Man Gets To Use Bionic Penis For First Time

Posted by | January 3, 2016 19:57 | Filed under: Planet Pot Luck


The man who lost use of his organ at age 6 will meet sex worker Charlotte rose in London to have sex for the first time.

Mo, who lost his penis when he was six in a car accident, said: “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”

Mo first had surgery to fit the eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, but it has only been fully functional for a few months.

It has two tubes running along its length which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle.

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17 responses to Man Gets To Use Bionic Penis For First Time

  1. Suzanne McFly January 3rd, 2016 at 20:20

    Oh crap, I feel the urge to make a few comments but I am going to just let it be and walk away.

    • allison1050 January 4th, 2016 at 06:24

      What can one say without being too sarcastic? :o))

      • Um Cara January 4th, 2016 at 12:04

        That’s easy: “How wonderful for this man who has had to live with a horrible disfigurement since he was six years old! Yea science! Best of luck, Mo!”

        In fact, I can’t really think of much sarcastic to say, seems like a very nice, uplifting story to me.

        • allison1050 January 4th, 2016 at 13:41

          Great! I’m glad you thought of something.

      • Suzanne McFly January 4th, 2016 at 19:32

        Why are they giving him 8 to start out with, wouldn’t a common 6 be a good thing to start with?

        • allison1050 January 4th, 2016 at 19:33

          LoL!! Maybe to make up for the lost years?? You have to admit that he’s got a lot of catching up to do.

  2. aNYYANKEEinQueenHaleysLand! January 3rd, 2016 at 20:27

    go get her Robocock!

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  3. FatRat January 3rd, 2016 at 20:34

    I can hear the Six Million Dollar Man music and so can you.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OyIBuF73PQ
    We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

  4. bpollen January 3rd, 2016 at 22:02

    Go Go Gadget Pecker!

  5. DogsRgoodpeople January 4th, 2016 at 02:04

    oh, that’s what the button is for

    STELLA !!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1A0p0F_iH8

  6. Hirightnow January 4th, 2016 at 12:47

    I wish mister Abad the best of luck with his automated shween, and remind him to wrap that robotic rascal.

  7. spacegod January 4th, 2016 at 17:34

    And so now he has 8 inches.
    Is it really just restoration?
    Or Make A Wish fulfillment?

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