Farts Force Emergency Landing For Malaysian-Bound Plane
A Singapore Airlines Boeing 747 was making a routine flight from Sydney to Kuala Lumpur last week when, all of the sudden, its smoke alarm went off. But it wasn’t smoke, exactly. As it turns out, the alarm was triggered by massive amounts of methane that had accumulated inside the fuselage, according to The Aviation Herald.…
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Budda November 5th, 2015 at 09:16
Come on folks, there has got to be a fart joke here soon.
Anomaly 100 November 5th, 2015 at 09:46
Who among us has not brought down a plane by farting?
tracey marie November 5th, 2015 at 11:31
Truth time…I do not fart. I suffer and whine but never toot.
Anomaly 100 November 5th, 2015 at 13:06
Oh I fart. Yes, I’m proud of my farts. I have no idea why though.
tracey marie November 5th, 2015 at 13:40
{laughing}
jasperjava November 5th, 2015 at 15:00
I’m sure they are musical and smell nice.
Anomaly 100 November 5th, 2015 at 16:23
Of course!
Suzanne McFly November 5th, 2015 at 18:32
You went there lol.
jasperjava November 5th, 2015 at 19:44
I’d love to go there.
MBJR November 5th, 2015 at 16:24
My opinion of you has gone up. I have no idea why though.
Anomaly 100 November 5th, 2015 at 18:47
Lmfao.
Tommie November 5th, 2015 at 10:00
What did they serve for food on that flight……beans?!
rg9rts November 5th, 2015 at 10:57
Thought congress was in session
thinkingwomanmillstone November 5th, 2015 at 11:54
I guess this rules out holding a Republican debate on an airplane in midair. Of course, someone would surely light a match and the whole thing would explode.
Suzanne McFly November 5th, 2015 at 18:31
I pictured a plane full of republicans when I read the title, they are full of hot air and it has to seep out somehow.
Warman1138 November 5th, 2015 at 21:13
True story, eleven yrs ago I was at a medical college getting CAT scanned. It was a Monday and very busy, full elevator crowds going up and few down as everything was backlogged. Me and my med. escort were heading down alone, I was in the back on my walker and the support rail, she was in the front. Mere seconds before final descent I, without control, due to the meds I was on, released the classic deadly silent emission. The doors opened as I finished, my escort was unaware and was exiting as I hurried swiftly behind. A large waiting crowd filled the elevator immediately. No sooner as the doors closed and the car began it’s ascent I could here a loud voice start and fade in the rising ” Oh my GOD! ” He evidently wasn’t with them that day.
NIGHTWATCH ABCP ........ November 6th, 2015 at 10:18
Those “SBDs” are a killer EVERY time !!!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO …………..
Bunya November 6th, 2015 at 14:22
That’s terrible! Imagine if all those people died from asphyxiation? Their deaths would be on YOUR head!
bpollen November 6th, 2015 at 05:35
Sis, boom, baaaaaah…
bobby1122 November 6th, 2015 at 13:21
Sheep and cows must all die- they make the ice thin and then thicken and make terrible winters and scalding summers and our computer models can see 50-60 100 years into the future.- 2006 statement: “in 10 years the earth will be cooking” — deadline year 2016 http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2006/01/27/algore_we_have_ten_years_left_before_earth_cooks