Franklin Graham: God Might Strike Obama With Lightening
Funny how the mind of someone who doesn’t like President Obama works. Besides, it wasn’t the president who made gay marriage legal.
Franklin, the son of the famed evangelicist Billy Graham, wrote Tuesday on Facebook that President Barack Obama had angered God.
“A lot has changed in three short years! Just three years ago, the President was on record as holding to the biblical definition of marriage,” he said.
“Now he can’t say enough about his support for the LGBT agenda—and right after the Supreme Court’s decision to legalize same-sex marriage, he had the gall to disgrace the White House by lighting it up with the gay pride rainbow colors to celebrate,” Graham explained. “This is arrogantly flaunting sinful behavior in the face of Almighty God. My advice? He might want to have some extra lightning rods installed on the roof of the White House.”
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Carla Akins July 7th, 2015 at 18:52
What is wrong with these people? You’d think POTUS called for the Plague of the Firstborn on all Christians instead of endorsing equal rights.
tracey marie July 7th, 2015 at 19:17
good one!
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:53
Why just the First born ?
Larry Schmitt July 7th, 2015 at 18:52
What are these delusional god people smoking that makes them say these monumentally stupid things? He can’t actually believe that, can he? Has he ever heard of someone being struck by lightning because of god? So we are to believe that god let Hitler and Stalin and Milosevic live, but the president is worse than all of them, and will be struck down? It is to laugh. This man is a complete fool.
Carla Akins July 7th, 2015 at 18:53
because teh gays are the downfall of all humankind. muhahahah.
Larry Schmitt July 7th, 2015 at 18:54
Yes, that must be it, how silly of me.
Larry Schmitt July 7th, 2015 at 18:53
Oh, and Mao too.
Roctuna July 7th, 2015 at 18:55
They give you the standard “god works in mysterious ways” bs and expect that to answer your question. I guess Graham’s logic implies that anyone struck by lightening really deserved it because his god is a lightning-flinging vengeful SOB, who also loves you (to death).
Larry Schmitt July 7th, 2015 at 18:58
Yeah, Carlin pointed that out in one of his greatest rants, er, routines. How god will toss you in hell, to burn in agony forever if you don’t obey him. Long pause…but he LOVES you. And he needs money.
Dwendt44 July 8th, 2015 at 00:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:52
point made.
Dwendt44 July 8th, 2015 at 00:13
That explains why althose churches were burned down after lightening hits, before Franklin invented the ‘lightening rod’.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:51
Which Franklin ? Damn that Scotch was Good.
Dwendt44 July 9th, 2015 at 12:10
Fixed it!
The Original Just Me July 9th, 2015 at 12:38
Okee Dokee
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:50
but, But, BUT, Thor is the God of Lightening and he is a God of the Pagan Norsemen.
thinkingwomanmillstone July 7th, 2015 at 18:56
Every year or so, a horse gets struck by lightning around my county. Wonder what the horses did to cause God’s wrath? I have no idea if the horses’ were interested in a same gender horse in the barn.
Larry Schmitt July 7th, 2015 at 18:59
Maybe they’re gay. You know how god hates teh gays.
fahvel July 8th, 2015 at 00:47
they eat apples silly and old god’s learned what to do with them apple eaters – just evicting them sure as hell didn’t work out. But then, it was god’s first effort at godding and he fkt up – oops, several times.
thinkingwomanmillstone July 8th, 2015 at 06:30
Forgot about the apple eating….you are correct. They seldom attend church either and have sex outside of marriage.
Dwendt44 July 8th, 2015 at 00:11
Those guys were against gay marriage.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:48
Did Ya notice that ? okay, just joking.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:47
Yea, Ya know Thor is the God of lightening. So, Frankie baby is praying to the wrong religion. OOPS!
OldLefty July 7th, 2015 at 18:52
Who is he talking to?
Larry Schmitt July 7th, 2015 at 18:52
Himself, because god is not listening.
Roctuna July 7th, 2015 at 18:52
He’s become another publicity whore who can’t let a week go by without saying something outrageous to raise funds and stir up the sheep.
Chris July 7th, 2015 at 19:32
Franklin, people fall in love. It may not have ever happened to you, but it happens. Trust me. And when people fall in love, they want the whole world to know about it. And they want even the government to recognize their commitment to each other.
That’s all. Isn’t that something to celebrate? Oh, OK…
KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker July 7th, 2015 at 19:33
And then again….Zeus might gay marry Thor.
After all, anything can happen imaginary superstitious land…
Hirightnow July 7th, 2015 at 20:19
Zeus is more a “Turn himself into an eagle, love ’em, and leave ’em” kinda deity.
(Also, he’s into golden showers…)
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:42
Zeus is Greek but Thor is Norseman. That would be an interesting courtship.
labman57 July 7th, 2015 at 19:36
Graham and his fellow Christian extremists’ perception of God continues to be one of a bigoted, petty, spiteful, ego-centric, malevolent, sadistically abusive, empathy-challenged, micro-managing sadist — with a regard for mankind somewhat akin to how many of them treat their wives.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:41
God is within us all. Sotheir assessment is correct for them.
Dwendt44 July 8th, 2015 at 12:08
The Old Testament god in other words.
Hirightnow July 7th, 2015 at 20:14
Franklin needs to study more about “Traditional marriage”, or he’s never pass the Heavenly entrance exam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90_UlLSz6Nc
Dwendt44 July 8th, 2015 at 00:10
Marriage was around a long long time before the ancient Hebrews started copying rules to live by from other older religions.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:39
If you go back far enough, for a man to marry a woman, onlymeant that he had intercourse with her, nothing more.
Dwendt44 July 8th, 2015 at 12:08
It just meant they moved into the same cave and lived together.
rwgate July 8th, 2015 at 21:12
Just imagine cave man vows. He says “mwoohaha”, she says “oooh”. That pretty much did it. Except for the handwriting on the wall.
The Original Just Me July 9th, 2015 at 12:36
I thought that writing in the wall was the woman’s hand prints while she was leaning against the wall. Oh I’m bad. I’m so really bad.
The Original Just Me July 9th, 2015 at 12:34
Even a one night stand qualified and it only had to last 5 minutes.
William July 7th, 2015 at 20:30
It’s time to tax these fools.
Robert Kennedy July 8th, 2015 at 12:45
Cool! Where can I get one of those bumper stickers?
Mike July 7th, 2015 at 21:05
Heck, I have a feeling the Big Dude likes O, he made him president after all…aren’t all things because of gawd…..?????
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:35
Ourgovernment in the U.S, is Divinely Guided. So, God guided us to elect Pres. Obama. that should set off a fire storm.
Jack E Raynbeau July 7th, 2015 at 21:29
These cowardly men always know what God is thinking.
rwgate July 8th, 2015 at 21:08
Go out at night, look up to the stars. Imagine a universe filled with billions of galaxies, each with billions of stars. If god truly created all this, where does Franklin Graham come off believing he speaks for god?
Jack E Raynbeau July 8th, 2015 at 21:25
I spend many nights in the wilds of Utah doing just that. It’s overwhelming.(hovering over your avatar tells me you know exactly what I’m talking about) Does such magnificence need a creator? Wouldn’t that magnificent creator need a creator? It’s turtles all the way down.
In any event, I doubt that such a magnificent creator is concerned with the petty affairs of mankind.
Warman1138 July 7th, 2015 at 21:46
Who needs The Weather Channel when we have Franklin Graham to tell us about it.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:32
He gets it right as often as the weatherman.
Allison Renée Alworth July 7th, 2015 at 23:03
President Obama may get struck by lightning. Then again, Frankie, you might be struck by lightning.
Isn’t it arrogantly flaunting sinful behavior in the face of God to assume what He’s going to do? God’s not big on hate, Frankie, so if the clouds are rolling in your way, you may want to get inside fast.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:31
Go inside quickly. Grab a big iron rod. Run back out and hold the iron rod high in the air. Shake hands with God. It is an electrifying experience.
Dwendt44 July 8th, 2015 at 12:06
A golf club will do.
Bunya July 7th, 2015 at 23:42
Sure, President Obama may be struck by lightning, but it’s more likely that a family of boll weevils will take up residence in Graham’s large intestine.
katkelly57 July 7th, 2015 at 23:52
Maybe God will shoot some hail up his (Franklin’s) ass.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:25
I would rather see a snow avalanche while he is bent over smelling the wild flowers just after taking a nature dump and before pulling up his pants. Long description but worth the image.
katkelly57 July 7th, 2015 at 23:54
Baaaa.
Roctuna July 8th, 2015 at 08:07
Are you stirred?
katkelly57 July 8th, 2015 at 17:10
Shaken, not stirred.
nola878 July 8th, 2015 at 00:07
God “punished” New Orleans with Katrina because of the gays, but missed the Quarters and the Faubourg Marigny…neighborhoods with large gay population.
Sorry Franklin, God has terrible aim…
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:22
good show.
rwgate July 8th, 2015 at 21:02
Sorta like this.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:21
Franklin Graham, typical second generation money. All Huff and no Puff.
fahvel July 8th, 2015 at 00:43
no it’s not huff and puff. this mouthpiece for god is a mean spirited evil mofo without a shred of the crap xianity in him that he uses as his soap box!!!!!!!!
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 03:15
Franklin Graham is not his father. His father at least thought he was religious and thus followed the religion some what. Franklin is nothing more than a greedy piece of crap that is totally in it for the money. Franklin is as phony as they come.
The Original Just Me July 8th, 2015 at 00:44
Since his pappy has slowed down so has the income. Franklin just ain’t his fund raising Daddy.
Larry Schmitt July 8th, 2015 at 07:14
The ones who listen to Franklin don’t have as much money as his father’s followers. They spend all their savings on tinfoil.
Robert Kennedy July 8th, 2015 at 12:48
And guns. To kill the people who don’t believe in sky fairies.
Dwendt44 July 9th, 2015 at 12:09
Or believe in a different sky fairy.
Snow Cipher July 8th, 2015 at 01:27
Franklin Graham has big shoes to fill, but with some tiny spiritual feel. He will never be his dad, who managed to be mostly a unifying voice, whatever his personal prejudices were. Franklin appears to enjoy being a lightning rod.
BTW, lightning rods started out as religious theatre, not as actual safety devices. It was religious theatre of the worst sort to have lightning strike a pagan temple or Christian church without damage, due to the lightning rod drawing lightning to it in a storm. Franklin is all about show, not substance.
Dwendt44 July 8th, 2015 at 12:05
Part of the bluster is due to the competition. These days there are a mega church preacher or a televangelist on every other TV channel, each spouting nonsense and asking for money. If Graham isn’t spewing crap and making headlines, how’s he going to rake in those millions?