Environmental Activist Marries Tree
It’s his second marriage, to his second tree, although it is believed to be the tree’s first.
Click here for reuse options!Serial tree-hugger Richard Torres tied the knot with his second tree Sunday in a fanciful gathering in Colombia which aimed at raising environmental awareness.
A beaming Torres, dressed in a stylish white suit, orange tie and large sunglasses, posed for photos beside the decorated tree in Bogota, Colombia’s national park, NBC reported.
During the ornate ceremony young girls placed fruits and vegetables at the base of the tree as offerings.
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Jake November 26th, 2014 at 07:36
Let’s see how long it lasts before one of them…errr….leaves.
rg9rts November 26th, 2014 at 08:27
Autumn
Wayout November 26th, 2014 at 07:49
Another member of the looney left.
Glen November 26th, 2014 at 08:05
Do you know what the difference is between the loony left and the loony right?
The rest of the left point to the loony left and laugh at them, and otherwise think of them as loony. The rest of the right welcome the loony right with open arms and seem to spend a lot of time trying to emulate them.
rg9rts November 26th, 2014 at 08:27
Well put wayout is wacked out from the get go
rg9rts November 26th, 2014 at 08:26
Looks more like a rightwingnut to me
jasperjava November 26th, 2014 at 09:50
Much better a loony lefty who loves trees, than a loony rights who loves guns, violence, police brutality, racism, sexism, homophobia, economic inequality, plutocracy, religious bigotry, theocracy, ignorance, hatred, selfishness, greed, etc.
edmeyer_able November 26th, 2014 at 10:31
Because ONLY a liberal would care about the environment, not…./s
Wayout November 26th, 2014 at 08:49
Another member of the looney left.
Glen November 26th, 2014 at 09:05
Do you know what the difference is between the loony left and the loony right?
The rest of the left point to the loony left and laugh at them, and otherwise think of them as loony. The rest of the right welcome the loony right with open arms and seem to spend a lot of time trying to emulate them.
rg9rts November 26th, 2014 at 09:27
Well put wayout is wacked out from the get go
rg9rts November 26th, 2014 at 09:26
Looks more like a rightwingnut to me
jasperjava November 26th, 2014 at 10:50
Much better a loony lefty who loves trees, than loony right-wingnuts who love guns, violence, police brutality, racism, sexism, homophobia, economic inequality, plutocracy, religious bigotry, theocracy, ignorance, hatred, selfishness, greed, etc.
edmeyer_able November 26th, 2014 at 11:31
Because ONLY a liberal would care about the environment, not…./s
Glen November 26th, 2014 at 08:06
I’m pretty sure that wedding is necessarily legally null and void (no matter how any rational legal system for marriage is constructed), for one simple reason: the tree is incapable of giving consent and entering into a legal contract.
Glen November 26th, 2014 at 09:06
I’m pretty sure that wedding is necessarily legally null and void (no matter how any rational legal system for marriage is constructed), for one simple reason: the tree is incapable of giving consent and entering into a legal contract.
rg9rts November 26th, 2014 at 09:27
Autumn
jasperjava November 26th, 2014 at 09:45
See? The right-wing bigots warned us that allowing gay marriage would lead to a slippery slope.
From tree hugger to tree f#cker. Nice knothole down there within easy reach?
jasperjava November 26th, 2014 at 10:45
See? The right-wing bigots warned us that allowing gay marriage would lead to a slippery slope.
From tree hugger to tree f#cker. Nice knothole down there within easy reach?
jasperjava November 26th, 2014 at 09:55
Just wait ’til he finds out who that tree has been pollinating with. I see infidelity, heartbreak, and divorce proceedings in the near future.
jasperjava November 26th, 2014 at 10:55
Just wait ’til he finds out who that tree has been pollinating with. I see infidelity, heartbreak, and divorce proceedings in the near future.
mea_mark November 26th, 2014 at 10:23
What happened to the first tree?
mea_mark November 26th, 2014 at 11:23
What happened to the first tree?
Jamal Johnson November 26th, 2014 at 11:11
umm…splinters? ouch…