Trump Crowns Himself The “Ernest Hemingway’ Of Twitter
He says “somebody” said it. That “somebody” was probably Trump himself.
Though he refused to answer questions about his proposals to require Muslims to register in a database, he told reporters at Wofford College in Spartanburg, South Carolina, that he’s a Twitter pro.
“I understand social media,” he said, according to Politico. “Maybe better than anybody, ever.”
“Somebody said I’m the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters,” he added.
Though it’s unclear if Hemingway, like Trump, would post angry tweets with words in all capital letters to emphasize his point, Trump said the platform allows him to reach a wide audience. Trump has just under 5 million followers and said it’s like “owning the New York Times without the losses.”
Trump also bragged that he wasn’t hesitant to drag people he dislikes throughout the mud. Imitating a typewriter, he said “bing bing bing — I say something really bad about them.”
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KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker November 20th, 2015 at 21:02
Still hoping this clown gets the nomination.
When todays GOTP crashes and burns it will be the best thing for our nation.
Obewon November 20th, 2015 at 21:16
Donnie’16~ pledge: can you blow yourself, elect me and I’ll show youse how.
StoneyCurtisll November 20th, 2015 at 23:25
BOOM~!
FatRat November 20th, 2015 at 21:19
Trump also bragged that he wasn’t hesitant to drag people he dislikes throughout the mud. Imitating a typewriter, he said “bing bing bing — I say something really bad about them.”
Trump sounds like a teenage girl attacking her enemies with a Slam Book.
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http://www.wikihow.com/images/c/cc/Make-Your-Own-Slambook-Step-5.jpg
tracey marie November 20th, 2015 at 21:37
measuring your worth by twitter, pathetic.
whatthe46 November 20th, 2015 at 23:32
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! hey sweetie.
Suzanne McFly November 20th, 2015 at 22:58
He is a sick, twisted little human. Hemingway had a much deeper vocabulary and understanding than a three year old, who can say the same about rump?
Tommie November 20th, 2015 at 23:21
This guy seems to know more about everything but ask him a question about these things and his mind goes blank! Even the republican i live with hates this guy and he is a Fox news junkie!
whatthe46 November 20th, 2015 at 23:31
bless your patience.
Tommie November 21st, 2015 at 00:24
Really good people but politics just turn people into monsters!
whatthe46 November 21st, 2015 at 00:45
yea. i have a neighbor, whom i adore. but, about as uninformed as an unborn. she’s repuke and can’t tell ya why. except she’s “christian.” and we all know, you can’t be a liberal and Christian. she refused however to vote in the last 2 elections because she didn’t like any of the repuking candidates. i only pray she doesn’t vote this time either.
Tommie November 21st, 2015 at 01:21
Believe it or not, when i first starting working at my job, they had a Confederate sticker on their truck but after years of dealing with me, they took that sticker off and saw i was struggling and working hard and gave me a place to stay, whenever people i don’t know hear how i talk and see how i work hard even republicans that come to my job, have a different opinion about Blacks and learn we are not all the same! Hell, i get “Wow you are a really nice person” but i take that as a compliment knowing how people feel about us! One racist at a time, i try to change their views on us!
Kick Frenzy November 21st, 2015 at 01:26
Y’know… that’s pretty freakin awesome.
:)
Tommie November 21st, 2015 at 01:41
I don’t act like any color i just act like me, i just try to show people respect even if they are racist and they usually at least stop calling me the n-word! It’s a start and i will take it!
Kick Frenzy November 21st, 2015 at 02:32
Good on ya… sounds like how I look at others.
I don’t really care what color, or anything, someone is… if they’re cool, they’re cool. If not, then not.
:)
Tommie November 21st, 2015 at 02:54
Way to kick it, Frenzy, that’s exactly how i feel also, hope your virtual business starts, i make music if you need it!
Kick Frenzy November 21st, 2015 at 03:51
Thanks!
And who knows.. maybe that could come in handy!
What kind of music?
And do you know about Second Life?
Tommie November 21st, 2015 at 06:34
I make music for movie soundtracks, TV commercials and Japanese anime with a sci-fi feel since i am a sci-fi guy!
Kick Frenzy November 25th, 2015 at 02:01
Hey! Sorry it’s 4 days later and all, but…
I am SO jealous!
I would love to make music for… well, according to some of the people who commented on my old music, I should make music for horror games.
But, just anything really… I’m a huge fan of audio stuff.
You remind me of myself a bit… at least, as far as making your own stuff goes.
That’s how I’ve always made my music… I shunned pre-made loops and even programs like Fruity Loops.
I just sampled stuff on my own or created it from scratch in Sound Forge.
I’d love to hear your stuff!!!
So, Second Life… woof, that’s a load to explain!
But, basically, it’s a virtual world where almost everything is created by the “residents”.
Like, asking me what you can find there is like asking me what you can find on Earth… and more.
Honestly, if you just Google “Second Life” you’ll start to get an idea about it through pics and videos.
(Personally, I own a small piece of land in an Adult rated continent.)
The point is… music is a big thing there.
Live music and more… but you could get more of your work out through there, is what I think my original point was.
Tommie November 25th, 2015 at 02:19
No worries, just means you have a life! All i do is work, make music and talk to you guys! It’s funny you mention Fruity Loops because that is the program i use, i never use the loops but i like it since i feel i have more control over my music i make from scratch! I heard of Sound Forge before,i know others who use it! Second life sounds like an online video game, i will check it out! Once i get my music copyrighted and mastered i will get your info and send you a copy for free!
Kick Frenzy November 25th, 2015 at 02:51
I haven’t made a full song in a long time, but when I do… I use DOs Eq.. no wait..
I use AcidPro.
It’s basically just a track machine with a bunch of options to use, which I only use a small portion of.
Sound Forge is where I make most of the magic… like turning a recording of an electric razor into a melody through pitch shifting.
Also, fair warning, if you ever meet anyone from SL (Second Life), don’t tell them “Oh, like a video game”.
It’s an ages old debate that mostly sides on “it’s not a game”.
There are games in SL, but it’s not a game itself.
Like, if you were working on developing The Sims, you wouldn’t call it “playing a video game”… same thing for a large part of the residents of SL.
For many it is just a game or hang-out, like a 3D Facebook, but one that you can walk around in and go to a concert or haunted house or porn shop or roller coaster or an RPG (zombie, steampunk, vampire, etc) or art installation or… anything.
I should have you find me in a forum somewhere instead of mucking up the comments on Trump… *shudder*
Tommie November 25th, 2015 at 03:39
I was going to ask if that place to hang out was like the Sims and Acid Pro is very popular among people i know but for me i have been using Fruity loops since the 3rd one i am now using version 11 and i know everything about Fruity Loops so i stick to that program and since i bought it at Guitar Center, they are offering version 12 for free but i need a better laptop first!
Kick Frenzy November 25th, 2015 at 04:08
Second Life is… hard to explain.
The Sims have some very small similarities to SL, but really… I couldn’t explain it any better than “anything that everyone wants it to be”.
If Fruity Loops works for you, then more power to you!
I’d probably suck at it cause I’m used to Frankensteining my music. :D
Tommie November 25th, 2015 at 09:53
What is “Frankensteining?”
Kick Frenzy November 25th, 2015 at 12:36
I just meant that I’m used to making my own samples and instead of using a drum loop, for example, I’ll make the drum sounds and manually place them into the drum track in AcidPro.
As in, I don’t use anything like Fruity Loops where you it helps make the loop for you.
It’s harder and has weird results sometimes, but I like it that way. :)
Tommie November 25th, 2015 at 20:12
i like that term, don’t sue me for using that! I never use those prepared loops since that will make you sound like everyone else! People may not like my music but at least they will say, i don’t sound like anyone, that is more important to me than money!
Kick Frenzy November 25th, 2015 at 22:43
Hells yeah!
And no worries, use that term all you want. :)
I used to get compared to eighties experimental/industrial, like Throbbing Gristle.
So I’m with ya… I definitely wasn’t making Top 40 material! lol
I should really start making music again, now that I’m talking about it.
Tommie November 25th, 2015 at 22:46
You should, maybe in the future we could work together and make hits! YOU NEVER KNOW!
Kick Frenzy November 25th, 2015 at 22:49
Stranger things have happened!
(Hey, that’s a good album title!)
Tommie November 25th, 2015 at 22:56
Everybody of all backgrounds tell me that, if i could find an artist to draw my album cover that would be cool, it’s me as a music invader going to planets battling with music, i stand over earth, sucking all of Earth’s instruments towards me so i can learn how to use them, add my own style with those instruments and release my final version back at Earth with those same instruments! I have been planning this for a while, people really like my concept!
Kick Frenzy November 26th, 2015 at 11:58
That sounds awesome!
I really hope you get to get that made :)
Kick Frenzy November 25th, 2015 at 02:51
Also… about the free copy of tunes… SWEET!
THANK YOU! :)
whatthe46 November 21st, 2015 at 16:40
man that’s really ignorant though. i mean, to have an opinion that all black are alike when they know that there are millions of educated black people in highly regarded professions. and then consider you are doing the same job they are doing and earning a living, to be surprised that you are nice says a lot about the ignorance they have inherited. some politician said the same about Obama, “he speaks so well.” well, i’ll be damned. that being said, one at a time.
Tommie November 21st, 2015 at 16:54
Exactly, but sometimes no matter how hard i try there are still some people who come in with hate, i offered this lady a ride who was waiting in our showroom and she looked at me and said “I rather take uber”, i couldn’t do nothing but laugh to myself but hey, i am glad uber is around so i don’t have to drive a hateful person home!
whatthe46 November 21st, 2015 at 17:27
i was watching some movie a while back, and this woman saw some black guys walking down the street towards her, so “naturally” she was suppose to be afraid, so she crossed the street when she saw a white guy on the other side, the black guys just laughed. she was raped by the white guy.
Esther Wamaitha November 21st, 2015 at 23:10
When any human is mean to another for no reason, there is no history of mental illness, you are not the problem. Feel sorry and say a prayer. It takes a whole lot of misery to be mean to others.
Esther Wamaitha November 21st, 2015 at 23:08
Nailed it. You have already put yourself down if you are amazed by complements in relation to your race. Seriously? Wow. Your self esteem is at an all time low. You need help. I mean it in a nice way.
Esther Wamaitha November 21st, 2015 at 23:04
You are a really nice black person is a complement? Do I live in mars?
Tommie November 22nd, 2015 at 09:31
It might feel like it but there is much hatred for us and anything that is not like them!
Esther Wamaitha November 21st, 2015 at 23:02
I am with you brother Tommie. She must not vote.
whatthe46 November 21st, 2015 at 23:34
years before this attack on Paris, whenever any domestic terrorist violence happens, she always say she can’t wait for the rapture, and he’s coming soon. poor thing.
Esther Wamaitha November 21st, 2015 at 23:00
You poor poor soul! Donald Hemingway has all the answers.
StoneyCurtisll November 20th, 2015 at 23:25
http://www.politicususa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/White-Nationalist-Jesus.jpg?cdn=no
labman57 November 21st, 2015 at 00:11
But … I thought Trump’s tweets were actually composed by a bunch of ill-mannered interns.
whatthe46 November 21st, 2015 at 00:40
precisely.
Kick Frenzy November 21st, 2015 at 01:28
Dear Mr. Trump,
You are no Hemmingway.
Although, you may have been the subject of one of his poems.
Chapter Heading
By Ernest M. Hemingway
For we have thought the longer thoughts
And gone the shorter way.
And we have danced to devils’ tunes,
Shivering home to pray;
To serve one master in the night,
Another in the day.
bpollen November 21st, 2015 at 01:48
My personal opinion is that they’re hoping he eats his shotgun, just like Ernest.
Warman1138 November 21st, 2015 at 03:41
Trump is what happens when one farts backwards.
Kick Frenzy November 21st, 2015 at 03:58
*giggle*
(cause, it’s true… lol)
rg9rts November 21st, 2015 at 06:01
That sound you hear is Hemingway spinning in his grave
Budda November 21st, 2015 at 06:58
Trump is really a disgusting little person. And to think there are so many other little disgusting people who think he should be President is enough to make me shake my head in shame for our country.
Larry Schmitt November 21st, 2015 at 07:26
The only thing he and Hemingway have in common is their egos.
William November 21st, 2015 at 09:03
More like the Earnest T Bass of Twitter.
Person November 22nd, 2015 at 00:00
And tonight Trump’s supporters beat a black man right at his rally as he shouted- Get him the hell outta here http://crooksandliars.com/2015/11/trump-yells-get-him-hell-outta-here Trump certainly inspires the hate…