Man Orders Penis Enlarger, Receives Magnifying Glass
The Malaysian man was one of many who were scammed.
The chairman of Malaysia’s customer complaints bureau, Seri Michael Chong, reported that the man was just one in many to fall victim to recent online scams.
“As you can imagine,” Chong said, “he is feeling rather disgruntled.”
…The Malaysian man has not revealed where he purchased the item from, which lawyer Alex Kok described as “difficult.” He noted that a lawsuit can be even more taxing if there are no receipts.
“We wouldn’t know who to sue or where and how to sue them,” Kok said.
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32 responses to Man Orders Penis Enlarger, Receives Magnifying Glass
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oldfart October 22nd, 2015 at 12:19
I know how he must feel…my X-ray glasses still wont work.
Larry Schmitt October 22nd, 2015 at 12:45
I remember those, in the back of the comic books, along with fake dog poop, and black soap, and spy cameras, and ventriloquism lessons. I never actually ordered anything. That’s when big city mailing addresses had zones, before zip codes. New York 2, New York. If you really are an old fart like me, you’ll remember that too.
oldfart October 22nd, 2015 at 13:44
I do remember the introduction and promotion of zip codes by the US mail service, however at my tender age THAT far back, I know not of these zones you speak of. (I was switching from learning how to print to writing in cursive.)
Larry Schmitt October 22nd, 2015 at 13:46
So evidently I’m more of an old fart than you are.
oldfart October 22nd, 2015 at 13:54
sorry to disappoint, 1957.
Larry Schmitt October 22nd, 2015 at 13:54
1951
anothertoothpick October 22nd, 2015 at 12:48
Reminds of an old “Genny (spelling ?)in the bottle three wishes” jokes.
The third wish was Please Genny make my penis 6 inches above the ground. So the Genny cut his legs off just below the knee. It’s an old joke.
Larry Schmitt October 22nd, 2015 at 13:09
I like the one where the guy asks for a 12 inch d I c k, and he gets a guy a foot tall who runs around on the bar knocking everyone’s drinks over.
nola878 October 22nd, 2015 at 14:09
Sailor walks into a bar, well built dude but with a head the size of an orange Bartender’s curiosity gets the better of him and he asks why his head is so small.
“Well, I was the sole survivor of a ship wreck on a desert island. One day a beautiful mermaid was washed up stranded on the beach. I felt sorry for her, and put her back in the water. For that, she granted me three wishes.”
“Well, I’d really like to get off this island”
“Done, but take your other two wishes first”
“Ten million dollars?”
“Done. And for your last wish?”
Sailor looks at the gorgeous mermaid, and says, “Well, I’ve been stuck here for two years. How about we make it?”
Mermaid replies, “Well, as you can see our bottom anatomies don’t really match up.”
To which the sailor replies, “Then how about a little head?”
Larry Schmitt October 22nd, 2015 at 13:10
It’s Genie, since you asked.
rg9rts October 22nd, 2015 at 14:09
Like in I dream of???
anothertoothpick October 22nd, 2015 at 15:10
Thanks Larry and rg9rts.
Larry Schmitt October 22nd, 2015 at 13:47
Another version goes that he asked for a 12 inch penis, and the genie was a bit hard of hearing, and he got a guy one foot tall with a little piano.
anothertoothpick October 22nd, 2015 at 15:08
Yeah, ya just can’t beat a good dick joke.
anothertoothpick October 22nd, 2015 at 15:45
Dating in the past 20 years:
1995: “I made you this mixtape”
2005: “I made you this mix CD”
2015: “Here’s a cell phone picture of my d!ck”
Larry Schmitt October 22nd, 2015 at 17:03
Time has not improved their methods.
StoneyCurtisll October 22nd, 2015 at 17:26
That deserves a rim shot~!
rg9rts October 22nd, 2015 at 14:07
There is one born every minute
allison1050 October 22nd, 2015 at 16:12
HAHAHAHAHA :( )
Suzanne McFly October 22nd, 2015 at 16:20
What? Did it not look bigger when using the magnifying glass? I am sure it did so I don’t understand the complaint.
fedele October 22nd, 2015 at 16:25
Took the words right outta my mouth…
Larry Schmitt October 22nd, 2015 at 17:04
Maybe he was upset because they didn’t also include the tweezers.
Suzanne McFly October 22nd, 2015 at 17:27
That is in the deluxe package, he should of sprung the extra $19.99.
StoneyCurtisll October 22nd, 2015 at 17:24
So this guys orders a penis enlarger on line..
And a week later in the mail, he gets a magnifying glass…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
StoneyCurtisll October 22nd, 2015 at 17:27
No pun intended?
Warman1138 October 22nd, 2015 at 19:22
LOL.
John_St_John October 23rd, 2015 at 01:57
He should look on the bright side. At least they did send a pair of tweezers along with the magnifying glass.
Janice Brown October 23rd, 2015 at 04:19
It is the nicest way to earn more and more money at home.$40h – $90h…how? part time or full time,I’ve been bringing in $82h… It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it out.
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fahvel October 23rd, 2015 at 04:48
and never use it in the direct sunlight.
fahvel October 23rd, 2015 at 04:47
seems to me that the little fella got what he ordered – just use it according to instructions and l’il dickie gets bigger.
bpollen October 23rd, 2015 at 05:55
As penis extenders go, I would say the magnifying glass is more useful in more situations than the usual penis extender… and much less apt to kill the children in your household.
starskeptic October 23rd, 2015 at 18:38
I see what you did there…