Virginia Christian Group Is Fasting To Oppose Gay Marriage, Except For That ‘Fasting’ Part
The Virginia Family Foundation announced a “40 Days of Prayer, Fasting and Repentance,” to fight back against same-sex marriage, but the only thing missing is the “fasting” part. You see, during this “fast” the members can still eat.
Maybe they meant drive fast, or walk fast, or my favorite: Eat a sammich fast.
Pink News reports the event which is a non-event:
“Join us for 40 Days of Prayer, Fasting and Repentance for Marriage from August 27 through October 5, 2014.
“Our 40 Days will culminate on October 5th just before the court begins their session.”However, the group has since told members that they don’t actually have to give up food at all to take part in the ‘fast’.
They wrote: “We are asking the entire Body of Christ to join us for this feast – giving up physical food isn’t necessary – but feeding on the spiritual food provided is vital.”
As people don’t actually have to give up food to take part, the group opposed to re-defining the definition of marriage seem to be re-defining the meaning of a fast.
They have also made a mock ‘prescription’ to promote the event.
Here’s your “prescription” which will rid you of any gay cooties:
The group even created a creepy video but dollars to donuts (see what I did there?), they were shoving linguine down their mouths while editing this masterpiece.
“Virginia’s laws have always rightly reflected the true and complementary nature of marriage,” Victoria Cobb, president of the Family Foundation of Virginia said. “It’s unfortunate that the court rejected the right of Virginians to define marriage consistent with their concern with what’s best for children and society as a whole.”
If Victoria wasn’t so busy stuffing her face with pizza and barbecued ribs, maybe she could have stopped people in love from marrying. She was so close, too.
This post made me hongry.
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44 responses to Virginia Christian Group Is Fasting To Oppose Gay Marriage, Except For That ‘Fasting’ Part
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MaryJane Mccarthy James July 30th, 2014 at 09:55
We can only hope some of these UNHINGED HATERS end up burning in hell.
MaryJane Mccarthy James July 30th, 2014 at 09:55
We can only hope some of these UNHINGED HATERS end up burning in hell.
Stan Ubeki July 30th, 2014 at 16:13
So they are encouraged to give up the “spiritual food” as a fast? Sounds like a forty day party to me!
Stan Ubeki July 30th, 2014 at 16:13
So they are encouraged to give up the “spiritual food” as a fast? Sounds like a forty day party to me!
Jeffrey Samuels July 30th, 2014 at 19:02
I fully support them. They should continue with absolute abstention from food until All gay people are no longer married. The longer they fast the better.
junesxing July 30th, 2014 at 19:02
I fully support them. They should continue with absolute abstention from food until All gay people are no longer married. The longer they fast the better.
Glenn Miller August 1st, 2014 at 11:21
Why do they do this? I know! I say they are doing it to please themselves! Even while you fast, you oppress! You fast to cover your faces!
Glenn Miller August 1st, 2014 at 11:21
Why do they do this? I know! I say they are doing it to please themselves! Even while you fast, you oppress! You fast to cover your faces! Isaiah 58:3.
JamesMMartin August 6th, 2014 at 12:35
Christianity is so irrelevant now. I don’t see why anybody pays any attention to it. It is on the skids, like worship of Zeus or Thor.
JamesMMartin August 6th, 2014 at 12:35
Christianity is so irrelevant now. I don’t see why anybody pays any attention to it. It is on the skids, like worship of Zeus or Thor.