Obit says she died rather than have to vote for Clinton or Trump

Posted by | May 17, 2016 13:54 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics

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If there must be a cause of death, why not the upcoming election?

An obituary for a Virginia grandmother and former nurse claimed her death stemmed from the upcoming election.

“Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68,” the obituary, published Tuesday in the Richmond Times-Dispatch, said.

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8 responses to Obit says she died rather than have to vote for Clinton or Trump

  1. DownriverDem May 17th, 2016 at 14:15

    Good. No one benefits then.

  2. bpollen May 17th, 2016 at 16:36

    I probably would have gone with just not showing up to vote. Different strokes, I guess.

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  3. 17 May 17th, 2016 at 17:39

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  4. dewired4u May 17th, 2016 at 17:44

    Ya right then why didn’t she wright her own damn obit…… I’m good with this concept now if only the rest of em go for it…….

  5. Um Cara May 17th, 2016 at 22:57

    Lol, fairly clever obit. This will definitely be yet another election where many folks are voting against someone rather than for someone. I certainly will be doing so (though I personally am more in favor of Hillary than death, by a solid 3.7%).

    Holding hope that one term is enough for her & we get a lib on the ticket in 2020.

    • 17 May 18th, 2016 at 21:48

      ’20 will be too late. The damage is irreversible. There will be no election in ’24.

  6. CandideThirtythree May 19th, 2016 at 02:59

    Can’t really blame her much, the country is doomed either way and I guess if she was old and sick anyway she knew it was only going to get worse and did herself in before she had to suffer much more.

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