Indicted For Wiping Behind With Police Summons
A New Jersey man decided to wipe a police summons “between his butt cheeks.”
Joseph Greenwood, 45, is facing a felony rap for allegedly purposely subjecting a police officer to “contact with a bodily fluid” during a June incident in Readington, a township about 50 miles from New York City.
According to the indictment filed last week, Greenwood was issued a summons by Lieutenant John Insabella following his release from police custody (Greenwood had been cited for threatening an assault).
Upon receipt of the summons, Greenwood placed the document “between his butt cheeks” and began “wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion,” prosecutors allege. He then threw the summons “in the direction” of Insabella.
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7 responses to Indicted For Wiping Behind With Police Summons
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tracey marie October 19th, 2015 at 13:28
stupid behavior from the guy and the police.
rg9rts October 19th, 2015 at 17:14
The guy was cool the cops overreacted…
granpa.usthai October 20th, 2015 at 02:07
New Jerseyans ain’t exactly noted for their smarts.
Budda October 19th, 2015 at 15:14
What ass-wipe that guy is.
CandideThirtythree October 19th, 2015 at 15:49
The guy might be mentally ill… then again he might just be an ass-wipe.
rg9rts October 19th, 2015 at 17:01
This one should be laughed out of court LMAO
bpollen October 20th, 2015 at 07:06
When did “in the direction of” turn into “contact with bodily fluids?”