Microsoft will ‘solve Cancerproblem within a decade’
Leading computer science company Microsoft will “solve” cancer within a decade by working out how to reprogram diseased cells back to their healthy state, according to reports. This summer, the technology company opened its first wet laboratory, assembling a team of biologists, programmers and engineers who plan to attack cancerous cells the way one attacks a…
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jybarz September 20th, 2016 at 13:00
Good luck! Hope you’ll be successful!
Suzanne McFly September 20th, 2016 at 20:12
What? And take away money from new penis stiffer pill research? WTF?!?!?!?!?!
whatthe46 September 20th, 2016 at 20:20
the blue isn’t working? lol
bpollen September 21st, 2016 at 06:34
If only they could make a pill to make you THINK hard, reich-wingers would be an endangered species.
Suzanne McFly September 21st, 2016 at 07:22
Ooooh, a critical thinking pill, I love that idea. Too bad right wingers would be offended if there was a pill created that would help them actually think.
bpollen September 21st, 2016 at 15:55
We SUGGEST it’s a boner pill…
Suzanne McFly September 21st, 2016 at 18:43
Oooh, a ploy. I love the way you think :)
bpollen September 22nd, 2016 at 03:00
I’m a baaaaaaaad boy…
Suzanne McFly September 22nd, 2016 at 07:21
But in a good way :)
bpollen September 22nd, 2016 at 14:24
Thank ya right kindly, ma’am!
Suzanne McFly September 22nd, 2016 at 17:28
Call me buddy, I am not old enough to be a ma’am lol.
bpollen September 23rd, 2016 at 03:05
‘K, buddy. My momma taught me to treat women with respect! At least until they prove they don’t deserve it. Pragmatic was my mom’s middle name, she told me. She apparently had a WHOLE buncha middle names.
Suzanne McFly September 23rd, 2016 at 07:16
You Mom obviously was a good woman :)
bpollen September 23rd, 2016 at 15:13
I think so. I’ll tell ya, though, I used to think she was a saint. Boy was I thrown for a loop when I saw she had feet of clay. (If I were more self-reflective, I woulda realized that a woman that had ME couldn’t be perfect.)
Suzanne McFly September 23rd, 2016 at 16:49
From what I can tell, she raised a pretty good son :)
bpollen September 24th, 2016 at 01:51
If my mom were still here to hear you say that, she’d have to launch into a retelling of some of my most memorable embarrassments!
Suzanne McFly September 24th, 2016 at 09:24
I love hearing those stories, they are better than comedy shows lol.
whatthe46 September 20th, 2016 at 20:23
drug manufacturing companies will hope it fails. there’s never money to be made in a cure. i hope like hell it works!!!
bpollen September 21st, 2016 at 06:31
And the solution will be buggy, over-priced, and in need of constant updates.