overstate your case.”

    A lesson that left-wingers never seem to grasp.

    • Mike Jolin February 3rd, 2015 at 03:11

      Pot, kettle, etc. is that understated enough for you, EE?

  10. Edward Himsel December 16th, 2014 at 11:48

    Mr. Bone(Head), if you’re going to pose with an oh-so-cool shot of you with your prized airsoft gun, at least make sure it looks reasonably realistic. I can (quite literally) see straight through yours…

  11. Edward Himsel December 16th, 2014 at 12:48

    Mr. Bone(Head), if you’re going to pose with an oh-so-cool shot of you with your prized airsoft gun, at least make sure it looks reasonably realistic. I can (quite literally) see straight through yours…

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