Michele Bachmann: Immigration Reform To Create ‘Illiterate’ Democratic Voters

Posted by | November 20, 2014 12:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


The following marks the eleventy thousandth excuse by Republicans in opposition to skeery immigrants remaining in our country. The top excuse is that Obama’s for it, so Republicans are against it.

The other excuses are: Obama.

MSNBC reports:

Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann believes that President Barack Obama’s anticipated executive action on immigration could create “illiterate” Democratic voters, she said in comments reported by The Washington Post’s Robert Costa on Wednesday.

Obama will unveil his plans for immigration reform, which could protect millions of undocumented immigrants from deportation, in a prime-time speech on Thursday.

“Even though the president says they won’t be able to vote, we all know that many, in all likelihood, will vote,” Bachmann reportedly said. “The president has a very single-minded vision. He’s looking at new voters for 2016 … People do vote without being a citizen. It’s a wink and a nod, we all know it’s going to happen.”

In addition to alleging that voter fraud is commonplace, Bachmann claimed that U.S. taxpayers would bear the “social cost” of “millions of unskilled, illiterate, foreign nationals coming into the United States who can’t speak the English language.”

In response to a question about whether she was referring to Spanish speakers when using the word “illiterate,” Bachmann said, “Some are, some aren’t. I’ve been down to the border. The reason why I would say that is I spent four days at the border and spoke to American Hispanics on the border. That’s what they told me.”

So she’s saying that Hispanics told her they were illiterate. That’s highly doubtful.

Bachmann went on to say that she wasn’t using a “pejorative term” but just repeating what Hispanic people had told her during her trip.

So much for that GOP minority outreach effort. It lasted for an entire New York minute. 

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115 responses to Michele Bachmann: Immigration Reform To Create ‘Illiterate’ Democratic Voters

  1. Margie Bateman Osgood November 20th, 2014 at 12:36

    But it would never match the number of stupid Republicans in congress. And no one could ever excel to her particular special form of stupidity.

    • edmeyer_able November 20th, 2014 at 12:39

      IKR they’re not “scientists”.

    • tracey marie November 20th, 2014 at 15:01

      gohmert

  2. Margie Bateman Osgood November 20th, 2014 at 13:36

    But it would never match the number of stupid Republicans in congress. And no one could ever excel to her particular special form of stupidity.

    • edmeyer_able November 20th, 2014 at 13:39

      IKR they’re not “scientists”.

    • tracey marie November 20th, 2014 at 16:01

      gohmert

  3. edmeyer_able November 20th, 2014 at 12:38

    Democratic voters aren’t illiterate they’re apathetic. On another note I fear that those growing up today don’t know much about the Holocaust but that 75 years from now the youth will know about the kardashians.

  4. edmeyer_able November 20th, 2014 at 13:38

    Democratic voters aren’t illiterate they’re apathetic. On another note I fear that those growing up today don’t know much about the Holocaust but that 75 years from now the youth will know about the kardashians.

  5. Wayout November 20th, 2014 at 12:40

    Too late Michelle, they already are. People who support the Democrats vote celebrity and do not care one wit about the Constitution. All we have to do is witness the outpouring of Democrat support for the current occupant of the White House who thumbs his nose at the rule of law.

    • edmeyer_able November 20th, 2014 at 12:40

      lol

    • granpa.usthai November 20th, 2014 at 12:45

      you should write a letter to the chief law enforcement officer of the USA and let him know what’s going on!

    • Anomaly 100 November 20th, 2014 at 12:52

      ‘Sup Wayout? I thought maybe you’d like to borrow and even broader stereotypical paintbrush to use.

      You’re welcome!

      • mmaynard119 November 20th, 2014 at 14:33

        Let’s see, one taught constitutional law and the other writes hateful, inaccurate posts on the Internet. Who should we believe?

        • Anomaly 100 November 20th, 2014 at 15:16

          I just can’t decide.

          • mea_mark November 20th, 2014 at 16:03

            What, did the coin land on it’s side and get stuck in some mud and your now confused? Just pick that coin-up and give it to me and take my advice and go for the one that has been winning the elections and ignore the troll.

          • mmaynard119 November 21st, 2014 at 21:16

            And he writes hateful, inaccurate posts on the Internet from his mother’s basement. He has to be a reliable source for constitutional law.

    • OldLefty November 20th, 2014 at 12:56

      Isn’t That what WE always said about people who support Republicans.

      While they questioned that patriotism of EVERYONE who dared to criticize Dear Leader as he shredded the Constitution.

      Why don’t you come up with some original material?

      • rg9rts November 20th, 2014 at 13:11

        FAUX’s copier broke down

      • fahvel November 20th, 2014 at 13:17

        the dope has nothing original so don’t ask silly questions. :-)

    • causeican November 20th, 2014 at 13:15

      Well aren’t you and Michelle a couple of intellectuals. Can you please tell the rest of us how to think on every issue and political candidate. Our little brains are just in a tizzy.

    • ChrisVosburg November 20th, 2014 at 13:21

      Wayout calls out: the current occupant of the White House who thumbs his nose at the rule of law.

      And then we say example please and then you post a reference to something Obama’s done that some republican or another has claimed is illegal, and it will then be rejoined with a raft of evidence showing that it isn’t, and then you’ll look awfully silly, so why don’t we just cut to the chase here:

      You’re awfully silly; not to mention tiresome.

    • mmaynard119 November 20th, 2014 at 14:29

      Do you have your own key or do you have to ask your mother to let you out of the basement?

    • tracey marie November 20th, 2014 at 15:00

      that equality under the law thing seems to gibve you teabaggs gas

    • arc99 November 20th, 2014 at 16:44

      Truly mind boggling how full of it you are.. Time and time again, I give you very specific quotations of the US Constitution to support my beliefs. All you ever provide in response is your OPINION, never what the Constitution actually says.

      From I what I see, the person in this forum who cares least about the Constitution is you.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 20th, 2014 at 19:43

      I would have responded to your comment 7 hours ago, but, unlike you I was at work being a productive member of society..

      And my comment to you is, you are full of crap, (as usual)

    • Dwendt44 November 21st, 2014 at 00:35

      It’s not nice to laugh at retarded folks, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.

  6. Wayout November 20th, 2014 at 13:40

    Too late Michelle, they already are. People who support the Democrats vote celebrity and do not care one wit about the Constitution. All we have to do is witness the outpouring of Democrat support for the current occupant of the White House who thumbs his nose at the rule of law.

    • edmeyer_able November 20th, 2014 at 13:40

      lol

    • granpa.usthai November 20th, 2014 at 13:45

      you should write a letter to the chief law enforcement officer of the USA and let him know what’s going on!

    • Anomaly 100 November 20th, 2014 at 13:52

      ‘Sup Wayout? I thought maybe you’d like to borrow an even broader stereotypical paintbrush to use.

      You’re welcome!

      • mmaynard119 November 20th, 2014 at 15:33

        Let’s see, one taught constitutional law and the other writes hateful, inaccurate posts on the Internet. Who should we believe?

        • Anomaly 100 November 20th, 2014 at 16:16

          I just can’t decide.

          • mea_mark November 20th, 2014 at 17:03

            What, did the coin land on it’s side and get stuck in some mud and your now confused? Just pick that coin-up and give it to me and take my advice and go for the one that has been winning the elections and ignore the troll.

          • mmaynard119 November 21st, 2014 at 22:16

            And he writes hateful, inaccurate posts on the Internet from his mother’s basement. He has to be a reliable source for constitutional law.

    • OldLefty November 20th, 2014 at 13:56

      Isn’t That what WE always said about people who support Republicans.

      While they questioned that patriotism of EVERYONE who dared to criticize Dear Leader as he shredded the Constitution.

      Why don’t you come up with some original material?

      • rg9rts November 20th, 2014 at 14:11

        FAUX’s copier broke down

      • fahvel November 20th, 2014 at 14:17

        the dope has nothing original so don’t ask silly questions. :-)

    • causeican November 20th, 2014 at 14:15

      Well aren’t you and Michelle a couple of intellectuals. Can you please tell the rest of us how to think on every issue and political candidate. Our little brains are just in a tizzy.

    • ChrisVosburg November 20th, 2014 at 14:21

      Wayout calls out: the current occupant of the White House who thumbs his nose at the rule of law.

      And then we say example please and then you post a reference to something Obama’s done that some republican or another has claimed is illegal, and it will then be rejoined with a raft of evidence showing that it isn’t, and then you’ll look awfully silly, so why don’t we just cut to the chase here:

      You’re awfully silly; not to mention tiresome.

    • mmaynard119 November 20th, 2014 at 15:29

      Do you have your own key or do you have to ask your mother to let you out of the basement?

    • tracey marie November 20th, 2014 at 16:00

      that equality under the law thing seems to gibve you teabaggs gas

    • arc99 November 20th, 2014 at 17:44

      Truly mind boggling how full of it you are.. Time and time again, I give you very specific quotations of the US Constitution to support my beliefs. All you ever provide in response is your OPINION, never what the Constitution actually says.

      From I what I see, the person in this forum who cares least about the Constitution is you.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 20th, 2014 at 20:43

      I would have responded to your comment 7 hours ago, but, unlike you I was at work being a productive member of society..

      And my comment to you is, you are full of crap, (as usual)

      And what have you done with your life?
      Other than crave attention through trolling on the internet?

    • Dwendt44 November 21st, 2014 at 01:35

      It’s not nice to laugh at retarded folks, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.

  7. granpa.usthai November 20th, 2014 at 12:44

    deere michelle;
    pailining out at Taco Bell for 4 days and 4 nights is not the same as being @ the border. I have been ACROSS the southern border many many times, and have yet to meet anyone on the other side above the age of 9 who doesn’t know where Bunker Hill is.

  8. granpa.usthai November 20th, 2014 at 13:44

    deere michelle;
    pailining out at Taco Bell for 4 days and 4 nights is not the same as being @ the border. I have been ACROSS the southern border many many times, and have yet to meet anyone on the other side above the age of 9 who doesn’t know where Bunker Hill is.

  9. Denise November 20th, 2014 at 12:57

    as long as they are literate enough to register as democrats and vote for the democratic party, that’s good enough..and, judging from. signs I saw with misspelled words, I bet the Latinos are more literate than the white folks that keep voting against their own interest

    • fahvel November 20th, 2014 at 13:12

      why do you say white folks in contrast to people from south and central america?

  10. Denise November 20th, 2014 at 13:57

    as long as they are literate enough to register as democrats and vote for the democratic party, that’s good enough..and, judging from. signs I saw with misspelled words, I bet the Latinos are more literate than the white folks that keep voting against their own interest

    • fahvel November 20th, 2014 at 14:12

      why do you say white folks in contrast to people from south and central america?

  11. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker November 20th, 2014 at 13:05

    Fear, delusion, bigotry and segregation are defining characteristics of the republican party.

  12. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker November 20th, 2014 at 14:05

    Fear, delusion, bigotry and segregation are defining characteristics of the republican party.

  13. Obewon November 20th, 2014 at 13:06

    Bachmann is a prime example that literacy in the USA is less than average among the top 40 OECD nations. We’re number 22 of 40 in literacy woo-hoo!

    • fahvel November 20th, 2014 at 13:11

      and proud of it too and if ya don’t agree the usa will blow you away.

    • M D Reese November 20th, 2014 at 14:24

      And if you DO manage to learn how to read and retain, the textbooks out of Texas are widely available to be sure that you don’t learn anything useful or truthful.

  14. Obewon November 20th, 2014 at 14:06

    Bachmann / Palinbrawl until 2016~ are prime examples that literacy in the USA is less than average among the top 40 OECD nations. We’re number 22 of 40 in literacy woo-hoo! http://www.oecd.org/site/piaac/Country%20note%20-%20United%20States.pdf

    • fahvel November 20th, 2014 at 14:11

      and proud of it too and if ya don’t agree the usa will blow you away.

    • M D Reese November 20th, 2014 at 15:24

      And if you DO manage to learn how to read and retain, the textbooks out of Texas are widely available to be sure that you don’t learn anything useful or truthful.

  15. rg9rts November 20th, 2014 at 13:09

    You have to wonder what the voters in her district are like… besides knuckle draggers

    • M D Reese November 20th, 2014 at 14:23

      Kinda sends a chill up my spine. I’m one of the blueberries in a bowl of tomato soup where I live. It’s really discouraging.

    • raincheck November 21st, 2014 at 08:53

      knuckle dragging mouth breathers….

      • rg9rts November 21st, 2014 at 09:07

        nose pickers

        • raincheck November 21st, 2014 at 09:52

          lol

          • rg9rts November 21st, 2014 at 10:43

            I forgot the obvious …dingle berry collectors

  16. rg9rts November 20th, 2014 at 14:09

    You have to wonder what the voters in her district are like… besides knuckle draggers

    • M D Reese November 20th, 2014 at 15:23

      Kinda sends a chill up my spine. I’m one of the blueberries in a bowl of tomato soup where I live. It’s really discouraging.

    • raincheck November 21st, 2014 at 09:53

      knuckle dragging mouth breathers….

      • rg9rts November 21st, 2014 at 10:07

        nose pickers

        • raincheck November 21st, 2014 at 10:52

          lol

          • rg9rts November 21st, 2014 at 11:43

            I forgot the obvious …dingle berry collectors

  17. crc3 November 20th, 2014 at 13:32

    Speaking of illiterate…Bachmann is dumber than my pet rock (for those who remember pet rocks)…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock

    • M D Reese November 20th, 2014 at 14:21

      I do remember. Chia pets, too.

      • mmaynard119 November 20th, 2014 at 14:27

        Now, now. Let’s not go insulting pet rocks and Chia pets by comparing them to Great Lakes Barbie.

      • crc3 November 22nd, 2014 at 10:34

        They still sell chia pets. Oh goody!!

        http://www.chia.com/

    • Hirightnow November 20th, 2014 at 15:04

      My mom couldn’t afford to get me a pet rock…I had to adopt a stray.

      • mea_mark November 20th, 2014 at 16:06

        I am never lonely, I now live on many acres of pet rocks.

    • Dwendt44 November 20th, 2014 at 16:22

      My pet rock isn’t doing so well these days.

    • Larry Schmitt November 20th, 2014 at 17:35

      Mine’s right next to my mood ring.

  18. crc3 November 20th, 2014 at 14:32

    Speaking of illiterate…Bachmann is dumber than my pet rock (for those who remember pet rocks)…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock

    • M D Reese November 20th, 2014 at 15:21

      I do remember. Chia pets, too.

      • mmaynard119 November 20th, 2014 at 15:27

        Now, now. Let’s not go insulting pet rocks and Chia pets by comparing them to Great Lakes Barbie.

      • crc3 November 22nd, 2014 at 11:34

        They still sell chia pets. Oh goody!!

        http://www.chia.com/

    • Hirightnow November 20th, 2014 at 16:04

      My mom couldn’t afford to get me a pet rock…I had to adopt a stray.

      • mea_mark November 20th, 2014 at 17:06

        I am never lonely, I now live on many acres of pet rocks.

    • Dwendt44 November 20th, 2014 at 17:22

      My pet rock isn’t doing so well these days.

    • Larry Schmitt November 20th, 2014 at 18:35

      Mine’s right next to my mood ring.

  19. ExPFCWintergreen November 20th, 2014 at 14:36

    TeaVolk sez Meeshell iz rite — an libtard dimmikrat soshulits knoz it to!

    • M D Reese November 20th, 2014 at 15:21

      I don’t think I could have said it any better!

  20. ChrisVosburg November 20th, 2014 at 13:37

    I’d suggest that soon-to-be-former Rep Michele Bachmann may not be getting enough Carbon Dioxide, and encourage her to forego oxygen entirely for a breathing regimen consisting entirely of this life-giving gas. After all, as Michele explains, Plants Come A Runnin’ For That Carbon Dioxide!

    • Dwendt44 November 20th, 2014 at 16:20

      Her plastic surgery is about to expire, that’s why she’s not running again.

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