Evangelicals announce Cruz ‘anointed’ by God to be president
A lot of Americans love god, but not all of them are in bed with the Christian Right’s kookiest voices like Ted Cruz. Right-wing evangelicals find Cruz simply irresistible. Among these religious maniacs are Cruz’s radical pastor father Rafael, the Family Leader’s Bob Vander Plaats, New Beginnings’ pastor Larry Huch, Mike Bickle, the pastor who runs…
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KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker February 7th, 2016 at 07:07
Ted Cruz must be good for business with these hucksters….
granpa.usthai February 7th, 2016 at 13:31
BINGO!
you bet your life…
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ9J4M5xN3k
say the ‘secret words’ and you’re in!
TiredOldGuy February 7th, 2016 at 08:00
Just imagine “The Theocracy of America”.
A crucifix on top of the White House, the crusaders flag proudly flying, businesses required to have mandatory daily bible studies, all businesses closed on Sunday, mandated church attendance, ten commandment edifices in front of every government building since civil law will be governed by the bible, prohibition, daily calls to prayer (doesn’t some other theocracy do this?), nativity scenes in front of every home the entire month of December, the Spanish Inquisition brought back for gays and nonbelievers, required physical discipline for children and wives.
I’m sure I missed some, but you get the idea.
Hope my Canadian friends don’t mind if I visit … forever.
Carla Akins February 7th, 2016 at 08:16
My government, regardless of party should never include the words; anoint, repent, sanctity, etc…
Larry Schmitt February 7th, 2016 at 08:29
Amen. (sorry)
Patty K. February 7th, 2016 at 09:00
a-fking-men=atheist amen.
Carla Akins February 7th, 2016 at 18:42
nice move.
Larry Schmitt February 7th, 2016 at 08:30
Surely god, if he/she gave a sh*t who becomes president, would have better taste than to pick this putz.
Mike February 7th, 2016 at 09:04
God wants a Canadian to be the next US president…??? If you say so…
Suzanne McFly February 7th, 2016 at 10:10
It is sick that faith can even be a marketing quality. I call it exploitation of Christians who favor his ‘flavor of the month policies’, that is a much better description IMO.
Budda February 7th, 2016 at 10:30
These clowns are nuts. They shouldn’t be allowed to walk around un- escorted
Larry Schmitt February 7th, 2016 at 18:52
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/doink-the-clown-typhoon.png?w=650
granpa.usthai February 7th, 2016 at 13:23
yep!
this time round, the god of the evangelicals has given personal approval and A OK to LIE, DECEIVE, FALSELY ACCUSE, STEAL – or whatever else it takes for his people to be in charge!
afterall, he and the Cuban Antichrist that ushered in the communist regime of Fidel Castro go back a long ways together.
robert February 7th, 2016 at 15:52
what does god have to to with serving the ( multi religion ) people ?
Does this mean everyone has to fall under ‘ Evangelist ‘
jybarz February 7th, 2016 at 23:03
Their god must be an asshole for wanting to punish the country with an asshole like Cruzifer and the republican lot.
cwazycajun February 10th, 2016 at 13:18
cruzifer….good one and very apt…
AlwaysSumthin February 7th, 2016 at 23:38
Cruz’s supporters like Bickle are calling for nothing short of genocide for any and all ho refuse to bow to their version of religion. If you aren’t comfortable with that idea, get out and vote.
fahvel February 8th, 2016 at 03:43
noone loves god ’cause there isn’t any god and all who wallow in that fantasy will be terribly disappointed on judgement day when it doesn’t come and they are a pool of bacterial poop.
Richard Banville February 8th, 2016 at 08:26
Anointed? So that’s why he’s so oily?
chrismoyler February 10th, 2016 at 07:47
I, for one, am extremely glad that Ted Cruz openly professes his Christian faith. Secularism is destroying America, and is wholly unable to withstand Islam.
Hirightnow February 10th, 2016 at 07:50
How, exactly, is it “destroying” America? And why couldn’t it withstand Islam?
Sea Stories February 10th, 2016 at 10:20
You know, if you stop trying to push your bullshit fantasy along with your ridiculous claims that one bullshit fantasy is better or worse than the other, I’ll stop calling your bullshit fantasy a bullshit fantasy and I won’t think you are a fucking idiot. Keep your fucking bullshit fantasy out of my life. That includes our government you fucking whack job.
lindsncal February 10th, 2016 at 13:02
Then explain to us why all the developed civilized secular and non-religious countries in the world rate higher than we do in quality of life, fewer poor, much less violence, fewer abortions, less racism, less teen pregnancy, much less homeless and hungry and on and on.
Republicans….take from the poor and give to the rich.
The fact that you can’t see through republicans’ and cruz’s claim of being christians yet acting in the opposite way, is what’s destroying this country.
cwazycajun February 10th, 2016 at 13:20
got news for ya Chrissy..if it wasn’t a secular nation some state sponsored religion that might not be YOUR religion wouldn’t let you type this very post or anyone else for that matter
Darren Rozumek February 10th, 2016 at 15:49
When did being a Christian go from being a loving, charitable person who tries to live his/her life the way Jesus did to being a hateful, (you heard me, HATE-ful.) exclusionary, bigoted dominionist that makes a complete mockery of the Holy Spirit? The only “god” I see here doing any “anointing” must be Pazuzu.
NightWatch ACP February 10th, 2016 at 13:10
Muslim Taliban – BAD!!! Evangelical CHRISTIAN Taliban – GOOD!!!
Got it………..
6660splendidday February 10th, 2016 at 22:15
The Far-Right tries to ignore the ones they lost. They lose most of their myths . . call them fairy tales, if you will.
Hockus- Pocus.
http://crooksandliars.com/2016/02/federal-judge-destroys-daleidens-claims
Last words from a Federal Judge.
A bunch of lying, thieving imbeciles, to make so much trouble for an
organization that has, for so many years, done so much good for women
and their health. I hope these two Liars and their slimy “supporters”
pay millions of dollars in damages. This plus all legal costs should
keep them out of the Public’s hair for some time.