FreakOutNation: Palin Defends Dog Abuse By Attacking Obama

Posted by | January 4, 2015 09:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories

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Sarah Palin is very angry that pictures of her son standing on a dog has angered the Internets. She took to her Facebook page to put some words together to form sentences:

Dear PETA,

Chill. At least Trig didn’t eat the dog.

Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the Year”, Ellen DeGeneres? Did you get all wee-wee’d up when she posted this sweet picture?

 Hypocritical, much?

Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating dead dog meat?

To Ms. Palin, the way you treat a live dog can be compared to the way you treat leather upholstery or eat fish.

Aren’t you the same anti-beef screamers blogging hate from your comfy leather office chairs, wrapped in your fashionable leather belts above your kickin’ new leather pumps you bought because your celebrity idols (who sport fur and crocodile purses) grinned in a tabloid wearing the exact same Louboutins exiting sleek cowhide covered limo seats on their way to some liberal fundraiser shindig at some sushi bar that features poor dead smelly roe (that I used to strip from our Bristol Bay-caught fish, and in a Dillingham cannery I packed those castoff fish eggs for you while laughing with co-workers about the suckers paying absurdly high prices to party with the throw away parts of our wild seafood)? I believe you call those discarded funky eggs “caviar”.

And this is a great opportunity to attack liberals:

Toward the end of her angry message, she wrote, “Our pets, including Trig’s best buddy Jill Hadassah, are loved, spoiled and cared for more than some people care for their fellow man whose politics may not mesh with nonsensical liberally failed ways or don’t fit your flighty standards.”

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100 responses to FreakOutNation: Palin Defends Dog Abuse By Attacking Obama

  1. William January 4th, 2015 at 13:34

    Even with the Rosetta Stone “How to speak Wal-Mart” guide, I cannot understand her.

    • whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 13:48

      awesome.

    • Coprolite January 4th, 2015 at 14:33

      well, you bought the wrong Rosetta Stone package….you want the “how to talk to your salad” package.

      • whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 15:29

        or “How to understand Word Salad for Dummies.”

        • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 16:43

          Word salad. Is that like alphabet soup?

  2. William January 4th, 2015 at 14:34

    Even with the Rosetta Stone “How to speak Wal-Mart” guide, I cannot understand her.

    • whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 14:48

      awesome.

    • Coprolite January 4th, 2015 at 15:33

      well, you bought the wrong Rosetta Stone package….you want the “how to talk to your salad” package.

      • whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 16:29

        or “How to understand Word Salad for Dummies.”

        • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 17:43

          Word salad. Is that like alphabet soup?

  3. Not_Phyllis January 4th, 2015 at 13:42

    What the HELL?! Is this from The Onion?! It’s not?

    *facepalm*

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 14:02

      That could apply to just about everything she says. The Onion or the Daily Currant.

  4. $14530492 January 4th, 2015 at 14:42

    What the HELL?! Is this from The Onion?! It’s not?

    *facepalm*

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 15:02

      That could apply to just about everything she says. The Onion or the Daily Currant.

  5. whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 13:55

    this is serious child like behavior. and people still think someone who can start a cat fight like a middle school girl on FACEBOOK is fit for or was ever fit for office, shows their level of intelligence. wow.

  6. whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 14:55

    this is serious child like behavior. and people still think someone who can start a cat fight like a middle school girl on FACEBOOK is fit for or was ever fit for office, shows their level of intelligence. wow.

  7. AJ SAIZ January 4th, 2015 at 14:22

    But for this President kicking John McCain’s ass…… this wack job would have been a breath away from the Presidency.

    • MarcoZandrini January 4th, 2015 at 16:19

      I say “thanks” every day!

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 16:44

      That one act undid any good McCain had done previously.

  8. AJ SAIZ January 4th, 2015 at 15:22

    But for this President kicking John McCain’s ass…… this wack job would have been a breath away from the Presidency.

    • MarcoZandrini January 4th, 2015 at 17:19

      I say “thanks” every day!

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 17:44

      That one act undid any good McCain had done previously.

  9. worrierking January 4th, 2015 at 16:34

    It’s like reading Melville. Except that Herman’s run on sentences actually made sense and his antagonist was a hell of a lot more intelligent.

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 16:39

      The krill his antagonist chases are more intelligent.

    • The_C_a_t January 4th, 2015 at 17:04

      Hey!

  10. worrierking January 4th, 2015 at 17:34

    It’s like reading Melville. Except that Herman’s run on sentences actually made sense and his antagonist was a hell of a lot more intelligent.

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 17:39

      The krill his antagonist chases are more intelligent.

    • The_C_a_t January 4th, 2015 at 18:04

      Hey!

  11. The_C_a_t January 4th, 2015 at 17:03

    Attention Sarah ‘The Quitter’ Palin:

    Sarah? Yeah, the dog meat that Obama ate was already dead. The dog your son was standing on was still alive. Hopefully this will clear up the difference for you. By the way? Dog meat is just as tasty as horse, and just as edible by humans. The way you handle firearms, I’m surprised that your only recourse for meat isn’t SPAM.

  12. The_C_a_t January 4th, 2015 at 18:03

    Attention Sarah ‘The Quitter’ Palin:

    Sarah? Yeah, the dog meat that Obama ate was already dead. The dog your son was standing on was still alive. Hopefully this will clear up the difference for you. By the way? Dog meat is just as tasty as horse, and just as edible by humans. The way you handle firearms, I’m surprised that your only recourse for meat isn’t SPAM.

  13. Candide Thirtythree January 5th, 2015 at 02:15

    Um, I do not speak or understand Teabonics, can anyone translate that gibberish into English?

  14. Candide Thirtythree January 5th, 2015 at 03:15

    Um, I do not speak or understand Teabonics, can anyone translate that gibberish into English?

  15. ShelleysLeg January 6th, 2015 at 08:02

    Where can I hire a limo that has ‘cowhide’ seats? And for the record I’m a 5th generation liberal Texan and have yet to see cowhide seats.

  16. ShelleysLeg January 6th, 2015 at 09:02

    Where can I hire a limo that has ‘cowhide’ seats? And for the record I’m a 5th generation liberal Texan and have yet to see cowhide seats.

  17. fancypants January 6th, 2015 at 20:37

    So sarah points out other celebrities abuse with animals and NOW its ok if she takes her own pictures of abuse.
    Yea that’s right sarah THEY are not going to be in office anytime soon and now we can add one more to that club KUDOS and thanks for the picture proof

  18. fancypants January 6th, 2015 at 21:37

    So sarah points out other celebrities abuse with animals and NOW its ok if she takes her own pictures of abuse.
    Yea that’s right sarah THEY are not going to be in office anytime soon and now we can add one more to that club KUDOS and thanks for the picture proof

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