Conservative Twitter: Praise God, Merry Christmas And Impeach Obama

Posted by | December 25, 2014 16:43 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


While we gathered with friends and family, eating an amazing meal, some of us celebrated the life of Jesus Christ, others celebrated the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

It’s all good. For each religion or non-religion, there’s something symbolic today.

For example, Republicans praised GOP Jesus while calling for Obama’s impeachment, because tyranny and stuff.

 

Watch me say it: Merry Christmas!

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Give Glory to God and kill everyone:

Merry Christmas to everyone, no matter what your political leanings are. Oh, and Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi! 

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103 responses to Conservative Twitter: Praise God, Merry Christmas And Impeach Obama

  1. searambler December 25th, 2014 at 16:48

    Always a kkklassy group, those conservatives…..

  2. searambler December 25th, 2014 at 17:48

    Always a kkklassy group, those conservatives…..

  3. Jake December 25th, 2014 at 16:51

    Sometimes i think Conservatives have exactly the same faith in jesus Christ as I do.

    TAX the CHURCHES!

  4. whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 16:59

    i’m debating with myself. should i say “GOD bless the stupid” or not.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 17:37

      The ‘stupid’ are too important to leave to a single god..
      That’s why I always use “the gods”..

  5. whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 17:59

    i’m debating with myself. should i say “GOD bless the stupid” or not.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 18:37

      The ‘stupid’ are too important to leave to a single god..
      That’s why I always use “the gods”..

  6. Maxx44 December 25th, 2014 at 17:24

    “My Jesus says for us to impeach Obama and kill all of the evil people in the USA! Jesus is Lord”

    And the RWNJs think Muslims are blood thirsty religious fanatics!

    • Republicans_are_Evil December 25th, 2014 at 20:44

      I do hope someone sent that tweet to the authorities. We need to lock up these right wing criminals.

    • MrKoyote December 26th, 2014 at 14:38

      I have a Facebook friend who has cerebral palsy, and limited mental capacity. Lately he’s been posting crap just like this all over the internet. I’m not sure whose feeding him this shit. But that’s what they do. They prey on the ignorant and those with lower intelligence, and not much education!

  7. Maxx44 December 25th, 2014 at 18:24

    “My Jesus says for us to impeach Obama and kill all of the evil people in the USA! Jesus is Lord”

    And the RWNJs think Muslims are blood thirsty religious fanatics!

    • Republicans_are_Evil December 25th, 2014 at 21:44

      I do hope someone sent that tweet to the authorities. We need to lock up these right wing criminals.

    • MrKoyote December 26th, 2014 at 15:38

      I have a Facebook friend who has cerebral palsy, and limited mental capacity. Lately he’s been posting crap just like this all over the internet. I’m not sure whose feeding him this shit. But that’s what they do. They prey on the ignorant and those with lower intelligence, and not much education!

  8. StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 17:29

    As a lifelong atheist, isn’t it about time we took the christ out of Xmas?
    It’s not like these so called “Christians” actually follow the teaching of their imaginary messiah.
    And they do not seem content with shoving it down everyone else throats..
    But I can play along with the charade, and wish everyone a Merry Christmas, if that’s what it takes to placate their needs.

  9. StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 18:29

    As a lifelong atheist, isn’t it about time we took the christ out of Xmas?
    It’s not like these so called “Christians” actually follow the teaching of their imaginary messiah.
    And they do not seem content with shoving it down everyone else throats..
    But I can play along with the charade, and wish everyone a Merry Christmas, if that’s what it takes to placate their needs.

  10. Eric Trommater December 25th, 2014 at 17:30

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVok167KJPw

  11. Eric Trommater December 25th, 2014 at 18:30

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVok167KJPw

  12. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker December 25th, 2014 at 17:35

    Praise Dog and send Cheney to the Hague!

  13. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker December 25th, 2014 at 18:35

    Praise Dog and send Cheney to the Hague!

  14. whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 17:42

    Obama was elected president 2 times and is doing a damn good job at that, why do these racist idiots think he gives a flying shit what they say or think. he’s in the white house, brushing it off.

  15. whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 18:42

    Obama was elected president 2 times and is doing a damn good job at that, why do these racist idiots think he gives a flying shit what they say or think. he’s in the white house, brushing it off.

  16. whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 17:53

    he’s sitting in the white house, having been elected twice, not giving a flying sh’t about these idiots. they think about him a hell of a lot more that he thinks about them.

  17. whatthe46 December 25th, 2014 at 18:53

    he’s sitting in the white house, having been elected twice, not giving a flying sh’t about these idiots. they think about him a hell of a lot more that he thinks about them.

  18. StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 17:58

    I know it’s the holiday..
    And things are a little slow on our favorite site..
    This might be a good time to share some music, (my passion)..
    If no one minds..
    I’m going way back in my time machine for this one..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0N6TfU54o8&index=120&list=FLd7xLvM5DtriMX01H65n0nQ

    • Hirightnow December 25th, 2014 at 20:11

      Him and Warren Zevon…two of the best musicians of their kind.
      (How to describe “their kind”, now, is another matter…)

  19. StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 18:58

    I know it’s the holiday..
    And things are a little slow on our favorite site..
    This might be a good time to share some music, (my passion)..
    If no one minds..
    I’m going way back in my time machine for this one..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0N6TfU54o8&index=120&list=FLd7xLvM5DtriMX01H65n0nQ

    • Hirightnow December 25th, 2014 at 21:11

      Him and Warren Zevon…two of the best musicians of their kind.
      (How to describe “their kind”, now, is another matter…)

  20. Larry Schmitt December 25th, 2014 at 18:04

    Can someone tell me who is preventing anyone from saying Merry Christmas?

    • StoneyCurtisll December 25th, 2014 at 18:07

      There must be a pro Christmas warrior who has the answer…
      But I know of no one..:)

      • Chinese Democracy December 25th, 2014 at 19:35

        Bill O knows

    • Anomaly 100 December 25th, 2014 at 19:10

      Merry Christmas!

    • Hirightnow December 25th, 2014 at 20:10

      Evil Hollywood Liberal Jews?

      Sharia-law touting Muslim terrists fresh from the Mexican border?
      Gay Boy Scouts?
      There HAS to be someone…

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