Santa: Republican Or Democrat?
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Anomaly 100 December 23rd, 2014 at 08:54
Long haired Socialist Santa is not a Republican.
granpa.usthai December 23rd, 2014 at 10:38
agreed, but looks can be deceptive. [he is a fat chubby WHITE guy with a WHITE Beard that lives in an ALL WHITE neighborhood that’s as cold as ice]. I go with the ‘judge by deeds’. Gifts given freely to all who, deserving or not, need only sit on his lap and ask is definitely NOT REPUBLICAN. But he does seem to favor the children of the wealthy more so than the working or poor. (eg: Mitt gets a car elevator, Ms. Anne gets a talking pony and Rush gets to travel to an area of the world where child prostitution is tolerated with a bagful of Viagra), while little Johnny and Susie from the other side of the tracks only get a pair of socks or maybe a piece of rock candy. Not very fair, and I would not oppose giving a ‘Christmas Bonus’ for children of the not so Republican sos their parents could entertain dear ole Santa a bit better. Kinda enhances the spirit of the ‘giving in good cheer’ theme of the Holiday.
Anomaly 100 December 23rd, 2014 at 09:54
Long haired Socialist Santa is not a Republican.
granpa.usthai December 23rd, 2014 at 11:38
agreed, but looks can be deceptive. [he is a fat chubby WHITE guy with a WHITE Beard that lives in an ALL WHITE neighborhood that’s as cold as ice]. I go with the ‘judge by deeds’. Gifts given freely to all who, deserving or not, need only sit on his lap and ask is definitely NOT REPUBLICAN. But he does seem to favor the children of the wealthy more so than the working or poor. (eg: Mitt gets a car elevator, Ms. Anne gets a talking pony and Rush gets to travel to an area of the world where child prostitution is tolerated with a bagful of Viagra), while little Johnny and Susie from the other side of the tracks only get a pair of socks or maybe a piece of rock candy. Not very fair, and I would not oppose giving a ‘Christmas Bonus’ for children of the not so Republican sos their parents could entertain dear ole Santa a bit better. Kinda enhances the spirit of the ‘giving in good cheer’ theme of the Holiday.
Larry Schmitt December 23rd, 2014 at 09:26
Yes, Santa is a republican. Like true republicans, he doesn’t exist.
granpa.usthai December 23rd, 2014 at 10:41
Santa is as real as you want him to be – unfortunately, Teabagger Republicans cannot be wished away so easily.
Larry Schmitt December 23rd, 2014 at 10:26
Yes, Santa is a republican. Like true republicans, he doesn’t exist.
granpa.usthai December 23rd, 2014 at 11:41
Santa is as real as you want him to be – unfortunately, Teabagger Republicans cannot be wished away so easily.
mea_mark December 23rd, 2014 at 09:27
Santa is smart, therefore he can’t possibly be a republican. I have my doubts about him being a democrat though, he’s probably independent. Santa rises above the political fray, flying over everybody’s heads, bringing good cheer as he goes.
Larry Schmitt December 23rd, 2014 at 09:28
That cheer thing clinched it. Definitely not republican. How much cheer do you get from Bill and Rush?
rg9rts December 24th, 2014 at 02:54
And rains down reindeer poo on all equally
mea_mark December 23rd, 2014 at 10:27
Santa is smart, therefore he can’t possibly be a republican. I have my doubts about him being a democrat though, he’s probably independent. Santa rises above the political fray, flying over everybody’s heads, bringing good cheer as he goes.
Larry Schmitt December 23rd, 2014 at 10:28
That cheer thing clinched it. Definitely not republican. How much cheer do you get from Bill and Rush?
rg9rts December 24th, 2014 at 03:54
And rains down reindeer poo on all equally
Mike Butkus Jr. December 23rd, 2014 at 09:39
http://youtu.be/AWlyJG-ojQk
Well of course he’s a Democrat
Mike Butkus Jr. December 23rd, 2014 at 10:39
http://youtu.be/AWlyJG-ojQknWell of course he’s a Democrat
R.J. Carter December 23rd, 2014 at 10:38
Oh, he’s definitely a Democrat.
He delivers free things to children that the parents have to pay for.
He employs indigenous natives in menial labor tasks that keep his estate running.
He redistributes things around the world and takes all the credit for it.
And he sees you when your sleeping and he knows when you’re awake.
R.J. Carter December 23rd, 2014 at 11:38
Oh, he’s definitely a Democrat.nHe delivers free things to children that the parents have to pay for.nHe employs indigenous natives in menial labor tasks that keep his estate running.nHe redistributes things around the world and takes all the credit for it.nAnd he sees you when your sleeping and he knows when you’re awake.
Foundryman December 23rd, 2014 at 11:42
Considering supernatural magic is part of Santa’s mystique, he would never fit in with the religious right.
Foundryman December 23rd, 2014 at 12:42
Considering supernatural magic is part of Santa’s mystique, he would never fit in with the religious right.
lcg December 23rd, 2014 at 13:51
Santa lives at the North Pole. He’s not an American. Your question is invalid.
searambler December 23rd, 2014 at 17:45
But that’s only for tax avoidance purposes. He actually lives in Florida.
lycg December 23rd, 2014 at 14:51
Santa lives at the North Pole. He’s not an American. Your question is invalid.
searambler December 23rd, 2014 at 18:45
But that’s only for tax avoidance purposes. He actually lives in Florida.
Abby Normal December 23rd, 2014 at 14:07
Santa is most definitely NOT a Republican. If he were, he’d slide down the chimney and STEAL the childrens’ toys. Then he’d go through mom’s purse and, if he found any foodstamps, he’d take those too.
Then he’d pee on the carpet and disappear up the chimney.
Abby Normal December 23rd, 2014 at 15:07
Santa is most definitely NOT a Republican. If he were, he’d slide down the chimney and STEAL the childrens’ toys. Then he’d go through mom’s purse and, if he found any foodstamps, he’d take those too.
Then he’d pee on the carpet and disappear up the chimney.
ExPFCWintergreen December 23rd, 2014 at 14:24
Kris Kringle is a foreigner. Which, by definition, means “Socialist” to 9/10ths of Real Amuricans.™ After all, he gives to each child according to need, not according to ability. And he totes doesn’t believe in any Exceptionalism, except perhaps North Polean Exceptionalism. And talk about a wealth-spreader-arounder!
ExPFCWintergreen December 23rd, 2014 at 15:24
Kris Kringle is a foreigner. Which, by definition, means “Socialist” to 9/10ths of Real Amuricans.™ After all, he gives to each child according to need, not according to ability. And he totes doesn’t believe in any Exceptionalism, except perhaps North Polean Exceptionalism. And talk about a wealth-spreader-arounder!
searambler December 23rd, 2014 at 17:56
He knows who’s naughty and who’s nice. Ergo, he’s spying on the populace. Under authority of the Patriot Act. Enacted under GW. Therefore, he’s a Republican.
BUT, he spreads joy and goodwill and cheer. He gives out presents to all kids, regardless of race or religion or socio-economic status. Therefore, he’s a Democrat.
BUT, there is never any mention of exactly where he gets the scratch to pay his workers or make his toys. Dark money funding him? Republican.
BUT, he delivers millions of toys to millions of kids around the world, all in one night, with the help of a bunch of reindeer, a sled, and some ‘magic dust.’
He’s a jolly old elf…
searambler December 23rd, 2014 at 18:56
He knows who’s naughty and who’s nice. Ergo, he’s spying on the populace. Under authority of the Patriot Act. Enacted under GW. Therefore, he’s a Republican.
BUT, he spreads joy and goodwill and cheer. He gives out presents to all kids, regardless of race or religion or socio-economic status. Therefore, he’s a Democrat.
BUT, there is never any mention of exactly where he gets the scratch to pay his workers or make his toys. Dark money funding him? Republican.
BUT, he delivers millions of toys to millions of kids around the world, all in one night, with the help of a bunch of reindeer, a sled, and some ‘magic dust.’
He’s a jolly old elf…