Mafia Offers To Protect New York From ISIS

Posted by | November 22, 2015 19:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories War & Peace


ISIS should know now not to mess with New York.

Giovanni Gambino, the son of a key figure in the Gambino mob organization, says the mafia is in a much better position than security bodies, such as the FBI or Homeland Security, to give New Yorkers the protection they need.

“They often act too late, or fail to see a complete picture of what’s happening due to a lack of ‘human intelligence,’” he said in an interview with NBC News, as cited by Reuters, adding that the mafia’s knowledge of individual movements and interaction with locals gives it the upper hand, even compared to the latest surveillance technologies.

Gambino, who is trying to carve out a career as a Hollywood screenwriter, says that, following the horrendous terror attacks in Paris on November 13, protection is more important than ever.

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23 responses to Mafia Offers To Protect New York From ISIS

  1. Larry Schmitt November 22nd, 2015 at 19:34

    This is from the Onion, right? Worse, it’s from Russia Today. Seriously? I guess Weekly World News wasn’t available?

  2. granpa.usthai November 22nd, 2015 at 19:54

    I honor their generous offer, and have no doubts as to their capabilities over government officials who, as we found out under GW’s administration are apt to become too politically corrupted to do their TAX FUNDED JOBS.
    Only problem. If the people go with this deal they will be giving up their ‘civilian’ status, which means if you don’t go along with this or future developing programs –
    you get whacked!

    you tell me.

  3. FatRat November 22nd, 2015 at 20:11

    The Mafia has ways to make you talk. lol

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  4. Gina Bousquet November 22nd, 2015 at 20:15

    I never thought I would see this day…

  5. Foundryman November 22nd, 2015 at 20:29

    Hmmm…paying the mob protection money may be cheaper than the multi billion dollar defense budget….

  6. Tommie November 22nd, 2015 at 20:34

    Well, for those who thought the Mob were not around anymore, here is your proof!

  7. Suzanne McFly November 22nd, 2015 at 21:26

    Yeah, pretty sure most New Yorkers will take a pass. I will be there next week and I think I would rather put my safety in the hands of the legal professionals. If I need some concrete shoes though Giovanni, you will be the first to know.

    • bpollen November 22nd, 2015 at 22:01

      An offer they CAN refuse…

    • maggie November 23rd, 2015 at 00:44

      ;O laughing about the concrete shoes…;)

  8. robert November 22nd, 2015 at 22:49

    the only people who will benefit are the lawyers and prosecutors

    and i almost forgot… Donald trump

  9. dewired4u November 22nd, 2015 at 23:25

    We pay the mob to protect us what guaranty do we have that if the bad guys give them more money the wouldn’t take the money.

    • fahvel November 23rd, 2015 at 03:19

      they keep their woid.

    • rg9rts November 23rd, 2015 at 06:17

      They are honest as opposed to the LEOS

  10. maggie November 23rd, 2015 at 00:42

    crazy

  11. CHOCOL8MILK November 23rd, 2015 at 05:07

    http://img.444.hu/keresztapa-animated.gif

  12. rg9rts November 23rd, 2015 at 06:17

    He has a point….they have the pulse of the city

  13. Snick1946 November 23rd, 2015 at 11:44

    Anyone else remember the scene in the first Godfather movie where Clemenza was explaining to Mike that if the Mob had been running this WWII would never have happened? That’s because the mob would have known what to do with a guy like Hitler. They were familiar with people like that- who wouldn’t stop.

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