NRA rewrites fairy tales where heroes have guns
I’m not sure Hans Christian Anderson wanted it this way.
Click here for reuse options!NRA Family has released a pair of gun-friendly tales for toddlers, adapting classic fairy tales so that the protagonists are packing some serious heat. In Hansel and Gretel (Have Guns), the title characters don’t go hungry in the woods because their parents taught them responsible and safe hunting practices, allowing Gretel to bring down a magnificent 10-point buck.
In Little Red Riding Hood (Has a Gun), the Big Bad Wolf leaves Little Red alone because she’s open-carrying a rifle. When he tries to eat Grandma, his luck is just as crummy.
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Mensa Member March 25th, 2016 at 13:30
The whole “owning a gun makes you safer” line is a fairy tale, so I suppose this is appropriate.
rg9rts March 25th, 2016 at 13:59
Little Miss Muffet blew away the effin spider with her custom AK 47
Suzanne McFly March 25th, 2016 at 16:14
Andrew Dice Clay? lol
whatthe46 March 25th, 2016 at 16:17
i loved watching him.
Suzanne McFly March 25th, 2016 at 16:55
Me too
whatthe46 March 25th, 2016 at 16:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mHidubHeHY
Suzanne McFly March 25th, 2016 at 17:02
There you go, that’s the man!!!! lol
Mike March 25th, 2016 at 14:57
That’s just wrong on so many levels…
Suzanne McFly March 25th, 2016 at 16:13
I do not support this, but the author held back. No one ever shoots the gun. This is a publicity stunt IMO.