Michele Bachmann Gives Farewell Speech, Gives Thanks To Moses and ‘Prayer Warriors’

Posted by | December 10, 2014 13:15 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


In Rep. Michele Bachmann’s farewell speech today, she gave kudos to “prayer warriors” and of course, Moses.  She was thankful for her staff, her donors and the guy who literally drives the trains in the basement of the Capitol, according to the Star Tribune.

“It’s an honor and it’s the ride of a lifetime,” Bachmann said. “I’m so filled with joy and so much happiness and understanding that the privilege that I have is one of being really a link on a chain. It’s gone on for hundreds of years and I stand right here on the soil in the square feet that are the freest square feet in the world.”

The Star Tribune reports:

She said the reason why there is government is to secure for everyone “the rights God gave us.” She talked about Moses, who the Bible says decreed the Ten Commandments.

“It’s an honor. Where else could we find this level of freedom anywhere in the world?” she said, standing alone on the House floor. “This is the room where the laws of our nation’s laws are formulated.”

Bachmann thanked her donors. She thanked her “prayer warriors” — people who prayed for her through her political ups and downs — and she thanked her staff and some Capitol employees, including James, who drives the train between House Office Buildings and the Capitol. She thanked the constituents in Minnesota’s Sixth Congressional District. And she thanked veterans.

“It is our job not to think only of ourselves but to think of the generations that are yet to come,” the climate change denier said. “My favorite Americans are people who didn’t know they were Americans. They were the Pilgrims,” said the woman who is opposed to immigration reform.

Watch:

Of course, we now have Joni Ernst, so bloggers won’t miss Bachmann too much.

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60 responses to Michele Bachmann Gives Farewell Speech, Gives Thanks To Moses and ‘Prayer Warriors’

  1. Larry Schmitt December 10th, 2014 at 13:20

    Freedoms like the ability to spout complete bullshit, and get paid $174,000 a year for it. And by the way, Michelle, good riddance.

    • Anomaly 100 December 10th, 2014 at 13:26

      I’d love a jerb like that. Her accomplishments = 0

      • Larry Schmitt December 10th, 2014 at 13:33

        Not quite zero. She made up half of a memorable duo, the Dopesy Twins, along with Sarah Palin. For that they will both be fondly remembered.

    • anothertoothpick December 10th, 2014 at 14:54

      In 2018 she will receive a pension over $40,000/year.

      Not many working Americans will have this kind of pension, if any when the repubs get done.

      She will be another pig at the trough for the rest of her life.

  2. Larry Schmitt December 10th, 2014 at 14:20

    Freedoms like the ability to spout complete bullshit, and get paid $174,000 a year for it. And by the way, Michelle, good riddance.

    • Anomaly 100 December 10th, 2014 at 14:26

      I’d love a jerb like that. Her accomplishments = 0

      • Larry Schmitt December 10th, 2014 at 14:33

        Not quite zero. She made up half of a memorable duo, the Dopesy Twins, along with Sarah Palin. For that they will both be fondly remembered.

    • anothertoothpick December 10th, 2014 at 15:54

      In 2018 she will receive a pension over $40,000/year.

      Not many working Americans will have this kind of pension, if any when the repubs get done.

      She will be another pig at the trough for the rest of her life.

  3. rational_thinking_one December 10th, 2014 at 13:21

    Hopefully she makes a run for the White House in 2016. I can’t wait for the “I’m crazier than him/her” Republican primaries.

  4. rational_thinking_one December 10th, 2014 at 14:21

    Hopefully she makes a run for the White House in 2016. I can’t wait for the “I’m crazier than him/her” Republican primaries.

  5. Larry Schmitt December 10th, 2014 at 13:26

    Oh, and the pilgrims weren’t Americans, because there wasn’t an America yet. That would be like calling cave men Europeans.

  6. Larry Schmitt December 10th, 2014 at 14:26

    Oh, and the pilgrims weren’t Americans, because there wasn’t an America yet. That would be like calling cave men Europeans.

  7. Denise December 10th, 2014 at 13:31

    she is getting ready for the big house.

  8. Denise December 10th, 2014 at 14:31

    she is getting ready for the big house. The pilgrims were illegal immigrants, who lacked paperwork and who gave birth to anchor babies

  9. shocktreatment December 10th, 2014 at 13:40

    How can anyone watch that vid and not conclude that beyond her intellectual deficits, Shelly suffers from serious mental health issues?

    Really, she is demented–

  10. shocktreatment December 10th, 2014 at 14:40

    How can anyone watch that vid and not conclude that beyond her intellectual deficits, Shelly suffers from serious mental health issues?

    Really, she is demented–

  11. tiredoftea December 10th, 2014 at 13:44

    “…I stand right here on the soil in the square feet that are the freest square feet in the world.” WTF! Suddenly the bumbum revirgined queen is looking like a Nobel candidate!

  12. tiredoftea December 10th, 2014 at 14:44

    “…I stand right here on the soil in the square feet that are the freest square feet in the world.” WTF! Suddenly the bumbum revirgined queen is looking like a Nobel candidate!

  13. hard2findu December 10th, 2014 at 13:48

    Oh happy days, good bye you evil slit, may you hear the screams of every one of your victims, every night as your gay husband refuses to touch you

  14. hard2findu December 10th, 2014 at 14:48

    Oh happy days, good bye you evil slit, may you hear the screams of every one of your victims, every night as your gay husband refuses to touch you

  15. Bunya December 10th, 2014 at 14:15

    And I’d like to thank all the sane people among us who voted her out of office.
    Yes Michele, my favorite Americans also were the Pilgrims. They were the first immigrants, you know.

    • edmeyer_able December 10th, 2014 at 14:22

      I was under the impression her “retirement ” was part of a plea deal due to campaign finance irregularities.

    • Scopedog December 10th, 2014 at 15:07

      Unfortunately, even though she’s out, there are even more crazies coming in….

  16. Bunya December 10th, 2014 at 15:15

    And I’d like to thank all the sane people among us who voted her out of office.
    Yes Michele, my favorite Americans also were the Pilgrims. They were the first immigrants, you know.

    • edmeyer_able December 10th, 2014 at 15:22

      I was under the impression her “retirement ” was part of a plea deal due to campaign finance irregularities.

    • Scopedog December 10th, 2014 at 16:07

      Unfortunately, even though she’s out, there are even more crazies coming in….

  17. rg9rts December 10th, 2014 at 14:28

    Good riddance

  18. rg9rts December 10th, 2014 at 15:28

    Good riddance

  19. edmeyer_able December 10th, 2014 at 14:30

    So the next question is will she team up w/the other grifter sara palin or strike out on her own?

    • rg9rts December 10th, 2014 at 14:31

      Their own POTUS ticket!

    • Pilotshark December 10th, 2014 at 14:52

      think she still needs to survive the FBI and FEC investigations from her last try.

    • Scopedog December 10th, 2014 at 15:07

      Probably. There’s always an open position at Fox News….

  20. edmeyer_able December 10th, 2014 at 15:30

    So the next question is will she team up w/the other grifter sara palin or strike out on her own?

    • rg9rts December 10th, 2014 at 15:31

      Their own POTUS ticket!

    • Pilotshark December 10th, 2014 at 15:52

      think she still needs to survive the FBI and FEC investigations from her last try.

    • Scopedog December 10th, 2014 at 16:07

      Probably. There’s always an open position at Fox News….

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