Christian Host: Katy Perry’s Halftime Show Will Be ‘Complete Maximum Evil’

Posted by | January 30, 2015 15:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Religion Top Stories


Jan Markel, host of “Understanding the Times” is worried that “complete maximum evil” will be seen at the Super Bowl.

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78 responses to Christian Host: Katy Perry’s Halftime Show Will Be ‘Complete Maximum Evil’

  1. arc99 January 30th, 2015 at 15:41

    Complete, maximum evil? So where does this rank on the galactic scale of evil?

    Is complete maximum evil bigger than super duper deluxe evil? Does it outrank triple-complete infinite evil? Critical details have been left out of Markel’s broadcast.

    Even bat-turd crazy rants require context.

  2. arc99 January 30th, 2015 at 16:41

    Complete, maximum evil? So where does this rank on the galactic scale of evil?

    Is complete maximum evil bigger than super duper deluxe evil? Does it outrank triple-complete infinite evil? Critical details have been left out of Markel’s broadcast.

    Even bat-turd crazy rants require context.

  3. tracey marie January 30th, 2015 at 15:48

    these phony xtians crack me up

  4. tracey marie January 30th, 2015 at 16:48

    these phony xtians crack me up

  5. tracey marie January 30th, 2015 at 15:56

    Her heart sunk and her stomach hurt when she heard her sons talking about the articulate and remarkable barack Obama…she cried and could not understabnd how her own have been sucked into liberalism. she is hilarious!

  6. tracey marie January 30th, 2015 at 16:56

    Her heart sunk and her stomach hurt when she heard her sons talking about the articulate and remarkable barack Obama…she cried and could not understabnd how her own have been sucked into liberalism. she is hilarious!

  7. fancypants January 30th, 2015 at 15:58

    so miley cyrus has competition ?
    let the gop angst begin….

  8. fancypants January 30th, 2015 at 16:58

    so miley cyrus has competition ?
    let the gop angst begin….

  9. Chinese Democracy January 30th, 2015 at 16:11

    eeeeevil cranked up to 11 . Jan Markel’s attack on sanity is anti- American

    • FatRat January 30th, 2015 at 18:05

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o
      Spinal Tap
      Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and…
      Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
      Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
      Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it’s louder? Is it any louder?
      Nigel Tufnel: Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it? It’s not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
      Marty DiBergi: I don’t know.
      Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
      Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

      Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

      Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

      Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

  10. Chinese Democracy January 30th, 2015 at 17:11

    eeeeevil cranked up to 11 . Jan Markel’s attack on sanity is anti- American

    • FatRat January 30th, 2015 at 19:05

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o
      Spinal Tap
      Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and…
      Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
      Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
      Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it’s louder? Is it any louder?
      Nigel Tufnel: Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it? It’s not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
      Marty DiBergi: I don’t know.
      Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
      Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

      Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

      Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

      Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

  11. whatthe46 January 30th, 2015 at 16:14

    where’s the article?

    • Larry Schmitt January 30th, 2015 at 16:36

      It’s an audio clip.

  12. whatthe46 January 30th, 2015 at 17:14

    where’s the article?

    • Larry Schmitt January 30th, 2015 at 17:36

      It’s an audio clip.

  13. Larry Schmitt January 30th, 2015 at 16:43

    I can’t listen to more than a minute of this excrement. She thinks there’s some kind of “occult attack” on this country. I assume she thinks it means related to the devil. My dictionary defines occult this way: Supernatural practices and techniques. Doesn’t say anything about evil, or the devil. Using that definition, religion in general is occult. I don’t know how anyone with anything but mush inside their skulls can listen to these “christian” stations. They have one point of view, and the entire world is seen through that prism. How boring.

  14. Larry Schmitt January 30th, 2015 at 17:43

    I can’t listen to more than a minute of this excrement. She thinks there’s some kind of “occult attack” on this country. I assume she thinks it means related to the devil. My dictionary defines occult this way: Supernatural practices and techniques. Doesn’t say anything about evil, or the devil. Using that definition, religion in general is occult. I don’t know how anyone with anything but mush inside their skulls can listen to these “christian” stations. They have one point of view, and the entire world is seen through that prism. How boring.

  15. Guy Lauten January 30th, 2015 at 16:52

    “Well isn’t THAT special, hmmmmm?”

  16. Guy Lauten January 30th, 2015 at 17:52

    “Well isn’t THAT special, hmmmmm?”

  17. StoneyCurtisll January 30th, 2015 at 17:14

    Katy perry began her career as a gospel singer when she was a teenager…
    Just how “evil” can she be?

  18. StoneyCurtisll January 30th, 2015 at 18:14

    Katy perry began her career as a gospel singer when she was a teenager…
    Just how “evil” can she be?

  19. Beau Phillips January 30th, 2015 at 17:29

    Ms. Perry may be “evil” with me anytime she wants…

  20. Beau Phillips January 30th, 2015 at 18:29

    Ms. Perry may be “evil” with me anytime she wants…

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