Jade Helm To End Without Military Coup

Posted by | September 15, 2015 10:07 | Filed under: Politics

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The tin foil hat brigade,  worried that Jade Helm was actually a secret military coup can rest easy. The exercise will end with America retaining is democracy.

Tuesday is the end of the infamous Jade Helm 15 military exercises, which came and went with barely a whimper other than the inane bleatings of a bunch of paranoid jackasses. Texas hasn’t been taken over, the Walmarts of the Southwest have not been turned into FEMA concentration camps, Blue Bell ice cream trucks are not being used to transport the bodies of all the victims of the “invasion.”

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35 responses to Jade Helm To End Without Military Coup

  1. eyelashviper September 15th, 2015 at 10:25

    WHOA, these are the most dangerous times, paytriots, just when they say it’s over is just when Obama rushes in the front door and grabs yer gunz…..be alert, stock up on beans, and more tinfoil.

  2. Roctuna September 15th, 2015 at 10:25

    How exactly do you know that Blue Bell trucks aren’t being used to transport victims? The plant may be open but demand is not exactly skyrocketing. For that matter, the new Blue Bell could be infused with mind control drugs. Let’s start that rumor.

    • Larry Schmitt September 15th, 2015 at 10:32

      Let’s face it, Blue Bell was not exactly going to be confused with Ben & Jerry’s or Häagen-Dazs, even before the contamination.

      • King Agamemnon September 15th, 2015 at 10:39

        Because it isn’t as overpriced, if for no other reason.

        • Larry Schmitt September 15th, 2015 at 10:40

          With ice cream you get what you pay for.

          • Roctuna September 15th, 2015 at 13:24

            With Blue Bell, I never realized it was the Listeria that made it so special. You want to read something disturbing? Go to the Houston Chronicle online and read their article about the plant in Brenham. You’ll never eat Blue Bell again.

            • Larry Schmitt September 15th, 2015 at 13:37

              It wanted me to subscribe, so I couldn’t read it.

            • Larry Schmitt September 15th, 2015 at 13:38

              I didn’t realize they are the third biggest ice cream seller in the country.

    • rg9rts September 15th, 2015 at 11:28

      Only the LSD was infused(Lone Star Draft)

  3. Foundryman September 15th, 2015 at 10:25

    When i seen a caravan of at least 7 white national guard chevy silverados clearly marked in disguise..pulling strange looking covered trailers on highway I70 in Illinois the other day, all I could think was…Jade Helm….They were on the move and moving fast traveling east right toward Washington DC…without a doubt it looked…almost sinister…Imagine…national guard trucks actually on our highways!!! One even had his window rolled down with his arm resting on the door…All I could think of was “man, am i going to have to defend my country today or will Louie Gohmert come and save the day?”

    • Larry Schmitt September 15th, 2015 at 10:29

      This country really is in trouble if someone is waiting for Gomer to save the day.

      • lynchie September 15th, 2015 at 17:34

        If invaded he would be the first to pull his foreskin over his head and vanish into his prick

  4. Larry Schmitt September 15th, 2015 at 10:30

    Wait, you mean Alex Jones was wrong? Wow, I never thought I would be saying those words.

  5. Hirightnow September 15th, 2015 at 10:59

    All thanks, no doubt, to the vigilance of God-fearing patriotic ‘Mericuns!
    Nice try, Obama!

  6. rg9rts September 15th, 2015 at 11:27

    It should be the lead story on every network and a review of all the loons should be shown too…maybe a little public humiliation is in order

    • whatthe46 September 15th, 2015 at 11:38

      they are too stupid to recognize humiliation.

      • rg9rts September 15th, 2015 at 11:45

        But the rest of us would know who to point fingers at laugh and offer tin foil to….LOL

    • William September 15th, 2015 at 17:23

      I’m not sure just how you could successfully humiliate a group of people who believe in death panels, and talk about Wal-Mart detention centers with a straight face.

  7. Mike September 15th, 2015 at 11:33

    I’m guessing Obama knew the military couldn’t possibly defeat the patriots of Texas so he backed off and is retreating in shame…
    This was a huge success people, we defeated tyranny today…

  8. Suzanne McFly September 15th, 2015 at 16:32

    I am positive the paranoid idiots will claim the military coup never happened because they were there to defend their states from the evil American military who are otherwise known as “hero’s” in those parts.

    • whatthe46 September 15th, 2015 at 16:48

      i wouldn’t be surprised in the least if they are actually thinking that way. i swear.

      • Suzanne McFly September 15th, 2015 at 16:54

        Me neither.

      • The Original Just Me September 16th, 2015 at 06:14

        I agree with you on their thinking. As for you swearing, screaming out Oh God in the middle of the night is okay.

        • whatthe46 September 16th, 2015 at 09:07

          lol

          • The Original Just Me September 16th, 2015 at 11:22

            Oh, I forgot, panting my name out in the middle of the night is okay too.

    • Dwendt44 September 15th, 2015 at 17:45

      They are only ‘Heroes’ when they are overseas killing Muslims or those here standing up against our government.

    • The Original Just Me September 16th, 2015 at 06:11

      Very Good Thought.

  9. William September 15th, 2015 at 17:20

    The good people over at The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery saved these.

    • arc99 September 15th, 2015 at 18:19

      Trains with shackles on them?

      Anybody wondering why we do not have seat belts on Amtrak, now we know why. Right wing paranoia is a force to be reckoned with

  10. amersham46 September 15th, 2015 at 19:50

    CURSES , FOILED AGAIN , but wait there is the late September melted down

  11. The Original Just Me September 16th, 2015 at 06:18

    When was the last time the U.S. military engaged in a military action and won ? After all the build up on Jade Helm, you would think they would have done something because the Right Winger’s Nut Cases are never wrong about anything. Giggle Giggle.

  12. bpollen September 16th, 2015 at 06:22

    Dammit! I just paid BIG bucks for the Texas Tin Foil Hat franchise!

    Anybody need to bake 6 million potatoes?

  13. Ol Blue September 16th, 2015 at 18:42

    The purpose of the exercise was to draw out and identify the loons for future internment. Mission Accomplished.

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