Palin To Address CPAC; Pray For Back-Up Teleprompter

Posted by | February 6, 2015 11:30 | Filed under: Politics Top Stories

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Sarah Palin’s teleprompter went out during her “most epic” speech. The sad part is that you couldn’t tell the difference. She has an opportunity to achieve her speaking bona fides when CPAC convenes later this month.

Palin will join a who’s who cast of conservatives, including a slew of presidential hopefuls. Retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R), former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R), former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.), Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R), former Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) and Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), will all speak.

The extremely kind Anomaly lets Mama Grizzly off the hook, however, for her previous appearance.

In fairness to Palin, she may have been totally blitzed during that speech.

While Conservatives have been recently trying to portray her as irrelevant, they’re still trotting her out in the public eye as a representative of their base.

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34 responses to Palin To Address CPAC; Pray For Back-Up Teleprompter

  1. Pilotshark February 6th, 2015 at 11:34

    back up teleprompter!!!

    WHY????

    she has two good ones right there at the end of her arms. and big enough to whole ever thing she knows.

  2. Pilotshark February 6th, 2015 at 12:34

    back up teleprompter!!!

    WHY????

    she has two good ones right there at the end of her arms. and big enough to whole ever thing she knows.

  3. Guy Lauten February 6th, 2015 at 11:44

    oh to be the tech responsible for setting up those teleprompters. The power!

    • eyelashviper February 6th, 2015 at 11:48

      If they would load the teleprompter with Jabberwocky, the words coming from Sarah’s blabbing orifice would finally make sense.

      • rg9rts February 7th, 2015 at 04:34

        Which orifice did you have in mind???

    • William February 6th, 2015 at 11:53

      I’m sure the equipment is exclusive to Ms. Palins unique style and oratory skills.

      • Mike February 6th, 2015 at 13:15

        Will, your meter is off a bit, it’s not pinned all the way to the right, and smoking.

  4. Guy Lauten February 6th, 2015 at 12:44

    oh to be the tech responsible for setting up those teleprompters. The power!

    • eyelashviper February 6th, 2015 at 12:48

      If they would load the teleprompter with Jabberwocky, the words coming from Sarah’s blabbing orifice would finally make sense.

      • rg9rts February 7th, 2015 at 05:34

        Which orifice did you have in mind???

    • William February 6th, 2015 at 12:53

      I’m sure the equipment is exclusive to Ms. Palins unique style and oratory skills.

      • Mike February 6th, 2015 at 14:15

        Will, your meter is off a bit, it’s not pinned all the way to the right, and smoking.

  5. William February 6th, 2015 at 11:45

    I can’t wait.

    • neworleans878 February 6th, 2015 at 11:48

      Always entertaining to watch the speakers try to out crazy each other.

      But scary knowing that so many agree with the stupidity…

      • William February 6th, 2015 at 11:50

        Agreed.

        • Suzanne McFly February 6th, 2015 at 15:28

          Take away the camera and she fades into oblivion. I am pissed SNL is giving this twit bag a microphone, that just proves to herself and her clan that she is still relevant.

  6. William February 6th, 2015 at 12:45

    I can’t wait.

    • nola878 February 6th, 2015 at 12:48

      Always entertaining to watch the speakers try to out crazy each other.

      But scary knowing that so many agree with the stupidity…

      • William February 6th, 2015 at 12:50

        Agreed.

        • Suzanne McFly February 6th, 2015 at 16:28

          Take away the camera and she fades into oblivion. I am pissed SNL is giving this twit bag a microphone, that just proves to herself and her clan that she is still relevant.

  7. Kim Serrahn February 6th, 2015 at 11:54

    I’m really not believing the broken teleprompter thing.

  8. Kim Serrahn February 6th, 2015 at 12:54

    I’m really not believing the broken teleprompter thing.

  9. Suzanne McFly February 6th, 2015 at 15:26

    The fact that her bar is so low now will be her benefit. All this twit has to do is come out and say one coherent sentence, drop the mike and walk off, she will be immortalized by the right.

  10. Suzanne McFly February 6th, 2015 at 16:26

    The fact that her bar is so low now will be her benefit. All this twit has to do is come out and say one coherent sentence, drop the mike and walk off, she will be immortalized by the right.

  11. Warman1138 February 6th, 2015 at 19:33

    At last, a chance to prove the existence of magic…..Hooray!

  12. Warman1138 February 6th, 2015 at 20:33

    At last, a chance to prove the existence of magic…..Hooray!

  13. rg9rts February 7th, 2015 at 04:32

    Are you kidding???? We haven’t had that much fun since Eastwood spoke to a chair and it spoke back to him…

  14. rg9rts February 7th, 2015 at 05:32

    Are you kidding???? We haven’t had that much fun since Eastwood spoke to a chair and it spoke back to him…

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