Rand’s Solution: ‘You Will Be Shot’ Stickers

Posted by | October 7, 2015 17:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics


Rand Paul knows what he’d do as president to cut down on school shootings. The answer is window stickers.

The Kentucky Republican told Iowa talk radio host Jan Mickelson that the Oregon shooting was “an incredible tragedy, but it’s even made worse by the president politicizing it and jumping in.” The president “doesn’t understand,” he said, that “the problem is mental illness and not necessarily gun registration or gun ownership.”

“The other common denominator, other than mental illness,” he added, “is that people are going to places where guns are prohibited. So  when you have a gun-free zone at a school, it’s like an invitation, if you are crazy and want to shoot people, that’s where you go. I would do the opposite. I would have and encourage every school in American put stickers on every window going into the school saying, ‘We are armed. Come in at your own peril. We have concealed carry for teachers who have it and we also have armed security and you will be shot.’”

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28 responses to Rand’s Solution: ‘You Will Be Shot’ Stickers

  1. Buford2k11 October 7th, 2015 at 17:05

    I wonder where he stole that idea from?..I pull my kid out of school if our teachers start carrying weapons…I know quite a few teachers, who are totally against any weapons in school..they have enough to deal with, when the republicans keep cutting their budgets, and wages…our teachers need less worries not more…

    • whatthe46 October 7th, 2015 at 17:08

      this freak is an idiot. i would pull my child out of school as well. it’s also dangerous for teachers to have weapons in that, if you have a student that wants to cause harm, he will find a way to get a hold of those weapons. what other stupid idea can they come up with. and look at the pot calling the kettle black. they are ranting and raving about the president using this as a political issue and they are doing the same damn thing. our president is calling out for common sense and these idiots are calling for more guns. JESUS CHRIST!!!!

    • FatRat October 7th, 2015 at 17:23

      Sounds like it was stolen from Achie Bunker,

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lDb0Dn8OXE

      Archie Bunker: [on TV] Good evening, everybody. This here is Archie Bunker of 704 Hauser Street, veteran of the big war, speaking on behalf of guns for everybody. Now, question: what was the first thing that the Communists done when they took over Russia? Answer: gun control. And there’s a lot of people in this country want to do the same thing to us here in a kind of conspiracy, see. You take your big international bankers, they want to – whaddya call – masticate the people of this here nation like puppets on the wing, and then when they get their guns, turn us over to the Commies.

      Edith Bunker: Oh, Archie, I’m glad they put you on a stool, you look taller sitting down.

      Archie Bunker: [on TV] Now I want to talk about another thing that’s on everybody’s minds today, and that’s your stick-ups and your skyjackings, and which, if that were up to me, I could end the skyjackings tomorrow.

      Michael ‘Meathead’ Stivic: You could?

      Archie Bunker: [on TV] All you gotta do is arm all your passengers. He ain’t got no more moral superiority there, and he ain’t gonna dare to pull out no rod. And then your airlines, they wouldn’t have to search the passengers on the ground no more, they just pass out the pistols at the beginning of the trip, and they just pick them up at the end! Case closed.

      Michael ‘Meathead’ Stivic: That’s incredible, Arch.

      • Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 18:11

        I remember when that ran the first time. That was a brilliant show. My father used to laugh at Archie, without realizing that we (all of his kids) saw a lot of Archie in him.

      • Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 18:13

        Except he pronounced it “superiorority.”

      • Chris October 7th, 2015 at 19:38

        I remember that episode, too! I’m crying inside because NOTHING has changed in the attitude of the gun nuts except that it’s gotten worse.

        If this episode were rereleased with new actors and a different setting, the NRA in fact would have the power to have the show cancelled.

    • Mike October 7th, 2015 at 20:08

      Couldn’t agree more…
      Ya know Buford, I teach and have weapons myself, but if I was asked, required, or expected to bring a weapon to the classroom I’d quit. I’m trying to teach kids to use their minds to solve problems, not weapons.

  2. Suzanne McFly October 7th, 2015 at 17:35

    Alright, fine. As a teacher, I will arm myself and all other teachers will also be armed, then we will put up warning signs all over the building. When children are killed by getting their hands on our guns or we accidentally kill one of them, what will we do then? How many children will need to die before we realize this was not a good idea? Can we just kill them now and get it over with so we can come up with a common sense idea?

    • whatthe46 October 7th, 2015 at 17:43

      and the last thing we need is an unstable or skittish teacher with a loaded weapon as well. not that you are sweetie.

      • Suzanne McFly October 7th, 2015 at 17:46

        Well in all honesty, I have my unstable moments but I blame that on my period lol.

  3. GiveP*****achance! October 7th, 2015 at 17:38

    has Rand been sniffing the wig glue? …no way Rand!

  4. jasperjava October 7th, 2015 at 18:58

    “You will be shot!” is the kind of thing that Nazis are always saying in the movies.

    Just sayin’.

  5. Chris October 7th, 2015 at 19:38

    ” I (Rand Paul)would have and encourage every school in America put stickers on every window going into the school saying, ‘We are armed. Come in at your own peril. We have concealed carry for teachers who have it and we also have armed security and you will be shot.’”

    Randy trying to wrest the “Craziest Republican” trophy from Palin?
    Uh, hell, yeah!

    BTW, that note would look just fine and dandy on PTA night, huh?

  6. amersham46 October 7th, 2015 at 21:25

    more guns in schools , good thinking Paul

  7. Warman1138 October 8th, 2015 at 00:44

    We’re not far from the day of free guns in boxes of cereal.

    • whatthe46 October 8th, 2015 at 00:53

      well, i suppose it’s better than coupons. geez, i’m gonna throw up.

    • The Original Just Me October 8th, 2015 at 10:17

      Naw, cereal boxes are so Old School. Today, you just look it up online and then print it off with your 3-D printer.

  8. bpollen October 8th, 2015 at 03:39

    But wouldn’t “You’ll be shot” stickers on the windows just attract the “responsible gun owner” who wants to go out in a blaze of glory? If it’s all nutters doing the shooting, is it really a solution to taunt them?

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  10. bushputz October 8th, 2015 at 09:53

    Brilliant. The first thing to get shot would be the stickers in the windows…

  11. Bunya October 9th, 2015 at 15:01

    Why not arm the students, too? I mean, if a teacher is busy grading papers, writing on the blackboard, etc., he/she won’t be in any position to draw fast enough to outdraw the millions of terrorists infiltrating our schools today. Having armed students as backup is a good thing.

  12. Person October 9th, 2015 at 19:16

    What a sick, violent rightwing nut mindset. We don’t want to live in 16th century.

  13. thinkingwomanmillstone October 10th, 2015 at 12:42

    How many times must it be said that the Oregon school was not a gun free zone? How many professional republican liars are not going to be called on this each time they say it?

    • tracey marie October 10th, 2015 at 12:56

      This isn’t about truth for the ammosexuals, what’s a few dead people compared to this trash wanting their penis replacements

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