Alabama Official Blames Measles On Gay Marriage And Teen Pregnancy

Posted by | February 5, 2015 18:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


For those of us who live in the fantasy world provided by modern science, measles is caused by a virus called Paramyxoviridae, which is actually more closely related to Ebola than most people would be comfortable acknowledging (you do remember the Ebola virus, right?) According to the lies of science, the virus is an extremely contagious…

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21 responses to Alabama Official Blames Measles On Gay Marriage And Teen Pregnancy

  1. Warman1138 February 5th, 2015 at 18:28

    Every day some fool conservative opens their mouth is an attempt to break the previous days record of ……..” The Most Stupid Thing Said. ” Do they have no intelligence or do they just assume that everyone else does not?………Or is it just meanness.

    • Suzanne McFly February 5th, 2015 at 18:45

      I would go with stupid grumps.

    • Halou February 6th, 2015 at 17:59

      There are about half a dozen people out there that will funnel seven-digit donations into their future campaign’s bank account each time they say something stupid.

  2. Warman1138 February 5th, 2015 at 19:28

    Every day some fool conservative opens their mouth is an attempt to break the previous days record of ……..” The Most Stupid Thing Said. ” Do they have no intelligence or do they just assume that everyone else does not?………Or is it just meanness.

    • Suzanne McFly February 5th, 2015 at 19:45

      I would go with stupid grumps.

    • Halou February 6th, 2015 at 18:59

      There are about half a dozen people out there that will funnel seven-digit donations into their future campaign’s bank account each time they say something stupid.

  3. Jake February 5th, 2015 at 18:31

    This sort of thinking is of the same ilk that drives believers to put people in cages and burn them. it is just a matter of degree.

    TAX the CHURCHES!

  4. Warman1138 February 5th, 2015 at 19:36

    So true.

  5. fahvel February 5th, 2015 at 18:51

    would this things head bounce if the chains around his ankles were attached to a hi-lift pickup going 60mph?

  6. fahvel February 5th, 2015 at 19:51

    would this things head bounce if the chains around his ankles were attached to a hi-lift pickup going 60mph?

  7. Obewon February 5th, 2015 at 20:10

    Another Greedy Oligarch Party (delusional psychotic) ignorant that Conservative SCOTUS 2013 ruled Equal Marriage the law of the land throughout the USA, beat the crap out of the rocks rattling around inside his empty noggin.

    ‘He also praised Alabama Guber Robert Bentley and well proven constitutionally illiterate Chief Justice Roy Moore.’ OMFG! Praise Felons: The speaker of the Alabama House of Representatives, Michael G. Hubbard, was arrested October 20, 2014 on 23 felony charges amid an extended inquiry into Montgomery’s political machinations. Hubbard engineered the Alabama Republiklan takeover of their Capitol less than four years ago. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/21/us/speaker-of-alabama-house-is-arrested-on-corruption-charges.html?_r=0

  8. Obewon February 5th, 2015 at 21:10

    Another Greedy Oligarch Party (delusional psychotic) ignorant that Conservative majority SCOTUS in 2013 ruled Equal Marriage the law of the land throughout the USA, beating the crap out of the dirt and gravel rattling around inside his empty noggin.

    ‘He also praised Alabama Guber Robert Bentley and well proven constitutionally illiterate Chief Justice Roy Moore.’ OMFG! Praise Felons: The speaker of the Alabama House of Representatives, Michael G. Hubbard, was arrested October 20, 2014 on 23 felony charges amid an extended inquiry into Montgomery’s political machinations. Hubbard engineered the Alabama Republiklan takeover of their Capitol less than four years ago. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/21/us/speaker-of-alabama-house-is-arrested-on-corruption-charges.html?_r=0 You can tell Alabama’s Public Service Commissioner Chip Beeker loves walking on the wildside & blames Funky Cold Medina! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ

  9. Larry Schmitt February 6th, 2015 at 07:54

    And that walk was uphill both ways, no doubt.

  10. Larry Schmitt February 6th, 2015 at 08:54

    And that walk was uphill both ways, no doubt.

  11. Apocalypse February 6th, 2015 at 15:12

    Imagine a government where leaders base policy on reality instead of religious mythology, where politicians don’t brag about a relationship with an imaginary being to get elected.

  12. Apocalypse February 6th, 2015 at 16:12

    Imagine a government where leaders base policy on reality instead of religious mythology, where politicians don’t brag about a relationship with an imaginary being to get elected.

  13. mikek44224 February 6th, 2015 at 19:20

    Imagine how much more smoothly things would run today if 150 years ago we had rewarded the South as traitors deserve.

  14. mikek44224 February 6th, 2015 at 20:20

    Imagine how much more smoothly things would run today if 150 years ago we had rewarded the South as traitors deserve.

  15. airtrix February 7th, 2015 at 18:01

    You can get pregnant from toilet seats and pool water is an effective contraception.

  16. $107635028 February 7th, 2015 at 19:01

    You can get pregnant from toilet seats and pool water is an effective contraception.

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