Michigan Republican Official Fatally Shoots Self While Adjusting Bra Holster

Posted by | February 18, 2015 22:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories

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Christina Bond, a Florida precinct delegate, died New Year’s Day, but new details were just released.

“She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon,” St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp said.

According to an obituary published by Florin Funeral Service, Bond joined the U.S. Navy out of high school, and served two terms as an active Military Police. She was an administrator for the Road to Life Church, and an “active member of the Christian Motorcycle Association.”

The obituary described Bond as being “on FIRE for the LORD.”

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110 responses to Michigan Republican Official Fatally Shoots Self While Adjusting Bra Holster

  1. ValianThor February 19th, 2015 at 12:10

    The Bond family would like to thank you all for your kind thoughts and generous sentiments, in this, their time of tragedy.

  2. ValianThor February 19th, 2015 at 13:10

    The Bond family would like to thank you all for your kind thoughts and generous sentiments, in this, their time of tragedy.

  3. Dwendt44 February 19th, 2015 at 12:14

    What a boob!

  4. Dwendt44 February 19th, 2015 at 13:14

    What a boob!

  5. oldfart February 19th, 2015 at 12:18

    truly, god moves in mysterious ways.

  6. oldfart February 19th, 2015 at 13:18

    truly, god moves in mysterious ways.

  7. Bunya February 19th, 2015 at 14:21

    I’m just thankful her stupidity didn’t cost anybody else their life.

  8. Bunya February 19th, 2015 at 15:21

    I’m just thankful her stupidity didn’t cost anybody else their life.

  9. Shades February 19th, 2015 at 14:25

    Must… Not… Make…Tasteless…Joke!

    • Hirightnow February 19th, 2015 at 15:32

      Go on…
      One little joke!
      We won’t tell!

    • whatthe46 February 19th, 2015 at 15:35

      lol

  10. Shades February 19th, 2015 at 15:25

    Must… Not… Make…Tasteless…Joke!

    • Hirightnow February 19th, 2015 at 16:32

      Go on…
      One little joke!
      We won’t tell!

    • whatthe46 February 19th, 2015 at 16:35

      lol

  11. Heather February 22nd, 2015 at 16:22

    She was military police?! Geez, one might think she’d know the rules of gun safety then.

  12. Heather February 22nd, 2015 at 17:22

    She was military police?! Geez, one might think she’d know the rules of gun safety then.

  13. Heather February 22nd, 2015 at 16:25

    Also, why does the headline say she was a Michigan Republican Official, but the story says Florida precinct delegate?

  14. Heather February 22nd, 2015 at 17:25

    Also, why does the headline say she was a Michigan Republican Official, but the story says Florida precinct delegate?

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