How to keep Trump off Twitter

Posted by | February 23, 2017 10:59 | Filed under: Media/Show Business News Behaving Badly Politics

From the good folks at Freakout Nation:

Campaign Staff Reveals Tricks For Keeping The Donald Off Twitter

Americans have become increasingly exasperated with White House Resident Donald Trump and his frequent vents on Twitter. Republican legislators are becoming increasingly horrified as their party leader continues to act like a grounded tween on social media. Six former campaign officials have revealed their strategy for ensuring that Trump keeps his Twitter addiction under control, and…


By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

18 responses to How to keep Trump off Twitter

  1. Suzanne McFly February 23rd, 2017 at 11:44

    Well his numbers are in a free-fall and eventually even faux entertainment lets a fact out (sadly those facts normally would come from Alan, RIP my friend), he will find out the truth no matter how many yes men surround him. His head will be popping soon, but not soon enough.

    • granpa.usthai February 24th, 2017 at 08:57

      the spirit of Alan will guide the right person at the right time to let the sun shine where it needs to.

      Howbeit, perhaps with not as much laughter…

  2. SpeakMyMind2011 February 23rd, 2017 at 11:59

    Twitter is the only place where the liberal media cannot misquote him. I say let him tweet to his heart’s content!

    • William February 23rd, 2017 at 12:07

      Believe me when I tell you this.
      The media LOVES quoting Cheeto-Moron word for word. The only people who are happier about the spew that drops from the maw of the orange idiot are comedy writers .

    • Larry Schmitt February 23rd, 2017 at 14:55

      Only trump’s followers could consider an exact replay of his word salads to be a misquote. “That’s not fair. You used his own words against him.”

      • granpa.usthai February 24th, 2017 at 08:53

        or, as snake oil salesman convict Gingrich would say “anybody who quotes me is a liar”.

    • robert February 23rd, 2017 at 23:16

      How about trump moves into the Whitehouse while dumping his tweets and start acting like a president instead of hiding out at mar a Lago like a gangster

      And while he’s on the mend Let’s look at hs past tax reports I want each page to be posted on the internet for close examination ,

    • granpa.usthai February 24th, 2017 at 08:52

      the FAKE leader selected by the republican electorate will only LIE when caught.

      that’s what LIARS like trump do.

      it’s their LIAR nature.

  3. William February 23rd, 2017 at 12:10

    I have no doubt that Trump tweets will overtake Bushisms as the benchmark of presidential stupidity.

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  4. crc3 February 23rd, 2017 at 14:44

    UNpresident Manchild Rump is never going to grow up. His Twittering is childish and just reveals his “temper tantrums” in print. The twit needs to at least act like a president instead of the power hungry, insecure, narcissistic fool he has shown himself to be. SO SAD…

  5. granpa.usthai February 24th, 2017 at 08:48

    typical treatment of the 70 year old CRYBABY LIAR trump.

    cradle to grave pampering of the world’s greatest LOSER.

    here’s some things the White House babysitters can reflect upon:

    DPRK Leader answers media in a manly manner.

    DPRK Leader advises others on national security matters.

    Russian Prostitutes refuse to P for free!

  6. amersham1046 March 4th, 2017 at 16:39

    People should encourage him with “likes and re-tweets” just keep stoking that ego until the GOP Congress moves to impeach him

    • granpa.usthai March 4th, 2017 at 18:30

      very unlikely.

      hell, they won’t even recall sessions to spank his LYING little hand – you think they’d go after LIAR trump?

      not likely.

      best to just let the truth about the 70 year old CRYBABY LIAR have at him and his russian contacts when it comes up. then let the people decide in 2018 if these deadbeat republican paycheck suckling parasites are really needed.

      • Comicus March 5th, 2017 at 22:53

        They will throw him to the wolves if he becomes too much a liability and/or no longer serves their interests. They have no loyalty to him, none whatsoever.

        • granpa.usthai March 6th, 2017 at 08:30

          then they should start with LIAR trump’s latest UNFOUNDED allegations about being wiretapped by POTUS Obama. To hell with cuddling and cooing a 70 year old LIAR CRYBABY who has constantly refused to accept the truth about anything, Hillary Clinton’s successful WIN of the popular vote by 3,000,000 as an example.

          LIAR trump and hand picked members of his administration have had ongoing under the table meetings with russian agents since July 2014 at least. They maintained those contacts throughout the 2016 elections, including concerns of national security most likely through the embedded giuliani crime family with comey.

          no more pampering this 70 year old CRYBABY COWARD.

          POTUS Obama and the Democrat Party should sue the crap out of this MEGA LIAR.

  7. jwong318 April 20th, 2017 at 04:03

    RIP, Alan. God Bless you. I don’t know where to say this to you. We will remember you as one of the greatest.

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