That Time Bobby Jindal Performed An Exorcism

Posted by | June 25, 2015 13:00 | Filed under: Politics


The Louisiana governor and recently-announced presidential candidate did this, but it is unlikely to affect his base, as one would need a base in the first place to be affected.

As The Washington Post reports, the story of Jindal’s religious experience isn’t anything new. Many other publications, from local Louisiana papers to The New York Times, have brought the episode to light before. Even so, it has never significantly affected Jindal’s political career.

The governor, who converted from Hinduism to Christianity in college, wrote about the experience for the New Oxford Review in 1994. Titled “Beating a Demon: Physical Dimensions of Spiritual Warfare,” the essay recounts Jindal’s experience with a woman named “Susan” while he was at Brown University:

Suddenly, Susan emitted some strange guttural sounds and fell to the floor. She started thrashing about, as if in some sort of seizure. Susan’s sister must have recognized what was happening, for she ordered us to gather around and place our hands on Susan’s prostrate body.

I tentatively ap­proached the group and placed the edge of my finger­tip on her shoulder … In a voice I had never heard before or since, Su­san accused me: ‘Bobby, you cannot even love Susan.’

The students, led by Susan’s sister and Louise, a member of a charismatic church, engaged in loud and desperate prayers while holding Susan with one hand. Kneeling on the ground, my friends were chanting, ‘Satan, I command you to leave this woman.’ Others exhorted all ‘demons to leave in the name of Christ.’

Whenever I concentrated long enough to begin prayer, I felt some type of physical force distracting me. It was as if something was pushing down on my chest, making it very hard for me to breathe. Being a biology major at the time, I greeted this feeling with skepticism and rational explanations. I checked my pulse for signs of nervousness and wondered what could cause such a sensation. Shortness of breath is a common symptom that can mean very little or may signal the onslaught of a fatal stroke. Though I could find no cause for my chest pains, I was very scared of what was happening to me and Susan. I began to think that the demon would only attack me if I tried to pray or fight back; thus, I resigned myself to leav­ing it alone in an attempt to find peace for myself.

…The students dared Susan to read biblical passages. She choked on certain passages and could not finish the sentence ‘Jesus is Lord.’ Over and over, she repeated ‘Jesus is L..L..LL,’ often ending in profanities.

Just as suddenly as she went into the trance, Susan suddenly reappeared and claimed ‘Jesus is Lord.’ With an almost comical smile, Susan then looked up as if awakening from a deep sleep and asked, ‘Has something happened?’

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6 responses to That Time Bobby Jindal Performed An Exorcism

  1. EnuffBull June 25th, 2015 at 13:29

    These are charlatan actors getting “into the spirit” of their religion. Good job improvising, kiddos!

  2. Anomaly 100 June 25th, 2015 at 13:38

    And Conservatives will continue to vote for his crazy ass.

  3. ExPFCWintergreen June 25th, 2015 at 13:41

    Henceforth, I propose we refer to Piyush as “Demon Slayer” Jindal.

  4. FatRat June 25th, 2015 at 14:10

    I preferred Richard Pryor (Father Karras) in The Exorcist II.

    Saturday Night Live
    The Exorcist II
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/1601

    Regan: [ menacing ] You’re a liar, and a cheater, and a child molester! You french-kiss your dog in the mouth! [ the bed starts to rise ]

    Father Merrin: Stop the bed!

    Father Karras: [ repeating ] Stop the bed!

    Father Merrin: The bed.. must be.. on the floor!

    Father Karras: The bed.. must be.. on the floor!

    Father Merrin: The bed.. must be.. on the floor!

    Father Karras: The bed.. must be.. on the floor!

    Father Merrin: The bed.. must be.. on the floor!

    [ bed lands on top of Father Karras’ foor ]

    Father Karras: [ screaming in agony ] The bed.. is on.. my foot! The bed.. is on.. my foot! The bed.. is on.. my foot..! Oh, Father, the bed.. is on.. my foot!

  5. bpollen June 25th, 2015 at 16:01

    Jindal health care plan: get plenty of fluids, get enough sleep, get skin whitened, and exorcise…

  6. Mike June 25th, 2015 at 17:42

    I heard the story…I didn’t know it was this stupid.

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