Kenyan usurper’s final act: Lesbian farm infiltration

Posted by | August 23, 2016 20:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics

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Jonathan Chait rolls up all (well some of) the conspiracy theories.

Barack Obama is nearing the finish line of a presidency filled with accomplishments ranging from death panels to FEMA camps to the importation of Sharia law. Year eight is a natural time for Obama to unveil the most deviously brilliant plot of them all: mass lesbian infiltration of the agriculture sector. The Department of Agriculture has cleverly designed this scheme as an innocuous outreach summit to LGBT Americans living in rural areas. But Rush Limbaugh has exposed the administration’s true intentions, which are nothing less than a full-scale assault on the last bastion of red-state America.

Here’s how it works. “Rural America happens to be largely conservative. Rural America is made up of self-reliant, rugged individualist types,” explains Limbaugh…

They are trying to bust up one of the last geographically conservative regions in the country; that’s rural America … So here comes the Obama Regime with a bunch of federal money and they’re waving it around, and all you gotta do to get it is be a lesbian and want to be a farmer and they’ll set you up … apparently enough money it make it happen, and the objective here is to attack rural states.

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21 responses to Kenyan usurper’s final act: Lesbian farm infiltration

  1. nola878 August 23rd, 2016 at 20:42

    Oh, sure, he FINALLY gets around forcing a homosexual agenda upon America, but where’s the gun grab we’ve been promised? Very disappointing.

    • amersham1046 August 23rd, 2016 at 21:07

      The gun grab will start in Texas under the cover of night ,he will be wearing heels and D cups

  2. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker August 23rd, 2016 at 21:11

    Obama hasn’t even started yet…..
    Wait till he introduces the gay cows!!!
    Don’t worry, Rush will be on it.

    • Suzanne McFly August 23rd, 2016 at 21:43

      Awww, those cows are adorable, no one could eat them. We will all be eating tofu and I have a lot of great recipes.

      • whatthe46 August 23rd, 2016 at 21:54

        tofu…

        • Suzanne McFly August 23rd, 2016 at 22:04

          You have eaten the good stuff honey. I know how to make good tofu.

          • Dwendt44 August 24th, 2016 at 00:00

            It’s still tofu.

            • Suzanne McFly August 24th, 2016 at 11:39

              Yup and yummy and never had a face :)

        • Tommie August 23rd, 2016 at 23:50

          I am with you on that, if I want to eat rubber, I’ll eat a tire!

          • Roctuna August 24th, 2016 at 07:39

            Or calamari

            • Tommie August 24th, 2016 at 10:22

              Oh yeah, I tried that before and that is rubber also!

    • Mike August 23rd, 2016 at 23:34

      Thanks a lot…
      Now I’ll never be able to drink milk again, I’ll always be wondering where their utters have been…

      • whatthe46 August 24th, 2016 at 03:35

        i just choked on water. LOLOLOL

  3. Suzanne McFly August 23rd, 2016 at 21:42

    “Rural America is made up of self-reliant, rugged individualist types”…..Hmmm, when I picture rush limpballs, this is the last thing I think of. I can only picture a weak little human in a diaper crying for mommy to get rid of the bad people, cause he’s scarrrred. Maybe that version of rural America is a group of rough, rugged men in rush’s fantasies?

  4. Mike August 23rd, 2016 at 23:39

    The gun grab was a total bust, we never got Sharia law, and the FEMA camps are empty…Obama has been a total failure that’s why I’m not voting for him this time around.

    • Tommie August 23rd, 2016 at 23:48

      Haha!

    • Bunya August 24th, 2016 at 10:08

      And where are the death panels the “perpetually intelligent” Sarah Palin told us were inevitable if Obama were elected? How about Sharia Law which I was waiting for? Yes. This president is a complete failure. Not one thing the GOP promised would happen under Obama rule, did.

  5. bpollen August 24th, 2016 at 03:18

    This tin-foil fools are just worried that now they’ll NEVER get laid.

  6. Roctuna August 24th, 2016 at 07:44

    And the secret handshake. Yeah I know, now it’s not secret any more but ….
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGaZGHsKcCM

    • Tommie August 24th, 2016 at 10:32

      My dad used to wake me up in the middle of the night to watch the 3 Stooges, still love them!

  7. Bunya August 24th, 2016 at 13:46

    Even dressed as a pinko, Obama looks great.

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