Oregon militia looking for exit strategy; will announce Friday

Posted by | January 14, 2016 11:55 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics


The domestic terrorists in Oregon want a way out of the mess they started.

[They are] ready to start “a dialogue.” They plan to travel from their refuge into the nearby town of Burns on Friday at 7 in the evening to announce their plans to vacate the property.

This announcement comes eight days after Harney County Sheriff David Ward told the occupants to “go home.”

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60 responses to Oregon militia looking for exit strategy; will announce Friday

  1. guygo January 14th, 2016 at 12:36

    I guess “The Lord” is tired of them not having snacks.

  2. eyelashviper January 14th, 2016 at 12:37

    Seriously, I think it was the bags of dicks that did it, and the lack of real Murikin snacks.
    If we bombard Trump headquarters with bags of dicks, would it work….???

    • Hirightnow January 14th, 2016 at 12:58

      Only one sure way to find out…

    • Stan Ubeki January 15th, 2016 at 11:02

      Ammon’s new dildo holster.

    • Stan Ubeki January 15th, 2016 at 11:06

      There was a funny story about those, and I think it’s true. Some guy bought the inventory of a bankrupt adult store chain. He soon discovered there was absolutely no market for a pre-owned dildo, so he “donated” them to the needy boys in Oregon.

  3. Boltorama January 14th, 2016 at 12:41

    Thank God this old format is back! Typical right-wing armchair warriors. Always chicken out.

    • The Original Just Me January 14th, 2016 at 22:36

      Alan is BACK ! Yahoo !!!

  4. mistlesuede January 14th, 2016 at 13:47

    Apparently the DHS, FBI and others handled this properly so far. Left them sitting out there in the cold without their French Vanilla creamer and let them stew in the stupidity of what they did. They will leave with their tails between their legs and hopefully will face charges for the use of the property and utilities.

    • Jack E Raynbeau January 14th, 2016 at 21:41

      Freedom. Freedom Vanilla creamer.

    • The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 06:36

      Oh, they will walk out with their heads held high just like they won something. Charges following “WE” hope. But Court action and publicity is what they are after so maybe they did win.

      • mistlesuede January 15th, 2016 at 14:57

        I really don’t think so this time. The publicity and some polling has not been good for them. Even people who said they mostly agreed with them (who are these people) disagreed with them on taking over the wildlife sanctuary. The fact that they recorded a video showing that they are receiving dildos and lube and other funny things, instead of their list of supplies, kind of tells me that the public has had enough. The supposed reason for this stupid takeover was to protest those two men having to go to jail. Even they did not want this takeover, discouraged it and went to jail peacefully.
        Other than comedy shows, have you seen much coverage of it? I haven’t. Well, unless it’s on the fake news network. Then I wouldn’t know. :)

        • The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 21:09

          The two Hammonds are in prison for setting fire to public lands while trying to destroy evidence of deer poaching on public lands. They have had many problems with the government over land issues but that is not what they are in prison for. The Bundy brothers just barged in and tried to take over something they really knew nothing about. Now, as for the Sex toys, how did these Religious and upstanding members of their church know what the items were to be used for ? Did their God give them a Sex Toy instruction manual along with the orders to do this ?

          • mistlesuede January 16th, 2016 at 11:27

            Yep. I knew the background of the story. Still laughing over your last two questions. Good point. :):)

  5. Suzanne McFly January 14th, 2016 at 15:11

    Wow, I almost forgot about these loons.

    • The Original Just Me January 14th, 2016 at 22:35

      They are just like an empty toilet paper roll. It does do any good to ignore it.

      • Suzanne McFly January 15th, 2016 at 08:20

        I know, but out of site, out of mind.

        • The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 22:09

          Ammond Bundy definitely wants to be IN site of the cameras but he is also definitely OUT of his mind.

          • Suzanne McFly January 16th, 2016 at 10:41

            I don’t see anything on the news about these guys anymore. I only hear/read about them when I come here.

            • The Original Just Me January 16th, 2016 at 13:07

              With No guns ablazing, they are kind of yesterdays news.

              • Suzanne McFly January 16th, 2016 at 20:23

                But imagine if the local news carried the story about dildos, people who never watched the news would watch it when that show comes on lol.

                • The Original Just Me January 16th, 2016 at 20:40

                  It is so funny how people get all upset over everyday common objects. It is like they have never heard of them before and yet a Lot of people own one. Oh, that’s for my sore back and leg muscles.I wish I would have though of sending them something along that line. LOL :+)

  6. Mike January 14th, 2016 at 19:31

    So let me get this straight…a bunch of guys with guns took over a federal building, threatened violence, and demanded snacks…and now they just get to go home…No arrests, no fine, keep yer guns, okey dokey…

    Holy fuk that’s white privilege

    • whatthe46 January 14th, 2016 at 19:40

      such bullshit right? i don’t get it.

      • The Original Just Me January 14th, 2016 at 22:33

        Neither do I. Oh that’s not what you’re talking about .

        • whatthe46 January 14th, 2016 at 22:41

          lololol

          • The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 06:34

            Smiley Face, :+) I’m glad Alan is back the way it was. it was Boring. I’ll probably be hanging out here more now. See Ya.

    • Jack E Raynbeau January 14th, 2016 at 21:41

      I hope that’s not going to happen.

      • Mike January 15th, 2016 at 01:32

        Sadly, I think it already has.

    • The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 21:00

      Federal Arrest Warrants can be served later after the cameras go home. Sedition, Breaking and entering, destroying public property, theft of public property, accessing Federal computers and files, disobeying law officers. .And the list goes on.

      • Mike January 15th, 2016 at 21:44

        Why do I just know none of that will ever happen.
        Cliven got away with everything.

        • The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 22:00

          There is a difference between the Cliven and the Ammon situation. In the Cliven, he was on his home property and a whole bunch of outside Militia Gun Nuts were ready for a fire fight. In the Ammon stand off, they rare armed yes, but they are not on the home turf and there is only their own small group with only a few outside gun nuts there. They do NOT want a fire fight although they are into LOOKING Tuff. In Cliven’s case the Government backed away from an all out war while in Ammon’s situation all they have to do is wait for Ammon to at least come to Part of his senses.

  7. The Original Just Me January 14th, 2016 at 22:32

    Running out of clean underwear can be a Bitch. I wanna go home. I wanna go home. Lord how I wanna go home.

    • bpollen January 15th, 2016 at 04:15

      Are we quoting the Beach Boys?

      I feel so broke up
      I wanna go home

      • The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 06:31

        Bobby Bare, Detroit City 1963. I did change for these Religious folks. it should be Oh How I wanna go home. You are thinking of Slop John B . or the Weavers Wreck of the John B . Good songs, both of them.

        • bpollen January 16th, 2016 at 02:51

          After I posted, I noticed some familiarity apart from Sloop John B. which is what I was originally thinking of… I kinda have a weakness for the sea shanties…

          • The Original Just Me January 16th, 2016 at 03:29

            As long as there is a place by the Sea Shanti, to plug the computer in, let the Rum and Coke flow.

            • bpollen January 16th, 2016 at 03:36

              You take the rum, and I will take the Coke (the kind that things go better with…)

              • The Original Just Me January 16th, 2016 at 03:46

                If there is an ice cube machine CLOSE by. I’ll take the 12 year old Scotch.

                • bpollen January 16th, 2016 at 03:51

                  Sure, but don’t breathe in my direction… even when I would swill tequila all night, I couldn’t stomach even the smell of scotch. I don’t know it for a fact, but I think it is probably the peat.

                  • The Original Just Me January 16th, 2016 at 13:05

                    Yup, the Peat burning to malt the barley and the distilling are one only differences between Scotch and Beer, Beer is fermented and Scotch is distilled . Otherwise, they are the same basic recipe.

                    • bpollen January 16th, 2016 at 17:03

                      That’s why I think it’s the peat… didn’t have any real problem with beer. Well , sometimes affording it could be iffy, but otherwise… I was always more of a bourbon fan.

                      But all those days are decades in the past. I’ve been sober now longer than I was alive before I quit. Quit drinking and quit cigarettes. I guess I AM a quitter…

                    • The Original Just Me January 17th, 2016 at 11:17

                      I have no problem with Sobriety. I congratulate the folks who have gone Sober. Alcohol can be a problem. Our son was a working alcoholic for 25 years. At 40 he was at the bottom. He told a Judge that he was 40 and had wasted the first half of his life and he was NOT going to waste the rest of it. That was six years and Stone Sober ago. He calls it his rebirth. We are VERY Happy with him. I do drink A Beer or A Scotch Rocks in the evening usually. It is the only thing I have ever found that makes the pain in my body go away. Normal pain killers do Nothing for me and the heavy stuff is Not going to be in my life. I never have figured tobacco out. It just never interested me and it is the same with the so call recreational drugs. I do have respect for you Sir.

  8. Darksnark January 15th, 2016 at 06:06

    Uh, oh, the Bundy Brats aren’t getting the love they think good gun-wielding Christian “patriots” deserve, so they’re going to pack-up their AR-15’s and new collections of rubber dicks and head on back to their bunkers and trailer-parks.

    Not so fast, traitors, there’s still the matter of the Seditious Conspiracy you folks committed: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2384

    And a conviction on those charges can mean a 20-year vacation in a place like this: http://solitarywatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/adx-florence-7.jpg

  9. dave.lefevre January 15th, 2016 at 09:16

    The Government shouldn’t talk to them. I think letting them walk out of the refuge on their own is as good as it should get. Too good.

  10. Texdakota January 15th, 2016 at 09:51

    Here is an exit strategy: Leave.

    • The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 20:54

      Leave and wait at home for Federal Marshals with arrest warrants.

  11. Stan Ubeki January 15th, 2016 at 10:55

    Exit strategy: With your left foot, push the left pedal to the floor. With your right foot, lightly press the right pedal while slowly lifting the left pedal. Once the left pedal is fully raised, press the right pedal to the floor. Keep your head as low as possible for the rest of your life.

    • The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 20:53

      Keep your head low for the rest of your life, IMPOSSIBLE. Spot lights and cameras are a Bundy family Addiction. Lot of Brains is a Bundy family affliction.

  12. The Original Just Me January 15th, 2016 at 21:11

    Ammond Bundy’s word for today; ” OOPS “.

  13. Mensa Member January 15th, 2016 at 21:15

    “[They are] ready to start “a dialogue.”

    If that “dialogue” doesn’t include giving them their Miranda Rights, I’m going to be very angry.

    • The Original Just Me January 16th, 2016 at 13:01

      It would be best to let them go home and THEN bring the warrants when the News Media and support Nuts aren’t around. They’re not going anywhere in the mean time.

  14. tmare1 January 16th, 2016 at 01:47

    They are all going to jail. They are just enjoying the snacks for a few more minutes.

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