Cruz comparison to Lucifer offends satanists
Satanists don’t want the association with Ted Cruz as offered by John Boehner.
Click here for reuse options!Actual Satanists were not pleased at all. Lucian Greaves, a spokesman for and co-founder of the Satanic Temple, explained why to Slate:
Writing off a highly Christian character like Ted as “Lucifer incarnate” reaffirms the idea that Christianity can do no wrong. But Christians can’t just push Cruz off on Satanists. We don’t fucking want him…
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Larry Schmitt April 30th, 2016 at 16:18
I had to check the source of the story. It sounds like Onion.
Buford2k11 April 30th, 2016 at 17:22
come on folks…who would believe that Cuddly Teddy is Lucifer? sheesh, all of us worthy readers of books, knows that Rafael “The Nasty Preacher” Cruz Sr. is the “Evil One Who Shall Not Be Named”…who, during one of their “Revivals” umm…debauched and defiled Teddy’s innocent Mom, Rosemary…the coven, I mean Church, nurtured and raised the young and reviled Rafael in the ways of the coven, I mean Church…Young Rafael and family immigrated to the Land of the Free…and Gullible…and Soon the Grifting, I mean Church, has became sensational…Was Rafael Jr THE ONE?…Was HE the reason momma Cruz has to put up with the guy who smelled of sulfur and brimestone all the time? WAS HE THE ONE? tune in next week for the next installment of “Is He Lucifer Jr.?” or “Is He Rosemary’s Baby?”…
Larry Schmitt April 30th, 2016 at 17:24
Readers of books? That leaves the gop voters out.
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bpollen May 2nd, 2016 at 02:03
The GOP voters don’t read them, but GOP luminaries plagiarize them.
amersham46 April 30th, 2016 at 20:15
But Cruz just accepted an endorsement from the NAVI
Mensa Member April 30th, 2016 at 20:35
NAVI?
National Agency of Vehicle Inspection?
National Association of VajayJay Inspectors? (AKA, the GOP)
Nasal Accelerometric Vibrational Index?
amersham46 April 30th, 2016 at 20:39
National Association of Village Idiots
Mensa Member April 30th, 2016 at 20:27
They have a point.
I abhor Satan as much as the next guy but the comparison is unfair.
fahvel May 1st, 2016 at 04:06
what has Mr. Satan done to you to deserve hate – especially since you espouse some kind of xianity?
granpa.usthai April 30th, 2016 at 20:55
I wouldn’t try to f with Satan in a lawsuit, I mean, he’s got lawyers from every century as far back as written history in courts go – not to mention the current ones plying their trade for the donald.
Mensa Member May 1st, 2016 at 00:14
And he’s got the Koch Brothers bankrolling him.
Bunya April 30th, 2016 at 21:10
LOL! If Lucifer actually exists, I can understand why he’d be pissed. I’m sure he’d be happy having Ted Cruz on god’s side.
robert May 1st, 2016 at 15:04
nobody in the gop race knows what religion is & ted is no exception, its all selective bible quotes without telling people what bible they got it from.
bpollen May 2nd, 2016 at 02:01
May I just point out that the concept of Satan was lifted from Zoroastrianism and embraced by all the Abrahamic religions. Modern Zoroastrians have evolved to think that the good vs. evil struggle is an internal struggle, and not an external one. The Abrahamic religions have been much slower to that viewpoint.