Kimmel proves Clinton not dying

Posted by | August 23, 2016 08:31 | Filed under: Politics

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Jimmy Kimmel took Hillary Clinton’s pulse to make sure she’s not about to die.

On “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” she proved to the host that there was no truth to the mean-spirited speculation about her health, after former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani said she looked sick and tired.

Clinton asked Kimmel to “take my pulse, while I’m talking to you — make sure I’m alive.” Kimmel squeezed her wrist with his thumb and joked: “Oh my God, there’s nothing there!”

The Democratic hopeful went on to recall how the National Enquirer had predicted that she’d be dead in six months.

“With every breath I take, it’s like a new lease on life,” she said. “It just absolutely makes no sense, I don’t go around questioning Donald Trump’s health — as far as I know he’s as healthy as a horse.”

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42 responses to Kimmel proves Clinton not dying

  1. crc3 August 23rd, 2016 at 09:06

    I watched the show. It was very refreshing to hear a sane Clinton over all of the insane Rumpisms we all have been forced to listen to for months now….

    • mistlesuede August 23rd, 2016 at 09:51

      I don’t normally watch the show, but wish I’d known she was going to be on so that I could have seen her.

      • Suzanne McFly August 23rd, 2016 at 10:40

        Here you go…https://youtu.be/bxKfQBit_Gg

        • mistlesuede August 23rd, 2016 at 11:21

          Thanks Suzanne! That was great fun!
          And she looked pretty damn healthy to me. Haha!

          • Suzanne McFly August 23rd, 2016 at 14:41

            She looks healthy to me too.

        • StoneyCurtisll August 23rd, 2016 at 16:57

          Thank You Suz~!

          • Suzanne McFly August 23rd, 2016 at 20:02

            Anytime Stoney :)

      • crc3 August 23rd, 2016 at 18:26

        I watched it only because I happened to see an ad that she was going to be on…

  2. oldfart August 23rd, 2016 at 09:50

    “as far as I know he’s as healthy as a horse.”

    …Horse’s ass, that is.

    • mistlesuede August 23rd, 2016 at 09:52

      She continues to take the high road like PO does, with crap being flung at her from every direction.

      • oldfart August 23rd, 2016 at 10:02

        No surprise there, serious oppo money has yet to be spent…
        serious poo slinging has yet to occur. By the time October rolls around,
        this whole country will need to be wearing hip waders !

        • mistlesuede August 23rd, 2016 at 10:05

          I think full body condoms might be better this time around. :)

          • The Original Just Me August 23rd, 2016 at 11:32

            Trump size will definitely be Too Small.

            • mistlesuede August 23rd, 2016 at 11:37

              We will need to get President Obama size. ;)

              • The Original Just Me August 23rd, 2016 at 12:30

                I’m a thinking that might be kind of a swelled up size right now. He is doing really Good in the approval polls.

                • mistlesuede August 23rd, 2016 at 12:38

                  I’m surprised that between the two of us, I’m the one with the dirty mind today. :)

                  • The Original Just Me August 23rd, 2016 at 12:48

                    Mine is old. I have to let it rest every once in awhile. Too much Excitement and I get Excited. LOL :+) Have a Nice Day. I have to go pick up some stuff I got at an auction. Damn on line auctions are going to Bankrupt me and then I will be like Trump. :+)

                    • mistlesuede August 23rd, 2016 at 13:37

                      I’d suggest you stay offline to save you money, but then we’d never see you.
                      You have a great day too Original.

        • The Original Just Me August 23rd, 2016 at 11:31

          Hip Waders, Diving Mask, and Snorkel.

  3. Obewon August 23rd, 2016 at 09:58

    National Enquirer had predicted that she’d be dead in six months. And tiny thinker Donnie thinks it’s a Pulitzer prize winning story! At least Trump is beginning to figureout why he’s losing 2:1 in the Electoral College.

    • whatthe46 August 23rd, 2016 at 11:19

      that’s so desperate.

      • The Original Just Me August 23rd, 2016 at 11:29

        Yes, and I KNOW Desperate. :+)

  4. Mike August 23rd, 2016 at 10:12

    Yea, but this is her right after the show without her make-up…FOX says it’s true….!!!!!

  5. anothertoothpick August 23rd, 2016 at 11:27

    I FOUND IT!

    I found the era when trump believes America was great.

    In 1956 there was a TV show called Your Hit Parade.

    If you want to see happy white people singing, dancing, smoking Lucky Strikes and pouring martinis check this out.

    Note how happy they are.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvGRzmPGXZY

    • mistlesuede August 23rd, 2016 at 11:49

      I guess America was great before I was born! :)

      • anothertoothpick August 23rd, 2016 at 12:28

        Yeah mistlesuede you missed it.

        If you google “blacks on tv 1956” you get hits on “Black and white TV”

        If you didn’t know better you would think people of color did not exist when watching TV.

        Except of course for the occasional news cast when they where getting pressure hosed in Alabama. With vicious dogs barking at them.

        Pre 1965 civil rights laws.

        • mistlesuede August 23rd, 2016 at 12:49

          Exactly.

        • Red Mann August 23rd, 2016 at 15:34

          Amos and Andy were on TV 1951 – 1953.

        • Hirightnow August 23rd, 2016 at 16:46

          Beulah was on back then…Relatives tell me my great uncle pulled an Elvis on the television set because “one of them” had a show.

      • amersham1046 August 23rd, 2016 at 15:04

        Still is , you just need to know the secret password at get behind the green door https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vle44kNHxDg

    • Roctuna August 23rd, 2016 at 18:56

      The two best phrases in there are “it’s light up time” and “it’s toasted”!

  6. The Original Just Me August 23rd, 2016 at 11:27

    At Least Kimmel reached out and touched her. That is WAY More than the So Called Quack Ass Doctors that he Republicans have come up with. They just do a diagnosis based on Old Pictures. Maybe they should look at the Pictures of Trumps wife and figure out why she is So Dumb.

  7. jybarz August 23rd, 2016 at 11:32

    Tramp though has mental illness.
    He is a pathological liar, a psychopath, a numbskull and a thin skinned twitter-holic.

  8. amersham1046 August 23rd, 2016 at 15:00

    The is proof both Bill and Hillary are border jumpers from Canada , film at 11

  9. StoneyCurtisll August 23rd, 2016 at 16:48

    Oh no..
    Looks like she is having another seizure..
    http://www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Hillary-Clinton-on-Kimmel.jpg

  10. StoneyCurtisll August 23rd, 2016 at 18:23

    Now if only Kimmel can get Trump on to prove he isn’t a bigoted lair~!…
    Of course thats a hard interview, when dealing with a compulsive liar.

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