Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal In Walmart

Posted by | October 15, 2014 11:04 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories


Sean Johnson, 19, pleasured himself with a stuffed to horse in a Florida Walmart.

While Johnson fled the store before he could be apprehended by Walmart security, he was subsequently arrested by Brooksville Police Department officers.

Johnson–who reportedly confessed to police–was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief and booked into the Hernando County jail. He was released from custody at 9:45 tonight after posting $1500 bond.

The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale.

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42 responses to Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal In Walmart

  1. Larry Schmitt October 15th, 2014 at 11:18

    He seems to be all hot and sweaty. Guess sex is hard work, even with an inanimate object.

  2. Larry Schmitt October 15th, 2014 at 11:18

    He seems to be all hot and sweaty. Guess sex is hard work, even with an inanimate object.

  3. R.J. Carter October 15th, 2014 at 11:19

    Someone watched “Equus” recently…

  4. R.J. Carter October 15th, 2014 at 11:19

    Someone watched “Equus” recently…

  5. M D Reese October 15th, 2014 at 11:47

    Huh! And nobody shot him?

    • Suzanne McFly October 15th, 2014 at 12:13

      The fact that he is white might be the reason.

      • M D Reese October 15th, 2014 at 16:01

        My thought as well.

    • tiredoftea October 15th, 2014 at 13:24

      Well, it was a sticky situation.

  6. M D Reese October 15th, 2014 at 11:47

    Huh! And nobody shot him?

    • Suzanne McFly October 15th, 2014 at 12:13

      The fact that he is white might be the reason.

      • M D Reese October 15th, 2014 at 16:01

        My thought as well.

    • tiredoftea October 15th, 2014 at 13:24

      Well, it was a sticky situation.

  7. Suzanne McFly October 15th, 2014 at 12:12

    Anyone else seeing a patern? You never hear about weird occurrences in Target.

    • Boehner-Monkey October 15th, 2014 at 13:10

      ~~Baseball, Tea Party, Wal-Mart, Satan, Apple Pie and Chevrolet~~

    • eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 13:24

      It’s a real special place for sure, a magnet for people-you-would-prefer-to-avoid..

      http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

      • phoebequeen October 15th, 2014 at 14:53

        I always think this site is the reason why the aliens have decided not to make contact with us. That, and the current gop clown car.

        • eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 15:29

          Aliens probably have a hazard warning sign out in space, pointing to earth…

  8. Suzanne McFly October 15th, 2014 at 12:12

    Anyone else seeing a patern? You never hear about weird occurrences in Target.

    • Boehner Monkey October 15th, 2014 at 13:10

      ~~Baseball, Tea Party, Wal-Mart, Satan, Apple Pie and Chevrolet~~

    • eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 13:24

      It’s a real special place for sure, a magnet for people-you-would-prefer-to-avoid..

      http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

      • phoebequeen October 15th, 2014 at 14:53

        I always think this site is the reason why the aliens have decided not to make contact with us. That, and the current gop clown car.

        • eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 15:29

          Aliens probably have a hazard warning sign out in space, pointing to earth…

  9. William October 15th, 2014 at 12:21

    On the bright side, he’s not reproducing.

  10. William October 15th, 2014 at 12:21

    On the bright side, he’s not reproducing.

  11. BillTheCat45 October 15th, 2014 at 12:44

    Let me guess: It was a Brony. Q’uell surprise.

    Look them up if you dare :P

  12. BillTheCat45 October 15th, 2014 at 12:44

    Let me guess: It was a Brony. Q’uell surprise.

    Look them up if you dare :P

  13. Boehner-Monkey October 15th, 2014 at 13:09

    Fluffy? Fluffy? Has anyone seen my Fluffy?

  14. Boehner Monkey October 15th, 2014 at 13:09

    Fluffy? Fluffy? Has anyone seen my Fluffy?

  15. eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 13:22

    Well, see what happens when the State Legislature outlaws sex with real animals….

    http://blogs.findlaw.com/blotter/2011/05/florida-passes-anti-bestiality-law.html

    Ah Floriduh, my home, land of institutionalized insanity.

  16. eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 13:22

    Well, see what happens when the State Legislature outlaws sex with real animals….

    http://blogs.findlaw.com/blotter/2011/05/florida-passes-anti-bestiality-law.html

    Ah Floriduh, my home, land of institutionalized insanity.

  17. tiredoftea October 15th, 2014 at 13:25

    Anyone notice the resemblance to Teddy the NRA hero?

  18. tiredoftea October 15th, 2014 at 13:25

    Anyone notice the resemblance to Teddy the NRA hero?

  19. StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 14:28

    “The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved
    stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale”.

    I would hope so~!

  20. StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 14:28

    “The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved
    stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale”.

    I would hope so~!

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