Swanson: If My Son Got Gay Married ‘I’d Sit In Cow Manure And Spread It All Over My Body’
This is mild for Kevin Swanson who believes gays should get the death penalty.
“There are families, we’re talking Christian families, pastors’ families, elders’ families from good, godly churches,” Swanson said, “whose sons are rebelling, hanging out with homosexuals and getting married and the parents are invited. What would you do if that was the case? Here is what I would do: sackcloth and ashes at the entrance to the church and I’d sit in cow manure and I’d spread it all over my body. That is what I would do and I’m not kidding, I’m not laughing.”
“I’m grieving, I’m mourning, I’m pointing out the problem,” Swanson screamed as he went off about people trying to “carve happy faces on the sores” of a society that is utterly “messed up.”
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whatthe46 November 6th, 2015 at 19:13
he’s gay.
CandideThirtythree November 6th, 2015 at 19:15
as a $3 dollar bill on payday.
Alice Feliciano November 7th, 2015 at 07:23
Bunya November 9th, 2015 at 11:19
Well YEAH. Just look at him. He has that look like he’d rather be redecorating.
CandideThirtythree November 6th, 2015 at 19:16
someone should hold him down and do that to him, that would be so funny!
Larry Schmitt November 6th, 2015 at 19:24
I would be more than happy to drive the truck. https://youtu.be/tNNXVpk72uA
FatRat November 6th, 2015 at 19:30
A large sock with horse manure would suffice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJ8tKRlW3E&feature=youtu.be&t=116
Larry Schmitt November 6th, 2015 at 19:32
That was a brilliant bit. He’s right, too bad life isn’t like that.
FatRat November 6th, 2015 at 19:34
Agree!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJiCswIaIkI&feature=youtu.be&t=153
anothertoothpick November 6th, 2015 at 19:58
My bet is that Swanson has already taken the manure bath and he kinda looks forward to doing it again.
whatthe46 November 6th, 2015 at 20:36
lol. i was so about to post somethng similar.
Bunya November 6th, 2015 at 20:52
My apologies for my post above. I didn’t notice you thought the same thing.
I guess great minds think alike.
whatthe46 November 6th, 2015 at 20:54
seems the 3 of us are on the same page. i read a few comments before posting the same thought. lol
anothertoothpick November 7th, 2015 at 07:18
Great post hahahahahaha.
labman57 November 6th, 2015 at 20:19
So how is this different than his current daily routine?
Bunya November 6th, 2015 at 20:47
I’ll bet this guy is HOPING his son marries a guy. It sure sounds like he enjoys sitting in cow manure and spreading it all over his body, and his son’s gay marriage would be just the excuse he needs to perpetually indulge.
william matthews November 6th, 2015 at 21:14
There are millions of Swansons in the world. Fortunately in most communities their views are no longer the majority. The big question is: How do we develop strategies to respond to these people in a way that limits their influence on the culture as a whole, while at the same time preserving their freedom to think and communicate ideas we disagree with. The worst tactic would be to talk and act with the same brazen stupidity they display.
rg9rts November 7th, 2015 at 03:03
That rules out burning at the stake????
Jeffrey Samuels November 7th, 2015 at 09:43
I think a good start would be to stop giving them publicity. Who cares what BS they say. Why give folks like this ans Pat R so much coverage in the news?
atunionbob November 7th, 2015 at 11:52
That an tax Churches that get involved with politics like his does.
maggie November 7th, 2015 at 19:59
because it’s priceless…..and their hate should be exposed
Darksnark November 6th, 2015 at 23:08
If I were the heterosexual son of this vicious creep, I’d marry a guy just to watch Daddy freak out and go through with the poo-poo protest.
Then I’d post the video on Youtube so all of his friends can watch….
Warman1138 November 6th, 2015 at 23:08
Swanson isn’t satisfied with just being evil, now he wants to smell like it too.
Chris November 6th, 2015 at 23:16
Something tells me this sicko would actually enjoy his so-called shaming.
These guys seem to enjoy talking about sex with animals and feces. Eww.
He answers the question, “Who in their right mind would think of such things?”
granpa.usthai November 6th, 2015 at 23:50
WTF?
whatever turns you on buddy. Free country allows some pretty sick weirdo stuff – so…
GFI (go for it) !!!!
rg9rts November 7th, 2015 at 03:02
He’s drinking from the same bottle as Carson
fahvel November 7th, 2015 at 03:10
this psycho was born in a dung pile – it’s just full circle for an evil evil person.
Kara Connor November 7th, 2015 at 03:16
Is “cow manure” a brand of baby oil? I thinks he’s mixing his fantasies.
MyDogsAreSmarterThanYou November 7th, 2015 at 09:57
I’m not really sure which is the worse mental image.
liberalMD November 7th, 2015 at 06:57
These right wing fanatics talk a bold talk but never do the walk. I
hope all of his sons are gay so he can smell as repulsive as he is.
MyDogsAreSmarterThanYou November 7th, 2015 at 09:56
Does he have a son? If so, we need to do some crowdfunding and make this sh*t happen!
Dan November 7th, 2015 at 10:42
He says he is pointing out the problem, but the problem is him.
MarcoZandrini November 7th, 2015 at 11:42
Me thinks he doth protest too much.
atunionbob November 7th, 2015 at 11:50
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks” is a quotation from the 1599/ 1600 play Hamlet by William Shakespeare. That is the correct quote. but hey….you still got good meaning to yours.
Böcker November 7th, 2015 at 12:17
I think this guy is in the closet, way in the closet.
atunionbob November 7th, 2015 at 11:49
I am a rancher and have a barn just waiting for him. Its full of shite like he is. How can people listen to idiots like this man. Simply because some one loves some one of the same sex is not abnormal. I loved my father, my cousin, and my sons equally and if one turned out gay then so be it. Its normal. There is NO place in the bible this man can quote that he himself has not violated and been sinning of. His shirt is a prime example. As is his wife.
maggie November 7th, 2015 at 19:56
you are hilarious…free delivery? I am sure swanson would be grateful….;O
bpollen November 7th, 2015 at 20:25
Makes me think of the French farmers protesting with manure spreaders…