Satan Is Out To Get Duck Dynasty, Says Duck Dynasty Star
The Dark Lord is out to get the millionaire stars of the Duck Dynasty reality show. Conservative Pastor of “Duck Dynasty,” Alan Robertson, explained that the Evil One is out to destroy his family in particular, however, he didn’t explain why unless Beelzebub just hates on reality shows.
“I don’t want to be in Sodom and Gomorrah, waiting until the last possible moment and then look up and realize that I waited too long,” he said. “That my family now is on the altar of sacrifice because I didn’t make a difference before the catastrophe came.”
“There is an Evil One, an enemy who is against us,” Robertson said. “He is there and he is fighting us and we have to take the fight to him.”
Let us all gather around this wealthy family and shield them with our bodies to protect them from evil. They are the real martyrs. Also, vote for his family member who happens to be running for office. Amen.
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By: Anomaly100
tiredoftea November 3rd, 2014 at 14:58
“First, He came for Honey Boo Boo. We took that as a sign.”
Anomaly 100 November 3rd, 2014 at 14:59
Bwhaaa!
R.J. Carter November 3rd, 2014 at 15:00
TRAAAAAIN!
tracey marie November 3rd, 2014 at 14:58
these rwnj and their delusions crack me up and make me cry at the same time. their inbred followers will fall to their knees and start praying for salvation from some magical myth to save them from another magical myth
tiredoftea November 3rd, 2014 at 15:58
“First, He came for Honey Boo Boo. We took that as a sign.”
Anomaly 100 November 3rd, 2014 at 15:59
Bwhaaa!
R.J. Carter November 3rd, 2014 at 16:00
TRAAAAAIN!
tracey marie November 3rd, 2014 at 15:58
these rwnj and their delusions crack me up and make me cry at the same time. their inbred followers will fall to their knees and start praying for salvation from some magical myth to save them from another magical myth
RK Johnston November 3rd, 2014 at 15:28
To that, The Dark Lord put out a statemement:
“I do not have to go out and get Mr. Roberston…I let my minion Mammon do my work for me. And I must say, Mammon is certainly doing a great job!
Now God, on the other hand, will probably be wanting to have a few pithy, pungent words with Robertson and his whelps…before He hits the trap-door and sends them to me!
All in all, such delicious fun you humans can be!”
–RKJ
RK Johnston November 3rd, 2014 at 16:28
To that, The Dark Lord put out a statemement:
“I do not have to go out and get Mr. Roberston…I let my minion Mammon do my work for me. And I must say, Mammon is certainly doing a great job!
Now God, on the other hand, will probably be wanting to have a few pithy, pungent words with Robertson and his whelps…before He hits the trap-door and sends them to me!
All in all, such delicious fun you humans can be!”
–RKJ
EnuffBull November 3rd, 2014 at 15:49
Maybe it’s God’s plan… just go with it, DoctorDucky!
EnuffBull November 3rd, 2014 at 16:49
Maybe it’s God’s plan… just go with it, DoctorDucky!
Obewon November 3rd, 2014 at 15:51
It’s great that unshaven and unbathed child molester fundamentalist Robertson conned so many into secretly following his worship of conservative Islam attire beards, underage marriage and embracing misogyny: ‘Conservative Christians need to warn this nation of “the dire consequences of unrestrained living against the will of God,”-Robertson
Obewon November 3rd, 2014 at 16:51
It’s great that unshaven and unbathed child molester fundamentalist Robertson conned so many into secretly following his worship of conservative Islam attire beards, underage marriage and embracing misogyny: ‘Conservative Christians need to warn this nation of “the dire consequences of unrestrained living against the will of God”-Robertson is a well proven looney tunes hypocrite.
Pat Padrnos November 3rd, 2014 at 17:17
Good grief!! He sounds more bizarre with each public statement.
Pat Padrnos November 3rd, 2014 at 18:17
Good grief!! He sounds more bizarre with each public statement.
Dwendt44 November 3rd, 2014 at 17:21
If one imaginary deity isn’t enough, the Duck flavored pedophile believes in another one.
Dwendt44 November 3rd, 2014 at 18:21
If one imaginary deity isn’t enough, the Duck flavored pedophile believes in another one.
eyelashviper November 3rd, 2014 at 17:27
Satan, what are you waiting for…??
Take this creature into the bowels of Hell, or anywhere, just get him out of our country.
tracey marie November 3rd, 2014 at 18:49
start with Patrick in Texas
eyelashviper November 3rd, 2014 at 18:27
Satan, what are you waiting for…??
Take this creature into the bowels of Hell, or anywhere, just get him out of our country.
tracey marie November 3rd, 2014 at 19:49
start with Patrick in Texas
M D Reese November 3rd, 2014 at 17:43
Why is it that when the rest of us hear voices in our heads, we get put on a 72 hour psychiatric hold, and yet when these idiots claim to hear and know the will of gods and demons, we hand them a microphone and give them a tax exemption. It’s always puzzled me.
infectious_d November 5th, 2014 at 08:38
it’s cause they said it was ‘god’ or a ‘demon’, most of us don’t have any clue who those voices are, so we get punished for being unspecific
M D Reese November 5th, 2014 at 13:06
I recently found this handy guide:
http://www.godchecker.com/
M D Reese November 3rd, 2014 at 18:43
Why is it that when the rest of us hear voices in our heads, we get put on a 72 hour psychiatric hold, and yet when these idiots claim to hear and know the will of gods and demons, we hand them a microphone and give them a tax exemption. It’s always puzzled me.
infectious_d November 5th, 2014 at 09:38
it’s cause they said it was ‘god’ or a ‘demon’, most of us don’t have any clue who those voices are, so we get punished for being unspecific
M D Reese November 5th, 2014 at 14:06
I recently found this handy guide:
http://www.godchecker.com/
arc99 November 3rd, 2014 at 17:58
I had my Emily Latella moment.
I thought it said that Santa is out to get the duck dynasty guys.
In either case, I would only add that fear of a fictional character is unhealthy.
infectious_d November 5th, 2014 at 08:37
Santa would make a lot more sense, they’ve been on his ‘naughty’ list for a loooooong time
arc99 November 3rd, 2014 at 18:58
I had my Emily Latella moment.
I thought it said that Santa is out to get the duck dynasty guys.
In either case, I would only add that fear of a fictional character is unhealthy.
infectious_d November 5th, 2014 at 09:37
Santa would make a lot more sense, they’ve been on his ‘naughty’ list for a loooooong time