Virginia Man Named Stoner Arrested On Marijuana Charges
This is totally harshing my mellow, man. A Virginia man whose last name is Stoner is facing drug charges after police found more than $10,000 worth of marijuana plants at his home.
The Associated Press reports that the charges stem from an ongoing investigation related to the alleged sale of marijuana to children in Orange County. Further charges are pending.
According to authorities, they acted on a tip that Stoner was selling to children and during the search last Thursday, they seized marijuana, marijuana plants, drug paraphernalia, prescription drugs, needles, spoons and guns.
DUDE!
Stoner was released on bond.
H/T: My BFF @ComgenKDT with thanks.
Image: Central Virginia Regional Jail
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21 responses to Virginia Man Named Stoner Arrested On Marijuana Charges
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tiredoftea August 21st, 2014 at 21:38
Whoa, dude! Which came first, the stoner or the plants?
tiredoftea August 21st, 2014 at 21:38
Whoa, dude! Which came first, the stoner or the plants?
Suzanne McFly August 21st, 2014 at 22:11
If it was simply legalized, douchebags like this guy would have to learn a legal trade. Only reputable weed dealers would be successful. His clients have little choice so he practically runs a monopoly on the drug.
Tom Ward August 22nd, 2014 at 02:25
Not just this guy… violent drug cartels would cease to exist. Prisons would be significantly less populated. Taxpayers would be saved billions. We could concentrate on rehabbing drug addicts instead of punishing them. The economy would get a boost from rehabbed drug addicts being free instead of being imprisoned unfairly and unconstitutionally. A large part of the immigration “problem” would be fixed overnight as violent cartels cease to exist. The list truly goes on and on. It all needs to be legalized.
Suzanne McFly August 21st, 2014 at 22:11
If it was simply legalized, douchebags like this guy would have to learn a legal trade. Only reputable weed dealers would be successful. His clients have little choice so he practically runs a monopoly on the drug.
Tom Ward August 22nd, 2014 at 02:25
Not just this guy… violent drug cartels would cease to exist. Prisons would be significantly less populated. Taxpayers would be saved billions. We could concentrate on rehabbing drug addicts instead of punishing them. The economy would get a boost from rehabbed drug addicts being free instead of being imprisoned unfairly and unconstitutionally. A large part of the immigration “problem” would be fixed overnight as violent cartels cease to exist. The list truly goes on and on. It all needs to be legalized.
M D Reese August 21st, 2014 at 22:24
Spoons?? I must be out of touch.
Suzanne McFly August 21st, 2014 at 22:27
No, your just thinking of the wrong drug. He apparently dabbles in multiple recreational drugs, he was just busted in possession of the least harmful.
Carla Akins August 22nd, 2014 at 07:01
Back in the day, when I was young and living with the first Mr – we had a roommate. I could not figure out why all of my tablespoons were disappearing – it appears they are used to cook down drugs for shooting up. For a year after we booted him out, I found burnt and bent up tablespoons all over the house.
M D Reese August 23rd, 2014 at 00:16
My ex-brother stole a bunch of my crazy grandmother’s real silverware to make rings out of…
M D Reese August 21st, 2014 at 22:24
Spoons?? I must be out of touch.
Suzanne McFly August 21st, 2014 at 22:27
No, your just thinking of the wrong drug. He apparently dabbles in multiple recreational drugs, he was just busted in possession of the least harmful.
Carla Akins August 22nd, 2014 at 07:01
Back in the day, when I was young and living with the first Mr – we had a roommate. I could not figure out why all of my tablespoons were disappearing – it appears they are used to cook down drugs for shooting up. For a year after we booted him out, I found burnt and bent up tablespoons all over the house.
M D Reese August 23rd, 2014 at 00:16
My ex-brother stole a bunch of my crazy grandmother’s real silverware to make rings out of…
Tommy6860 August 21st, 2014 at 22:26
Fate, it seems, has a bit of irony.
Tommy6860 August 21st, 2014 at 22:26
Fate, it seems, has a bit of irony.
granpa.usthai August 22nd, 2014 at 00:11
-try living up to your family name and look what happens!
utoh – just got a thought…
is Officer ‘GO FUCK YOURSELF’ the family name, or is it just Yourself?
MiAtheistGal August 22nd, 2014 at 06:58
That’s just awful. All those poor little plants, just confiscated in order to be destroyed. I haz the sadz.
MiAtheistGal August 22nd, 2014 at 06:58
That’s just awful. All those poor little plants, just confiscated in order to be destroyed. I haz the sadz.
Shades August 22nd, 2014 at 08:28
True story: On a lazy trip from KC to Omaha, stopping in a little town somewhere in Iowa for lunch, we passed a drugstore named Stoner Drugs. I used to have the photo.
Shades August 22nd, 2014 at 08:28
True story: On a lazy trip from KC to Omaha, stopping in a little town somewhere in Iowa for lunch, we passed a drugstore named Stoner Drugs. I used to have the photo.