Microsoft will ‘solve Cancerproblem within a decade’

Posted by | September 20, 2016 09:04 | Filed under: Planet


Leading computer science company Microsoft will “solve” cancer within a decade by working out how to reprogram diseased cells back to their healthy state, according to reports. This summer, the technology company opened its first wet laboratory, assembling a team of biologists, programmers and engineers who plan to attack cancerous cells the way one attacks a…

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By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.

19 responses to Microsoft will ‘solve Cancerproblem within a decade’

  1. jybarz September 20th, 2016 at 13:00

    Good luck! Hope you’ll be successful!

  2. Suzanne McFly September 20th, 2016 at 20:12

    What? And take away money from new penis stiffer pill research? WTF?!?!?!?!?!

    • whatthe46 September 20th, 2016 at 20:20

      the blue isn’t working? lol

    • bpollen September 21st, 2016 at 06:34

      If only they could make a pill to make you THINK hard, reich-wingers would be an endangered species.

      • Suzanne McFly September 21st, 2016 at 07:22

        Ooooh, a critical thinking pill, I love that idea. Too bad right wingers would be offended if there was a pill created that would help them actually think.

        • bpollen September 21st, 2016 at 15:55

          We SUGGEST it’s a boner pill…

          • Suzanne McFly September 21st, 2016 at 18:43

            Oooh, a ploy. I love the way you think :)

            • bpollen September 22nd, 2016 at 03:00

              I’m a baaaaaaaad boy…

              • Suzanne McFly September 22nd, 2016 at 07:21

                But in a good way :)

                • bpollen September 22nd, 2016 at 14:24

                  Thank ya right kindly, ma’am!

                  • Suzanne McFly September 22nd, 2016 at 17:28

                    Call me buddy, I am not old enough to be a ma’am lol.

                    • bpollen September 23rd, 2016 at 03:05

                      ‘K, buddy. My momma taught me to treat women with respect! At least until they prove they don’t deserve it. Pragmatic was my mom’s middle name, she told me. She apparently had a WHOLE buncha middle names.

                    • Suzanne McFly September 23rd, 2016 at 07:16

                      You Mom obviously was a good woman :)

                    • bpollen September 23rd, 2016 at 15:13

                      I think so. I’ll tell ya, though, I used to think she was a saint. Boy was I thrown for a loop when I saw she had feet of clay. (If I were more self-reflective, I woulda realized that a woman that had ME couldn’t be perfect.)

                    • Suzanne McFly September 23rd, 2016 at 16:49

                      From what I can tell, she raised a pretty good son :)

                    • bpollen September 24th, 2016 at 01:51

                      If my mom were still here to hear you say that, she’d have to launch into a retelling of some of my most memorable embarrassments!

                    • Suzanne McFly September 24th, 2016 at 09:24

                      I love hearing those stories, they are better than comedy shows lol.

  3. whatthe46 September 20th, 2016 at 20:23

    drug manufacturing companies will hope it fails. there’s never money to be made in a cure. i hope like hell it works!!!

  4. bpollen September 21st, 2016 at 06:31

    And the solution will be buggy, over-priced, and in need of constant updates.

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