You Can Have Black James Bond If Rush Limbaugh Can Get A White Shaft

Posted by | January 6, 2015 18:00 | Filed under: Contributors News Behaving Badly Opinion Politics Tommy Christopher Top Stories


Conservative radio icon and honorary Hutt Rush Limbaugh really, really hates it when people call him “racist.” Just ask him. He hates it so much that, two weeks ago, he went off on a rant against the very idea of a black actor portraying fictional character James Bond, not because Rush Limbaugh is racist, but because the fictional character James Bond just is white, like Santa Claus and Jesus. Two weeks ago, Limbaugh responded to a hacked Sony email in which Sony Pictures Chair Amy Pascal bluntly says “Idris should be the next Bond,” referring to famous British actor Idris Elba, and told his audience that there’s no way Elba, “who is, I can’t say African-American, ’cause he’s British.  African English.  African Brit.  He’s black,” could possibly portray the fictional superspy.

“James Bond was invented, created by Ian Fleming, a former spy, MI6, and James Bond is a total concept put together by Ian Fleming,” Limbaugh explained, adding “He was white and Scottish, period. That is who James Bond is. But now Sony is suggesting that the next James Bond should be Idris Elba, a black Briton rather than a white from Scotland. But that’s not who James Bond is, and I know it’s racist to probably even point this out.”

While Limbaugh has a hard time knowing what to call a black person in this crazy, mixed-up PC world, he obviously has bothered to Google James Bond. Of course, he knows that the character James Bond has been changed countless times, was first portrayed onscreen as an American by actor Barry Nelson, wasn’t assigned Scottish ancestry by author Ian Fleming until several years into Sean Connery’s portrayal, and has been played by Australian, Irish, and English actors since then.

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

67 responses to You Can Have Black James Bond If Rush Limbaugh Can Get A White Shaft

  1. FrankenPC . January 6th, 2015 at 21:43

    “You Can Have Black James Bond If Rush Limbaugh Can Get A White Shaft”

    I KNOW it’s early 2015. But I think we have the funniest LiberalLand headline of the year. Or at least a serious contender.

    • bpollen January 7th, 2015 at 06:07

      Entendre is best when doubled!

  2. FrankenPC . January 6th, 2015 at 22:43

    “You Can Have Black James Bond If Rush Limbaugh Can Get A White Shaft”

    I KNOW it’s early 2015. But I think we have the funniest LiberalLand headline of the year. Or at least a serious contender.

    • bpollen January 7th, 2015 at 07:07

      Entendre is best when doubled!

  3. fancypants January 6th, 2015 at 21:57

    when or if rush wakes up to notice that there is no director casting a new james bond film Because they haven’t finished spectre as far as I know

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDDCVPR3wws

  4. fancypants January 6th, 2015 at 22:57

    when or if rush wakes up to notice that there is no director casting a new james bond film Because they haven’t finished spectre as far as I know

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDDCVPR3wws

  5. rg9rts January 7th, 2015 at 07:51

    I’ll behave…hard as it is with that headline….ROTFLMAO

  6. rg9rts January 7th, 2015 at 08:51

    I’ll behave…hard as it is with that headline….ROTFLMAO

  7. William January 7th, 2015 at 08:52

    Definitely headline of the year

  8. William January 7th, 2015 at 09:52

    Definitely headline of the year

  9. StoneyCurtisll January 7th, 2015 at 15:09

    Shaft..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFvRvSxsW-I

  10. StoneyCurtisll January 7th, 2015 at 16:09

    Shaft..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFvRvSxsW-I

  11. StoneyCurtisll January 7th, 2015 at 15:13

    What will Rush demand next?
    A white Superfly..
    Or a white Rudy Ray Moore, (Dolomite)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stmzlKVYncw

  12. StoneyCurtisll January 7th, 2015 at 16:13

    What will Rush demand next?
    A white Superfly..
    Or a white Rudy Ray Moore, (Dolemite)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stmzlKVYncw

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