NRA perverts fairy tale to promote guns

Posted by | January 16, 2016 09:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics


The NRA Family rendition of Little Red Riding Hood is not to be missed. Loaded chock-full of exciting moments like when “Red was given her very own rifle and lessons on how to use it–just in case–to be sure that she would always be safe,” it’s a study in early indoctrination. After little Red gets her…

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By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.

28 responses to NRA perverts fairy tale to promote guns

  1. Larry Schmitt January 16th, 2016 at 09:35

    So where’s the rewrite of the Three Little Pigs, with the .38 special? The Big Bad Wolf just can’t catch a break.

    • rg9rts January 16th, 2016 at 09:37

      I wonder how they wake up sleeping beauty

      • Buford2k11 January 16th, 2016 at 09:47

        a bucket of cold water?

        • rg9rts January 16th, 2016 at 09:51

          I was thinking with the barrel of a 12 gauge

      • Gina Bousquet January 16th, 2016 at 12:19

        To the sound of gunshots…

  2. rg9rts January 16th, 2016 at 09:38

    Looney Tunes did it better

    • Larry Schmitt January 16th, 2016 at 09:44

      You mean this one. https://youtu.be/f2jC7s84KVY

      • rg9rts January 16th, 2016 at 09:45

        There you go

      • StoneyCurtisll January 16th, 2016 at 11:23

        People forget that theses ‘cartoons’ were made for adult audiences..

        • Larry Schmitt January 16th, 2016 at 11:33

          More than once, the creators of Loony Toons and Merrie Melodies said they were just trying to make each other laugh. It used to drive me crazy when any cartoon was automatically classified as kids’ programming. South Park is not kids’ TV.

      • Hirightnow January 16th, 2016 at 12:31

        “That’s an awfully big nose for you…TO HAVE!
        I loved this one as a kid.

  3. anothertoothpick January 16th, 2016 at 11:06

    So wonderful to see a story celebrating redneck culture! In-bred people like me need someone to tell our stories, show that we’re real people. Ah mean, heck, I had this cousin down Southern Virginia, born with two heads! One of them has learned to read so I will send her this tale for christmas. The other one will get a hat.

    • Larry Schmitt January 16th, 2016 at 11:16

      That’s funny.

    • Gina Bousquet January 16th, 2016 at 12:17

      Very good one! :)

      • anothertoothpick January 16th, 2016 at 12:42

        Hi Gina, good to see ya. I was worried about loosing you due to the alan.com catastrophe.

        Hahahah

        • Gina Bousquet January 17th, 2016 at 10:53

          We almost lost each other in the catastrophe indeed! :) I just love your comments when you post your laughing!

          • anothertoothpick January 17th, 2016 at 11:18

            Well Gina, I think when it comes down to observing the repubs….we are all laughing.

            Hahahahaha

            • Gina Bousquet January 17th, 2016 at 12:42

              That’s right! :) It’s just that you seem to use it with such good timing.

  4. anothertoothpick January 16th, 2016 at 11:14

    Too bad the fairy tale does not deal with the strategic placement of weapons throughout the trailer just in case Uncle Cletus ever gets paroled and tries to “have his way” with the four year old.

    • Larry Schmitt January 16th, 2016 at 11:15

      Not just in case, but when. We are talking about Cletus, after all.

  5. StoneyCurtisll January 16th, 2016 at 11:27

    I like the Radiohead version…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlHOxdgoFGw

  6. Gina Bousquet January 16th, 2016 at 11:54

    Wolves have been almost extinct, their numbers now depend on some remote areas of Eastern Europe.

    • Larry Schmitt January 16th, 2016 at 12:08

      We need to kill them all! They kill the cute little Bambis. They’re vicious killers.

      • Gina Bousquet January 16th, 2016 at 12:12

        More power to the rifles…NOT! :)

  7. tracey marie January 16th, 2016 at 14:31

    Sick fcks.

  8. Mike January 16th, 2016 at 14:41

    And yet, these same people would ban teaching evolution ….

    • Hirightnow January 16th, 2016 at 16:43

      “And yet, these same people would ban teaching.”
      fify

  9. Hirightnow January 16th, 2016 at 16:34

    From “Grim Fairy Tales”,© 2015, Hirightnow Publishing:
    Once upon a time, there was a young girl named “Little Red”, who went riding from the hood to visit her poor, sickly grandmother.
    On the way to Grandma’s house, she passed to close to the home of a militia-member birther patriot, who got scared of Red’s skin color (for, as everyone knows, those people are always up to no good), and promptly exercised his patriotic freedoms by shooting her 8 times in the back.
    The people of the town, who were for the most part a peaceful type, exclaimed “This comes as a total surprise!”, and sent for the Sheriff. When the Sheriff came, the birther patriot claimed “self-defense”.
    Now the sheriff, who was nobody’s fool, knew that if he arrested the militia member there would be all manner of protests and death threats, and possibly he would make his supervisor (who was a member in good standing with the local chapter of the “Order of the Pointed Cowl”) very cross. So, he did what any clever sheriff would do in such a situation, and planted a gun on the corpse of Little Red, and told the local town crier that this was another result of bad parenting. This made all of the “good” townspeople feel safe, and only angered a few of the residents of the hood, who (because of a decree from the duke, an elected official) couldn’t vote anyway without showing paperwork that they were too poor to afford.
    And so, everybody who really mattered lived happily ever after, until the next time, when they all said “This comes as a total surprise!”
    The End.

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