Man marries smartphone in Vegas
It’s been his longest relationship.
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Aaron Chervenak, 34, from Los Angeles, married his cellphone at The Little Vegas Chapel in Nevada last month in an attempt to make a point about society’s growing devotion to and reliance on their smartphones.
‘If we’re gonna be honest with ourselves, we connect with our phones on so many emotional levels,’ Aaron said in a video documenting his peculiar wedding. ‘We look to it for solace, to calm us down, to put us to sleep, to ease our minds, and to me, that’s also what a relationship is about.’
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spacegod June 29th, 2016 at 16:32
At least it’s a heterosexual phone. Anything else would have him rebelling against God.
Hirightnow June 29th, 2016 at 17:59
“God made Adam and Siri, not Adam and Larry!”
Mike June 29th, 2016 at 16:45
So his plan to consummate the marriage is to jam the phone up his …..
whatthe46 June 29th, 2016 at 17:50
17 June 29th, 2016 at 17:03
Obviously it’s his first marriage. Those of us in the know would never make that mistake twice.
Red Mann June 29th, 2016 at 17:11
He has a point, a lot of people seem married to their damn phones.
Ron Theison June 29th, 2016 at 21:55
Hey why not? If men can marry men and women can marry women – anything goes, right?
Obewon June 30th, 2016 at 00:07
The phone isn’t an adult and can’t legally consent. But hey you keep Donnie close and let us know how it works out for you. Thanks in advance.
OldLefty June 30th, 2016 at 09:06
Because a phone is not a consenting adult.
But hey, they said the same thing about the Lovings in 1967.
whatthe46 June 30th, 2016 at 09:14
obewon told you a$$. LOLOLOL
Bunya June 29th, 2016 at 22:13
It should be a very interesting wedding night.