After Open Carry Group’s Member Is Arrested For Murder, Leader Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C.

Posted by | December 13, 2014 20:11 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


What do you do if you’re Kory Watkins and one of the members of your group Open Carry Tarrant County shoots two members of their family dead?

Naturally, if you are the leader of that group, you would lie your ass off and deny everything, then plan an armed takeover of Washington, D.C.

Stop laughing. Kory is super-cereal.

 Shut. it. down. He’s calling to shut down the very Government he needs. You see, Kory is unemployed.

Kory’s army has some super-great ideas, like rounding up “the traitors in the mainstream media.” Stop me when you think this patriot sounds just like Vladimir Putin.

A guy named Harry was making too much sense, so later on Jennifer blocked him because she believes he might be a “government troll.”  Because he said stuff like this:

Jennifer honey, if this was a tyrannical government you’d be dead. Jennifer’s Facebook posts reveal that she believes the government has enacted mind control.

Jennifer again:

John’s in!

 

I feel so much better knowing that “Bone” will be there.

Is there a history book titled “Stuff not to do”?

Patrick is a Ron Paul supporter and he knows about surgical strikes.

Why does it always have to be Virginia? (I just moved here.)

 

Thank goodness they have Kroger stores to stop in along the way, otherwise these little fellers might starve to death on their way to D.C.

Kroger, this is your new clientele. Enjoy! I’ll be shopping elsewhere.

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234 responses to After Open Carry Group’s Member Is Arrested For Murder, Leader Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C.

  1. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker December 13th, 2014 at 20:22

    Delusional and dangerous desperate disfunctional dorks.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 20:46

      Is that the D.D.D.D..?
      Or the New D.D.D.D.?
      There is a distinction…:)

    • Tommy6860 December 13th, 2014 at 21:38

      In context for these gun crazy yahoos, this^ would be an i-lliteration.

    • rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 03:32

      What do you have against whales??

  2. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker December 13th, 2014 at 21:22

    Delusional and dangerous desperate disfunctional dorks.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 21:46

      Is that the D.D.D.D..?
      Or the New D.D.D.D.?
      There is a distinction…:)

    • Tommy6860 December 13th, 2014 at 22:38

      In context for these gun crazy yahoos, this^ would be an i-lliteration.

    • rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 04:32

      What do you have against whales??

  3. tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 20:30

    I guess if Kory gives away hats just like his, then maybe, just maybe, or possibly, just possibly, they might get ohhh, I don’t know, ten, OK, twelve, no, maybe fifteen of them to show up. But, not Jennifer ’cause she has to work the late shift at Chik-Fil-A that weekend and she hasn’t gotten her first paycheck, yet.

  4. tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 21:30

    I guess if Kory gives away hats just like his, then maybe, just maybe, or possibly, just possibly, they might get ohhh, I don’t know, ten, OK, twelve, no, maybe fifteen of them to show up. But, not Jennifer ’cause she has to work the late shift at Chik-Fil-A that weekend and she hasn’t gotten her first paycheck, yet.

  5. edmeyer_able December 13th, 2014 at 20:34

    And yet some co-ed gets busted by the Philly pd for using the word “targeted”, what the f*ck more does the FBI need to put these idiots away?

    • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 21:03

      Chances are the FBI has already infiltrated them.
      I remember about 15 years ago when they finally moved on the Klan and it turned out the guy who was their leader was actually an FBI special agent.
      Just a guess, but I’d nominate nekkid guy as the fuzz…..

  6. edmeyer_able December 13th, 2014 at 21:34

    And yet some co-ed gets busted by the Philly pd for using the word “targeted”, what the f*ck more does the FBI need to put these idiots away?

    • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 22:03

      Chances are the FBI has already infiltrated them.
      I remember about 15 years ago when they finally moved on the Klan and it turned out the guy who was their leader was actually an FBI special agent.
      Just a guess, but I’d nominate nekkid guy as the fuzz…..

  7. StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 20:35

    Where is ‘Ragin Rob’ when they need him?
    Oh that’s right, he is dusting off grama’s curio Cabinet..
    http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1779947_10151831125122470_1401909549_n.jpg
    Pow pow.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 20:41

      You can tell Rob is a truck driver…
      His left arm has a better tan than his right arm…(close observation)..:)

    • Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 20:52

      Last time I heard from Rob he tweeted me this:

      • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 20:53

        His mother would be so proud.

      • Tommy6860 December 13th, 2014 at 21:39

        :(

      • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 22:20

        And Rob says…
        “I aint no racist but”….

        • Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 22:26

          Funny, because he has said that.

          • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 23:48

            Key words…
            “I’m not a”…
            You know the rest..:)

    • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 21:00

      “Ragin Rob” makes a really good machine gun sound effect when he’s on the floor playing with his little plastic army men…….

    • LK December 13th, 2014 at 21:18

      I Venned it

      • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 21:21

        Shouldn’t one of those be “still a virgin?”

    • Mike Jolin December 13th, 2014 at 21:41

      What a waste of oxygen!

  8. StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 21:35

    Where is ‘Ragin Rob’ when they need him?
    Oh that’s right, he is dusting off grama’s curio Cabinet..
    http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1779947_10151831125122470_1401909549_n.jpg
    Pow pow.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 21:41

      You can tell Rob is a truck driver…
      His left arm has a better tan than his right arm…(close observation)..:)

    • Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 21:52

      Last time I heard from Rob he tweeted me this:

      • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 21:53

        His mother would be so proud.

      • Tommy6860 December 13th, 2014 at 22:39

        :(

      • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 23:20

        And Rob says…
        “I aint no racist but”….

        • Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 23:26

          Funny, because he has said that.

          • StoneyCurtisll December 14th, 2014 at 00:48

            Key words…
            “I’m not a”…
            You know the rest..:)

    • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 22:00

      “Ragin Rob” makes a really good machine gun sound effect when he’s on the floor playing with his little plastic army men…….

      .

      Whaya think, gang? How about we start us a “Ragin’ Rob” fan club?

    • LK December 13th, 2014 at 22:18

      I Venned it

      • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 22:21

        Shouldn’t one of those be “still a virgin?”

    • Mike Jolin December 13th, 2014 at 22:41

      What a waste of oxygen!

  9. CoCo December 13th, 2014 at 20:43

    The KooKooKoryKlan will be there. Meet his young’uns:

    • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 20:51

      It figures they’re home schooled. They’ll be ready for McDonald’s and WalMart when they graduate, or reach 21, whichever comes first.

      • Mike Jolin December 13th, 2014 at 21:31

        If they make it to 21

    • Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 20:54

      OMG.

    • whatthe46 December 13th, 2014 at 20:57

      and no social service visit. interesting.

  10. CoCo December 13th, 2014 at 21:43

    The KooKooKoryKlan will be there. Meet his young’uns:

    • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 21:51

      It figures they’re home schooled. They’ll be ready for McDonald’s and WalMart when they graduate, or reach 21, whichever comes first.

      • Mike Jolin December 13th, 2014 at 22:31

        If they make it to 21

    • Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 21:54

      OMG.

    • whatthe46 December 13th, 2014 at 21:57

      and no social service visit. interesting.

  11. Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 20:49

    That’s funny, I live right across the river from Washington, on the Potomac, and I don’t see a group standing on the side of the river with their rifles. I’m sure I woulda seen them, I live and work here.

    • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 20:59

      They got good camoflage

      • tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 21:01

        The best! They’re all home mis-cleaning their guns.

  12. Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 21:49

    That’s funny, I live right across the river from Washington, on the Potomac, and I don’t see a group standing on the side of the river with their rifles. I’m sure I woulda seen them, I live and work here.

    • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 21:59

      They got good camoflage

      • tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 22:01

        The best! They’re all home mis-cleaning their guns.

  13. Boehner-Monkey December 13th, 2014 at 20:53

    Here is one of their people trying to sell a turtle:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvMZ-dzz2Cg

  14. Guest December 13th, 2014 at 21:53

    Here is one of their people trying to sell a turtle:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvMZ-dzz2Cg

  15. burqa December 13th, 2014 at 20:54

    They pursue a NATO strategy – – – – No Action, Talk Only.
    Be assured none of them will show up, not even “Ragin’ Rob” or the nekkid guy.

    Last time this was tried, it was covered here. What happened was the tough-talkers were going to cross Memorial Bridge from Arlington into D.C.
    The D.C. po-lice let them know they’d be waiting on the other side and would toss them all in the clink and that was that, nothing ever happened.
    They wimped out.

    • tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 21:02

      They can’t even support one of their own. They certainly don’t have the backbone to actually show up so far away from home.

  16. burqa December 13th, 2014 at 21:54

    They pursue a NATO strategy – – – – No Action, Talk Only.
    Be assured none of them will show up, not even “Ragin’ Rob” or the nekkid guy.

    Last time this was tried, it was covered here. What happened was the tough-talkers were going to cross Memorial Bridge from Arlington into D.C.
    The D.C. po-lice let them know they’d be waiting on the other side and would toss them all in the clink and that was that, nothing ever happened.
    They wimped out.

    • tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 22:02

      They can’t even support one of their own. They certainly don’t have the backbone to actually show up so far away from home.

  17. Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 21:02

    So Bone Z Cortes feels “oppressed by the system.” He doesn’t even know what oppressed means. Hell, he doesn’t even know what system means.

    • tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 21:03

      Well, it is a soft bone.

      • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 21:05

        ……………………soft like a overcooked spaghetti noodle dangling uselessly…

        • tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 22:05

          Careful! That comes close to blaspheming the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    • Rallymodeller December 13th, 2014 at 22:19

      Apparently he doesn’t know what a real firearm is — that’s an airsoft rifle.

    • Melinda Utley Swigart December 14th, 2014 at 13:42

      just a lil FYI , America is not as free as you think . America ranks 14th in the world for freedom and is rapidly falling to lower levels .Stay warm in your giving up liberties for safety .

  18. Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 22:02

    So Bone Z Cortes feels “oppressed by the system.” He doesn’t even know what oppressed means. Hell, he doesn’t even know what system means.

    • tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 22:03

      Well, it is a soft bone.

      • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 22:05

        ……………………soft like a overcooked spaghetti noodle dangling uselessly…

        • tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 23:05

          Careful! That comes close to blaspheming the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    • Rallymodeller December 13th, 2014 at 23:19

      Apparently he doesn’t know what a real firearm is — that’s an airsoft rifle.

    • Melinda Utley Swigart December 14th, 2014 at 14:42

      just a lil FYI , America is not as free as you think . America ranks 14th in the world for freedom and is rapidly falling to lower levels .Stay warm in your giving up liberties for safety .

  19. Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 21:05

    I noticed all those Facebook comments have one like each. They probably all liked their own posts.

  20. Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 22:05

    I noticed all those Facebook comments have one like each. They probably all liked their own posts.

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