SO in the name of science I performed an experiment. I just called my GF and told her that her body was a penis home for…me. First she laughed, realized I was “serious” then I was single. I have concluded that the speed of the aforementioned dumping is what physicists have been searching for…true evidence of Faster Than Light capability, if only we could harness it’s power. NOW, on to my theories on how to cure homelessness. I’ll be in the lab if you need me…Ladies.
SO in the name of science I performed an experiment. I just called my GF and told her that her body was a penis home for…me. First she laughed, realized I was “serious” then I was single. I have concluded that the speed of the aforementioned dumping is what physicists have been searching for…true evidence of Faster Than Light capability, if only we could harness it’s power. NOW, on to my theories on how to cure homelessness. I’ll be in the lab if you need me…Ladies.
“The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while”.
Not sure if that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read but it’s at least in the top ten. Wish I had been there.
I could have yelled (before I was ejected).
1.” Well God must really like black dudes”.
2. ” You sure talk a lot about dicks for a straight guy”
Clearly this is not a smart man.
Yes GOD DOES really like BLACK Dudes, so friggin much he allowed them to be Slaves, Underemployed and Over Prosecuted by The Judicial System. But we will look over all of that in favor of a Large Penis. Gee thanks God!!!!
“The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while”.
Not sure if that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read but it’s at least in the top ten. Wish I had been there.
I could have yelled (before I was ejected).
1.” Well God must really like black dudes”.
2. ” You sure talk a lot about dicks for a straight guy”
Clearly this is not a smart man.
Yes GOD DOES really like BLACK Dudes, so friggin much he allowed them to be Slaves, Underemployed and Over Prosecuted by The Judicial System. But we will look over all of that in favor of a Large Penis. Gee thanks God!!!!
So, if a penis doesn’t have a “home”, can it collect welfare?
I know lots of women who “rent out” their vaginas, but as far as I know, renting vaginas is only legal in Nevada.
So, if a penis doesn’t have a “home”, can it collect welfare?
I know lots of women who “rent out” their vaginas, but as far as I know, renting vaginas is only legal in Nevada.
Shades September 9th, 2014 at 09:44
I wonder how often his penis’ “home” has considered running away from him?
Shades September 9th, 2014 at 09:44
I wonder how often his penis’ “home” has considered running away from him?
Khary A September 9th, 2014 at 10:12
SO in the name of science I performed an experiment. I just called my GF and told her that her body was a penis home for…me. First she laughed, realized I was “serious” then I was single. I have concluded that the speed of the aforementioned dumping is what physicists have been searching for…true evidence of Faster Than Light capability, if only we could harness it’s power. NOW, on to my theories on how to cure homelessness. I’ll be in the lab if you need me…Ladies.
William September 9th, 2014 at 12:11
So telling her that you believe a woman is actually a life support system for a vagina is probably completely out of the question huh?
Khary A September 9th, 2014 at 12:21
M’yeah I don’t think that one will go over too well…I’m sure they wouldn’t find my body after that one.
The last of the Thousad Sons September 9th, 2014 at 10:12
SO in the name of science I performed an experiment. I just called my GF and told her that her body was a penis home for…me. First she laughed, realized I was “serious” then I was single. I have concluded that the speed of the aforementioned dumping is what physicists have been searching for…true evidence of Faster Than Light capability, if only we could harness it’s power. NOW, on to my theories on how to cure homelessness. I’ll be in the lab if you need me…Ladies.
William September 9th, 2014 at 12:11
So telling her that you believe a woman is actually a life support system for a vagina is probably completely out of the question huh?
The last of the Thousad Sons September 9th, 2014 at 12:21
M’yeah I don’t think that one will go over too well…I’m sure they wouldn’t find my body after that one.
William September 9th, 2014 at 11:55
“The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while”.
Not sure if that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read but it’s at least in the top ten. Wish I had been there.
I could have yelled (before I was ejected).
1.” Well God must really like black dudes”.
2. ” You sure talk a lot about dicks for a straight guy”
Clearly this is not a smart man.
Kamen September 9th, 2014 at 19:44
Yes GOD DOES really like BLACK Dudes, so friggin much he allowed them to be Slaves, Underemployed and Over Prosecuted by The Judicial System. But we will look over all of that in favor of a Large Penis. Gee thanks God!!!!
William September 9th, 2014 at 11:55
“The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while”.
Not sure if that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read but it’s at least in the top ten. Wish I had been there.
I could have yelled (before I was ejected).
1.” Well God must really like black dudes”.
2. ” You sure talk a lot about dicks for a straight guy”
Clearly this is not a smart man.
Kamen September 9th, 2014 at 19:44
Yes GOD DOES really like BLACK Dudes, so friggin much he allowed them to be Slaves, Underemployed and Over Prosecuted by The Judicial System. But we will look over all of that in favor of a Large Penis. Gee thanks God!!!!
William September 9th, 2014 at 12:36
http://youtu.be/msQdUw3jSjM
William September 9th, 2014 at 12:36
http://youtu.be/msQdUw3jSjM
Bunya September 9th, 2014 at 14:19
So, if a penis doesn’t have a “home”, can it collect welfare?
I know lots of women who “rent out” their vaginas, but as far as I know, renting vaginas is only legal in Nevada.
Bunya September 9th, 2014 at 14:19
So, if a penis doesn’t have a “home”, can it collect welfare?
I know lots of women who “rent out” their vaginas, but as far as I know, renting vaginas is only legal in Nevada.
craig7120 September 9th, 2014 at 20:16
Yeah but he said it in church so its ok, the most unbelievable things are said in church.
craig7120 September 9th, 2014 at 20:16
Yeah but he said it in church so its ok, the most unbelievable things are said in church.
fibergurl September 17th, 2014 at 05:42
Sooo god is the penile monster who loans his detachable members to dicks…that makes sense. O.o????
fibergurl September 17th, 2014 at 05:42
Sooo god is the penile monster who loans his detachable members to dicks…that makes sense. O.o????