Texas Official May Slap You If You Wish Him ‘Happy Holidays’
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller is warning you what could happen if you tell him “Happy holidays.”
Miller wrote on Facebook on Dec. 16: “If one more person says Happy Holidays to me I just might slap them. Either tell me Merry Christmas or just don’t say anything.”
The posting included a picture of a cowboy underneath sign that reads: “We will never take the Christ out of Christmas.”
However, there is no mention of the fact that “Christmas” never appears in the Bible, nor does any holiday celebrate Jesus’ birth in the Good Book.
Undeterred by facts and numerous negative commenters, Miller wrote on Dec. 17: “Good morning my friends. I hope your day is off to a great start. We are just a few days away from welcoming the birth of our savior. As we prepare for Christmas and the joy that accompanies it, I pray that you will thank God for the blessings that come with living in ‘one nation under God.’ Merry Christmas and may God bless you, your family, our great state, and the United States of America.”
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rg9rts December 17th, 2015 at 14:34
Slap me and I promise you you’ll get a hell of lot more than a slap from me
maggie December 17th, 2015 at 14:52
thats right…he’s get a lawsuit slapped on him from me….
whatthe46 December 17th, 2015 at 14:54
and blue balls to boot. or raisins.
Larry Schmitt December 17th, 2015 at 14:57
He’d pull back a bloody stump from me, cuz I’d bite his hand off, even at the risk of botulism.
whatthe46 December 17th, 2015 at 15:21
laughing. good thing no one is here. LOLOLOL
FatRat December 17th, 2015 at 15:43
Matthew 5:39 says to turn the other cheek. That means you can’t bite but are to throw a devestating right and turn the other cheek (their cheek that is). lol
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fu0Htt0OenA/hqdefault.jpg
anothertoothpick December 17th, 2015 at 14:36
Happy holidays Sid
aNYYANKEEinQueenHaleysCourt December 17th, 2015 at 14:46
slap a d-ck ….Sid!
whatthe46 December 17th, 2015 at 15:53
please let me run into this dick. i’m broke. being this is America, land of sue everyone for anything. i would say it just for the chance. asswipe.
Boltorama December 17th, 2015 at 15:05
That’s all fat Texans can do. Slap and whine.
KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker December 17th, 2015 at 16:24
And spank the monkey.
tracey marie December 17th, 2015 at 15:15
Always violent and ignorant. This awipe jusr raised all fees then gave over 400,000 in bonuses to his select few, several who he hired illegally and created positions for them with salaries of $125,000-$180,000
Roctuna December 17th, 2015 at 18:22
Here’s the details of his bonus scam including 9 jobs filled by cronies w/o public posting (as required by law) and 4 ass’t. commissioner positions created new, all filled at $180k/yr. True christian, teabagging, “fiscal conservative”, gun-loving, hater of brown people, lying SOB that he is
http://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/politics/texas/article/Ag-commissioner-doled-out-410k-in-bonuses-in-6703743.php
tracey marie December 17th, 2015 at 18:23
I live in Texas and is was on the front page this morning
Larry Schmitt December 17th, 2015 at 15:18
So this is the persecution of Christians and the War on Christmas all rolled into one.
Chris December 17th, 2015 at 15:19
Roger Ailes smiles every time another numbnuts swallows his “War on Christmas” phoniness hook, line and sinker.
whatthe46 December 17th, 2015 at 15:20
i would say to his face just because he doesn’t like it and hope he would lay a hand on me. i’ll meet his sorry ass at the nearest courthouse on 2 counts. one for assault and the other for a payout.
Boltorama December 17th, 2015 at 15:53
I won’t let him lay a finger on you. He’ll be in a wheelchair.
whatthe46 December 17th, 2015 at 19:50
awe. blushing.
Budda December 17th, 2015 at 15:31
Wonder if he’d slap a 6’8″ weight lifter?
allison1050 December 18th, 2015 at 15:14
Sure, after he climbed up a 5′ ladder. ;o)
granpa.usthai December 17th, 2015 at 16:20
from one who fully qualifies to be a
PROPHET
OF
GOD
I would like to spread good will and great joy to all peoples
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
if that is offensive to anyone
FU2 VERY MUCH ALSO.
amersham46 December 17th, 2015 at 17:48
I can see his Facebook account full of Happy Holidays greetings
Roctuna December 17th, 2015 at 18:16
The linked article doesn’t show you what the Tx Dem party response was. Can you guess?
http://www.chron.com/news/politics/article/Texas-Ag-Commish-Sid-Miller-threatens-a-slap-to-6702932.php
MBJR December 17th, 2015 at 18:21
That’s a great response! But his hat is to big for him to understand it.
TiredOldGuy December 17th, 2015 at 18:42
Happy Winter Solstice Sid!
Suzanne McFly December 17th, 2015 at 18:45
Ugh, I am so damn tempted to go to Texas now. I can’t believe I said that but I promise, if he slaps me I am going to need bail.
Carla Akins December 17th, 2015 at 18:58
Saddle up, I’m sure we can make it work. :-)
tracey marie December 17th, 2015 at 19:08
I just called and said happy holidays to him and told him I hope santa brings him a stair stepper for xmas.
Laura911 December 17th, 2015 at 19:40
Right, the Lost Beatitude states “Slapped shall be the well-wishers.”
StoneyCurtisll December 17th, 2015 at 19:40
I have seen a video clip of a cop/sheriff shooting a man in a movie theater for tossing pop-corn in his face….
“an armed society makes a safe/polite society”?…
StoneyCurtisll December 17th, 2015 at 19:42
More people have died on the War on Planned Parenthood than the war on Christmas…
StoneyCurtisll December 17th, 2015 at 19:55
This is Texas..
If Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller slaps me in the face, (for saying “happy holidays”) I have the right to self defense..
I feel my life is threatened cause I’m sure he is packin a concealed weapon..
He better hope he is faster on the draw than I am…(it’s Texas)..
allison1050 December 17th, 2015 at 20:06
Betcha anything that I tower over him with him wearing his high heeled cowgurl boots and hat by the way, I’m 5’3″ and left a love note on his FB page telling him HAPPY HOLY DAYS since he doesn’t seem to know where the Holiday part came from.