Trump Whines: I Can’t Wash My Hair Properly Because Of Water Regs
The Donald has to suffer because water regulations are, according to him, getting in the way of proper hair washings.
Asked about the Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) “Waters of the United States” rule at a campaign event in Aiken, S.C., on Saturday, Trump said it significantly impairs his ability to rinse, lather and repeat.
“I’ll give you one regulation,” Trump said. “So I build, and I build a lot of stuff. And I go into areas where they have tremendous water. … And you have sinks where the water doesn’t come out.
“You have showers where I can’t wash my hair properly,” he added. “It’s a disaster.
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StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2015 at 20:02
What hair?
amersham46 December 13th, 2015 at 20:02
Shows his priorities
labman57 December 13th, 2015 at 20:25
Sorry Donald. You can’t blame the intolerable stench emanating from your person on the live ferret that has made a home upon your head.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 20:36
Wow could you imagine this baby dealing with Russia or China?
Suzanne McFly December 13th, 2015 at 20:40
I would be afraid to be around him when he breaks a nail let alone a real serious situation. The people around him must have the gift of patience, I think I would constantly want to bitch slap the hell out of him.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 20:41
Thankfully his chances of having the nuclear codes are slim.
The Original Just Me December 13th, 2015 at 20:51
Can I Watch, Can I Watch, Can I Watch ?
The Original Just Me December 13th, 2015 at 20:54
I think Trump is jealous of Kim Jong-un’s hair.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 21:19
I would love to see those two in a cage match. Battle of the two biggest egomaniacs in the entire world.
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2015 at 21:19
Neither one would actually fight, they would have their henchmen take care of it.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 21:23
Remember when Donald said that if he was in San Bernardino he would have gone down shooting? I seriously doubt that he’s actually been in a real fist fight let alone win one.
The Original Just Me December 13th, 2015 at 22:30
Hummmm, Donny is what 6′ 2″ and Kin Jong is Barely ? That would be a sight.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 22:33
Kim just has to go for his legs. If Kim wins Trump has to stay in North Korea. He’ll have two friends Dennis Rodman and Trump.
The Original Just Me December 13th, 2015 at 22:38
Kim’s secret move, a head Butt to Trumps Nether Region.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 22:41
1 2 3 4 5 Match over! Fatso wins! Trump has to be his friend forever.
The Original Just Me December 13th, 2015 at 22:43
They could be good friends. They do think alike.
fahvel December 14th, 2015 at 12:29
2 evil egomaniacs – some egonuts are cool.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 21:42
Perhaps someone should remind him that Nixon founded the EPA.
The Original Just Me December 13th, 2015 at 20:50
Awe Shucks, Now He’s even making jokes about his hair. He’s going to take all of the fun out of it.
Tommie December 13th, 2015 at 20:52
Just take it to a pet grooming place!
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2015 at 21:17
They don’t do mongrels.
Tommie December 13th, 2015 at 22:58
Haha!
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2015 at 21:16
Can’t he just send it to the dry cleaner? He’s always wearing that stupid had anyway, no one will notice.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 21:32
I have a better idea:
cogitoergodavesum December 13th, 2015 at 21:18
“Disaster?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
burqa December 13th, 2015 at 21:43
Trump: “And you have sinks where the water doesn’t come out.”
WATER IS NOT SUPPOSED TO COME OUT OF THE SINK, DUMBASS!
burqa December 13th, 2015 at 21:48
Hey Donald, I can fix that for ya, real quick-like.
Just walk over here and stand under this balcony I’m on.
That’s it, get right under where I’m standing.
A little closer…….right there! Don’t move! And don’t look up!
[burqa reaches down and there is the sound of a zipper going down]
Hold it right there, Donald!
I got just the thing for that hair, just hold still now and I’ll pour some magic hair tonic on your head…..
jybarz December 13th, 2015 at 22:09
Shave your head. Problem solved. Your pet/s under your hair can migrate to hell and wait for you there.
Warman1138 December 13th, 2015 at 22:16
WTH! Trump can’t master a shower much less a faucet? So he can bitch about the EPA, spare me.
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2015 at 23:17
Right on Warman…
You know good music~!
responding to another link..
burqa December 13th, 2015 at 23:46
He thinks water comes out of the sink.
I am not making that up.
No, really, it’s right there in the OP….
robert December 13th, 2015 at 22:22
i would be more concerned if trump had problems finding a barber
William December 13th, 2015 at 23:39
Or a decent groomer.
Obewon December 13th, 2015 at 22:22
Donnie’16~ laments Bush Sr’s electioneered Clean Water Act!
Update 2015; DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE
Department of the Army, Corps of
Engineers requirements: Instead, it is a definitional
rule that clarifies the scope of ‘‘waters
of the United States’’ consistent with the
Clean Water Act (CWA), Supreme Court
precedent, and science. Programs
established by the CWA, such as the
section 402 National Pollutant
Discharge Elimination System (NPDES)
permit program, the section 404 permit
program for discharge of dredged or fill
material, and the section 311 oil spill
prevention and response programs, all
rely on the definition of ‘‘waters of the
United States.’’ Entities currently are,
and will continue to be, regulated under
these programs that protect ‘‘waters of
the United States’’ from pollution and
destruction. http://www.epa.gov/cleanwaterrule/final-clean-water-rule
Red Eye Robot December 13th, 2015 at 22:56
Hear hear! Or Hair hair!
whatthe46 December 13th, 2015 at 23:00
wow. you are seriously desperate and pathetic.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 23:06
Don’t feed him.
whatthe46 December 14th, 2015 at 13:25
dogs gotta eat too. LOL
bpollen December 13th, 2015 at 23:27
That’s pathetic. What the hell happened to you? You’ve devolved to hair jokes. The decline of a conservative shill, reduced to yelling “Get off my lawn, Baldy!”
fahvel December 14th, 2015 at 12:27
reb cannot devolve – he started out down there.
William December 13th, 2015 at 22:56
“So I build, and I build a lot of stuff. And I go into areas where they have tremendous water. … And you have sinks where the water doesn’t come out”.
Boltorama December 13th, 2015 at 23:07
I can tell you what happened: Nixon.
eyelashviper December 14th, 2015 at 09:57
And ALEC, Lee Atwater, Reagan, and Rupert Murdoch..
granpa.usthai December 14th, 2015 at 01:44
someone in LL pointed out here while back the de-evolution of republiKons. Sarah Louise, Donald John and Rafael Edward (foreign sounding name?) give a great deal of credibility to that view.
granpa.usthai December 14th, 2015 at 01:38
this is so simple, even the donald should be able to figure it out:
hop a ride with a commercial fishing boat out of Gloucester, get about 200 miles+ , lather up then jump overboard. By the time you swim back, your rat haired toupee will look like a million!
Buford2k11 December 14th, 2015 at 08:22
ok then…Privatizing our water supplies for exclusive corporate use is now on his list of things to pervert…Those of us in the “headwater” states are very concerned about our clean water..I hope his hair falls out…
ExPFCWintergreen December 14th, 2015 at 09:47
God almighty, this verbal tick of his with the constant repeating phrases and non sequiturs — “I build a lot of things” — has already driven me near the edge of the cliff. Can you imagine having to listen to this ignorant fuck for 4 years?