Is this the same Jesus that told Bush to invade Iraq? Maybe he’s the same god who told Richard Mourdock that women who get pregnant through the heinous crime of rape is “something god intended”.
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The republican Jesus sure sounds like a real a$$hole.
This would be funny if it wasn’t for real. Watching Trump and Cruz fall all over themselves pandering to evangelicals is hysterical, but one of these clowns will be running for president.
Hey there Rafael , you think you can send some of that glory of god stuff down there to Brazil where somethings gone wrong with his i n t e l l i g e n t design ?
Here is something to think about. Ted (Screw Tape) Cruz (R) TX father (Raphael) arrived in the US in 1958, however Cruz Sr. did not become a US Citizen until 2005, after 47 Years! Why did Ted (Screw Tape) Cruz’s father (Raphael) wait 47 Years to become a US CITIZEN? What else is in Ted (Screw Tape) Cruz’s (R) and father (Raphael) have in their family background? The American voter has a right to know, or does “Ted” (Screw Tape) Cruz (R) TX really stand for The Evil Devil=TED!
hopefully the voting american public will come to the realization that people like this slime and his son are just plain dangerous – spouting all kinds of evil blanketed by a non existent god.
“Rafael Cruz: Ted’s running to ‘share the love of Jesus Christ’”.
“Share”? “SHARE”? Doesn’t old Rafael realize that “share” is supposedly a socialist buzzword, according to Mush Limpbrain? Of course, Jesus IS reputed to have shared barley loaves and fishes with thousands of people. Guess that would make Jesus the original socialist!
mea_mark February 1st, 2016 at 14:18
Cruz is failing then. He is spreading more hate than love. His actions are very anti-christian.
Aniela February 1st, 2016 at 15:15
Now we know why there are so many Atheists out there
rg9rts February 1st, 2016 at 14:55
So sayeth the antichrist
Aniela February 1st, 2016 at 15:07
Does he realize that he’s insulted many Christians? Of course, many use the word “Christian” to describe themselves, but act like anything other than–
fahvel February 2nd, 2016 at 09:21
every time this piece of detritus exhales he offends someone.
Bunya February 1st, 2016 at 15:12
Is this the same Jesus that told Bush to invade Iraq? Maybe he’s the same god who told Richard Mourdock that women who get pregnant through the heinous crime of rape is “something god intended”.
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The republican Jesus sure sounds like a real a$$hole.
TiredOldGuy February 1st, 2016 at 15:15
Keep your jesus out of my government and my life.
KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker February 1st, 2016 at 15:45
This is just another reason not to vote for him.
Our nation is not a theocracy and never was.
anothertoothpick February 1st, 2016 at 15:53
Jesus saved my life today.
Doo Dah….Doo dah
Gonna run all night….gonna run all day.
I bet my money on a Jesus freak…somebody bet on the ???? (help)
FatRat February 1st, 2016 at 16:09
bay-bee Jesus????
The Jonestown ladies sing this song
(WARNING N-word and strong language.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H2W1lK7P-I
anothertoothpick February 1st, 2016 at 16:55
Yeah! My post started out awesome… but ended up very lame.
Thanks for your help FatRat
FatRat February 1st, 2016 at 17:01
You’re welcome.
Donkey Hodie February 2nd, 2016 at 07:55
Opus Dei
Mike February 1st, 2016 at 16:49
This would be funny if it wasn’t for real. Watching Trump and Cruz fall all over themselves pandering to evangelicals is hysterical, but one of these clowns will be running for president.
anothertoothpick February 1st, 2016 at 16:59
It’s for “real” thanks to the billlions of right wing dollars spent to convince us how wonderfull right wing ideology is.
allison1050 February 1st, 2016 at 17:41
I’ve worked in 3 nursing homes that had lock down units…1 is a 45 minute drive from Tex-ass. ;o)
jybarz February 1st, 2016 at 18:10
These dad & son Cruz-ifers duo are religious fanatic charlatans.
Aren’t they so puke-worthy to watch, listen or read about?
CandideThirtythree February 1st, 2016 at 20:29
Hitler said the same thing and look how that turned out.
CCreadme February 1st, 2016 at 22:34
And they were worried about President Obama’s minister?
DogsRgoodpeople February 2nd, 2016 at 01:53
Hey there Rafael , you think you can send some of that glory of god stuff down there to Brazil where somethings gone wrong with his i n t e l l i g e n t design ?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/12/23/brazil-declares-emergency-after-2400-babies-are-born-with-brain-damage-possibly-due-to-mosquito-borne-virus/
rostee67 February 2nd, 2016 at 07:54
Here is something to think about. Ted (Screw Tape) Cruz (R) TX father (Raphael) arrived in the US in 1958, however Cruz Sr. did not become a US Citizen until 2005, after 47 Years! Why did Ted (Screw Tape) Cruz’s father (Raphael) wait 47 Years to become a US CITIZEN? What else is in Ted (Screw Tape) Cruz’s (R) and father (Raphael) have in their family background? The American voter has a right to know, or does “Ted” (Screw Tape) Cruz (R) TX really stand for The Evil Devil=TED!
William February 2nd, 2016 at 08:56
My Dad used to say “There is no fool like an old fool”.
Tim Coolio February 2nd, 2016 at 09:12
LOL, he thinks Jesus was denying and cutting things for the poor like the GOP does? and Jesus was pro-war?
fahvel February 2nd, 2016 at 09:18
hopefully the voting american public will come to the realization that people like this slime and his son are just plain dangerous – spouting all kinds of evil blanketed by a non existent god.
Snick1946 February 2nd, 2016 at 17:31
Crazy old bastard. From what I red he abandoned his family when Ted was little to go of and find God- or something.
libpatriot February 2nd, 2016 at 18:00
“Rafael Cruz: Ted’s running to ‘share the love of Jesus Christ’”.
“Share”? “SHARE”? Doesn’t old Rafael realize that “share” is supposedly a socialist buzzword, according to Mush Limpbrain? Of course, Jesus IS reputed to have shared barley loaves and fishes with thousands of people. Guess that would make Jesus the original socialist!