Trump’s bizarre speech: Police make ‘great deals’
Donald Trump praised the police by saying they “make great deals,” saying, we can never, ever forget the hundreds of thousands of great deals and great things that our police all over the country do.
…Trump took a minute to wander off into a digression about “Crooked Hillary” before returning to the subject of law enforcement, which he boldly promises “must remain with us,” and whom he promises to remember do “a fabulous job,” and also “a great job,” aside from the occasional killing, which we’re going to figure out somehow…
Like any Trump speech, you don’t come away with any idea what President Trump would do about any of it, but unlike the usual Trump speech, he lacks the vocabulary necessary to express satisfying outrage at police killings, which leaves him nothing to fill the holes. Lucky for him there’s still a Mexico wall to holler about.
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13 responses to Trump’s bizarre speech: Police make ‘great deals’
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labman57 July 13th, 2016 at 10:49
Trump’s teleprompter must have loaded the wrong speech.
This one was intended for a room filled with congressional Republicans and lobbyists.
William July 13th, 2016 at 12:36
Ya know Donnie? With a speech like that, your pick for VP is glaringly obvious.
anothertoothpick July 13th, 2016 at 12:59
I was hoping this was his stump speech about how much he hates mosquitos
That one will never be topped..
mistlesuede July 13th, 2016 at 13:37
LOL! Since I never, ever let myself watch him, I heard that mentioned on a progressive radio show I listen to and was like “WTH?”
anothertoothpick July 13th, 2016 at 13:44
I too try my best to avoid listening or seeing him.
But I have the news on TV and radio all day and he is impossible to eliminate.
mistlesuede July 13th, 2016 at 13:55
That’s your mistake!
Music, music, music!
anothertoothpick July 13th, 2016 at 15:03
HAHAHAHAHAHAH that’s the ticket!
mistlesuede July 13th, 2016 at 15:17
It’s the only way to survive. Especially the fall of an election year.
whatthe46 July 13th, 2016 at 13:47
what did he say? i missed this.
mistlesuede July 13th, 2016 at 13:59
I guess since he most likely reeks of some nasty kind of cologne, a mosquito must have been buzzing around him at an event and he went off the wall attacking it verbally and in a screechy way.
Quite frankly, I think he is on uppers like diet drugs. I’ve read about it. He is way too high strung to be anywhere near the oval office.
basedonfact July 13th, 2016 at 14:09
He thinks brute force and aggression are just “negotiation”
Gary Parillo July 13th, 2016 at 21:04
This super rich madmans oratory abilities actually make GW Bush look like a college linguistics professor.All those diet pills have him tongue tyed!
bpollen July 14th, 2016 at 02:17
But bribery is actually against the law, Donnie. Not just for you, but for them too. But we both know that some people think they are above the law…